Quotes: Even the Guys Want Him

Every woman's husband, and every man's wife.
— Popular Roman epithet for Julius Caesar

His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.
Vincent Canby's description of Joe Dallesandro

So, basically, everyone in this office is sexually attracted to Curtis—man or woman.

Chris: I'd say that they should've just cast John Glover as Lex since he's so good at being an absolutely evil bastard, but that would require them to cut that magnificent head of hair, and that's a step I'm not willing to take.
David: I agree completely. Oh God, I love John Glover's hair. It's as captivating as Erica Durance. I want to swim in its waves.
Chris: I want to make a nest in it and feel safe and warm, like a baby bird.
— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Lexmas")

Vince closes the show by promising a (pre-taped) match from Hulk Hogan on the show next week. “Never has 300 pounds looked as good as it looks on *sigh* the 6’8″ frame…”

I swear to you, Vince just sighed and swooned talking about Hulk’s muscley physique.

Their next show should be broadcast from a bath house in San Francisco.

Why can't there be more girls like him?
Hiroshi, Ranma ˝' (though for a reason different from others)

Danni:I love The Fugitive. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?
J.D: (overhearing) Harrison Ford, hands down — but you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day.
Carla: "Day"?
—- Scrubs

God, I'd go gay for that voice.

...this is the only character [in Independence Day] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's fucking Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.

Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do I like Sasuke so much?

We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.

It's not men, it's just... him.
Ianto Jones discussing Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood: Children of Earth

Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig Batman. He's fair game, like Harrison Ford.

I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.

Wayne: I loved Marky Mark in this, especially with his shirt off, I thought he was super sexy.
Garth:...What?
Sam: Did you ever kill anyone?
Mitch: No.
Sam: Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
Mitch: No.
Sam: Did you ever say you could see why women find Sean Connery sexy?
Mitch: Nnnooooo...

He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.
Jamie Foxx on Prince

I had an erotic dream about Henry Rollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!
SPHINX Pilot during a Truth-Telling Session, The Venture Bros.

You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person, Generation Kill

He makes chicks cry
You too, c'mon don't lie.
— "MacGyver Theme With Lyrics", Brentalfloss

He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups.

Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that.
Daru on the subject of Ruka, Steins;Gate

The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck.
Dan Savage

Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you and be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush.