Quotes: Even the Guys Want Him
His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.
— Vincent Canby's description of Joe Dallesandro
So, basically, everyone in this office
is sexually attracted to Curtis—man or woman.
I'd say that they should've just cast John Glover
as Lex since he's so good at being an absolutely evil bastard, but that would require them to cut that magnificent head of hair, and that's a step I'm not willing to take. David:
I agree completely. Oh God, I love John Glover's hair. It's as captivating as Erica Durance. I want to swim in its waves. Chris:
I want to make a nest in it and feel safe and warm, like a baby bird.
closes the show by promising a (pre-taped) match from Hulk Hogan
on the show next week. “Never has 300 pounds looked as good as it looks on
*sigh* the 6’8″ frame…”
I swear to you, Vince just sighed and swooned talking about Hulk’s muscley physique.
Their next show should be broadcast from a bath house in San Francisco.
Why can't there be more girls like him?
God, I'd go gay for that voice.
..this is the only character [in Independence Day
] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's fucking
Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.
Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do I
like Sasuke so much?
We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.
"That's the biggest downside about being a Badass Adorable
: The inevitable amount of Fan Girls you'll gather... along with the occasional guy."
It's not men, it's just... him.
— Ianto Jones
discussing Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood: Children of Earth
I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.
Sam: Did you ever kill anyone?
Sam: Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
: Did you ever say you could see why women find Sean Connery
"All str8 boys admit that he is very sexy and HOT. Boys!!! I know we are str8 but we need to change after this video."
"He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds."
"I had an erotic dream about Henry Rollins
last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"
"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."
He makes chicks cry
You too, c'mon don't lie.
"He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups."
"Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that."
"The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck."
— Dan Savage
"Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you and
be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush."