Quotes: Even Nerds Have Standards
That's what we like about you, Mulder: Your ideas are even weirder than ours.
—Byers, The X-Files
"People who boast about their I.Q. are losers."
Star Wars fans are the worst part of Star Wars, Trekkies ate shit for about 30 straight years...But hardcore Whedonites? They are to Trekkies what the Nation of Islam were to the Civil Rights movement.
Only a true geek that is asking for a bruising would ask for 'sodium chloride' rather than salt.
When I tell people Iím a Jags fan, they kind of cringe their face in an apologetic way, as if I told them I have stage 2 lung cancer. Understand I currently live in Michigan, so that means Lions fans feel sorry for me for rooting for the Jags.
I got heat for sayin' he looks like Kefka from FFVI. Everyone's, "NO! He's Mister Sinister, you idiot! Stop bein' a BAD nerd!"
"When I see people at sports teams doing stuff like painting their bodies the same team colour, I honestly wanna say this, '...Dude. I read about stuff like the chemical make-ups of most pharmaceutical plants for fun. The only thing that's keeping me from stealing your lunch money and screaming 'NEEEEERRRRRD' is the hypocrisy of it all.'"
"They're LARPers. It's like what Jer does with the dice and the bits of paper, except the people that Jer hangs out with look down on these guys."
"Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.
"Do you know what it takes to get a professional nerd to call you a nerd? I do. (Hint: Itís Glass.)"
Nerd#1: "...You'll never be satisfied with a MORTAL woman because the elf wenches are sooo beautiful you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. (Loud inhale) Yes."
Nerd#2: "Wow..You're an idiot."
—''Rocko's Modern Life'', "Canned".