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Quotes: Dude, She's Like, in a Coma!
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Shepherd Derrial Book, Firefly

Asuka: Besides, why were you awake so late last night?
Shinji: I was doing image training for today's battle!
Asuka: You're lying! You tried to kiss me while I was sleeping, didn't you?
Shinji: Unfair! You were awake that time?
Asuka: That's terrible! I meant that as a joke! You really did it? You kissed me?
Shinji: No, I didn't. I stopped.
Asuka: Lech! Molester! Pervert! Unbelievable!
Shinji: It was your fault for sleeping in the wrong bed!
Neon Genesis Evangelion

"Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say no."
Beat
"What? Oh yeah, like I'm the only one thinking it."

"Flip you to see who does her first."
"Dude, you're sick. She's, like, unconscious!"
"She is totally hot."
exchange from the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Season 5 episode "Mother"

Shinji: (After actually doing it this time) I'm so fucked up.
End of Evangelion

"Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha... "

Sam: "She transformed [into a werewolf]-"
Dean: [thinking] "Saw this coming."
Sam: "-during sex."
Dean: "WHAT?!"
Sam: "I didn't stop. I just kept going. It was a mistake. You should see my dick."
Dean: "Why didn't she transform earlier?"
Sam: "Maybe she's gotta be asleep to turn."
Dean: [Beat] "So... she was asleep during...?"
Sam: "Er..."
Dean: "You know what, you don't have to explain."

EDWARD IS LIKE 'THAT'S IT!!! I AM GOING TO HER HOUSE TO WATCH HER SLEEP!!!'
Oh god, you know Emmett gave him so much shit for that
the watching her sleep thing
emmett would be like SUUUUUURE OKAY "SLEEP"
THAT ISNT CREEPY
OR STALKERY
YOU ENJOY THAT, PERVERT
ARE YOU FUCKING THIS GIRL WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING?
EDWARD THAT ISNT COOL
THAT'S RAPE, DUDE
BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG EDWARD
YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CAT
LIKE I KNOW YOURE A VIRGIN AND SHIT
YOU CAN GET SOME
BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW: THERE ARE RULES
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS

Buffy: Spike, the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.
(Spike registers his disappointment. Why hadn't he thought of that?)
— Script for "Crush", Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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