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Quotes: Dude Shes Like In A Coma
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Shepherd Derrial Book, Firefly

Asuka: Besides, why were you awake so late last night?
Shinji: I was doing image training for today's battle!
Asuka: You're lying! You tried to kiss me while I was sleeping, didn't you?
Shinji: Unfair! You were awake that time?
Asuka: That's terrible! I meant that as a joke! You really did it? You kissed me?
Shinji: No, I didn't. I stopped.
Asuka: Lech! Molester! Pervert! Unbelievable!
Shinji: It was your fault for sleeping in the wrong bed!
Neon Genesis Evangelion

"Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say no."
Beat
"What? Oh yeah, like I'm the only one thinking it."

"Flip you to see who does her first."
"Dude, you're sick. She's, like, unconscious!"
"She is totally hot."
exchange from the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Season 5 episode "Mother"

Shinji: (After actually doing it this time) I'm so fucked up.
End Of Evangelion

"Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha... "

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