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Films - Live Action
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher & Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand-ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh? No way? Not even?
Murray: He's gay!
Cher & Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand-ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh? No way? Not even?
Murray: He's gay!
— Clueless
Cooper: Did you see that flower girl out there? Later we are going to fall madly in bed.
Heck: So it is going well for you then?
Cooper: Very well.
Heck: She is a lesbian.
Cooper: Is that right? Cool.
Heck: Doesn't that slightly thwart your plan for seduction?
Cooper: Anyone can change teams… Not anyone, cause I would never, you know… hmm… (starts gulping down his drink)
Heck: So it is going well for you then?
Cooper: Very well.
Heck: She is a lesbian.
Cooper: Is that right? Cool.
Heck: Doesn't that slightly thwart your plan for seduction?
Cooper: Anyone can change teams… Not anyone, cause I would never, you know… hmm… (starts gulping down his drink)
Petey: I'm sorry to break y'all's hearts, but Sunshine here is from California.
Girl: Yeah, a California dreamboat...
Petey: No, SUNSHINE is from CALIFORNIA. He's a CALIFORNIAN!
Girl: Yeah, a California dreamboat...
Petey: No, SUNSHINE is from CALIFORNIA. He's a CALIFORNIAN!
Live Action TV
"Are you a dog McNulty? Cos you barking up the wrong pussy."
— Bubble, The Wire
Neal: Oh, harmless flirting. It's like a dance.
Peter: No, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.
Neal: Um, she digs the hat.
Peter: Um, she'd rather be wearing that hat.
Peter: No, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.
Neal: Um, she digs the hat.
Peter: Um, she'd rather be wearing that hat.
— White Collar, “Pilot”
Video Games
Ken: Gabby, what do you think about our yeoman, Miss Traynor?
Gabby: She's not a yeoman. She's a communications specialist. And you're barking up the wrong tree, Kenneth. You're not her type.
Ken: Oh. Well, perhaps you should go and talk to her, then?
Gabby: Maybe I should. Nobody is barking up my tree.
Ken: If it works out, be sure to take video.
Gabby: She's not a yeoman. She's a communications specialist. And you're barking up the wrong tree, Kenneth. You're not her type.
Ken: Oh. Well, perhaps you should go and talk to her, then?
Gabby: Maybe I should. Nobody is barking up my tree.
Ken: If it works out, be sure to take video.
Web Animation
Neptune: [noticing Ilia] Oh, I didn't know Ilia was gonna be here. I'll, uh, I'll give you two a moment. [to Ilia] Hey, almost didn't see you there, 'cause, you know, the camouflage?
Blake: [futilely reaching out to stop him] Wrong tree...
Sun: He'll figure it out.
Blake: [futilely reaching out to stop him] Wrong tree...
Sun: He'll figure it out.
— RWBY, "Argus Limited"
Western Animation
Hawkgirl: Why don't you just go talk to her?
Flash: Who, me? Talk to her? No way.
Hawkgirl: Yeah, you'd probably be wasting your time anyway. I hear she's, y'know... [Flash looks worried] Brazilian.
Flash: Ha-ha.
Flash: Who, me? Talk to her? No way.
Hawkgirl: Yeah, you'd probably be wasting your time anyway. I hear she's, y'know... [Flash looks worried] Brazilian.
Flash: Ha-ha.
