Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pitbulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight.
You like to put your feet up and watch Republican Party Reservation. They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs you did not even know existed.
So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.
That's voting. You're welcome.
Stipock: Yes, I've said that.
Noyock: I've been giving that a lot of thought. And it occurs to me that if we did that, we'd usually choose someone that we liked. The trouble is, the Mayor has to make a lot of decisions that no one likes. Then no one will want him to be Mayor anymore, and so we'd either keep changing Mayors or we'd choose Mayors who govern very badly but never offend anybody. Now, before you start arguing with me, Stipock, let me tell you that those are just my thoughts of the moment, and I wonder if you'd be kind enough to think about them at least as long as I thought about your ideas before trying to answer them.
Father: Well, it's never bright clear on myself. Like any other kind of government, it's got something to do with young men killing each other, I believe.
These indecisive grenadiers of Philadelphia
They can't agree on what is right and wrong
Or what is good or bad; I'm convinced
The only purpose this Congress ever had
Was to gather here specifically
To DRIVE JOHN ADAMS MAD!
Legion: Not as you understand. We are all geth. We build consensus.
Shepard: Most governments do.
Legion: Organic governments impose consensus. From a single point of view in autocracies. By codifying the most broadly accepted average of views in democracies.
Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! [Slap]