"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"
"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."
Anonymous: Gl'bgolyb and Snowman, Rose and Wayward Vagabond, and then the Summoner's Horns and the Sufferer's/Signless's abs. Aradia Megido: d0 y0u see these ships here theyre y0urs all y0urs pr0bably 0nly y0urs
"But then again, people would also ship things like Colonel Sassacre and the pogo ride in John's backyard. Do you know why? Because I made the mistake of including them both in the same story."
Have you actually read Cardcaptor Sakura
? There’s some f**ked up s**t in that. If you read the manga, that it’s based on, there’s a 30 year-old who’s engaged to an 8 year-old
. The same people who made Cardcaptor Sakura made a manga that I really liked in middle school called X/1999
, which is a terrible movie but an okay anime. The comic got canceled halfway through, and I checked out Cardcaptor Sakura, and found out that the way I think these ladies who wrote it
write romance is that they have a dartboard that they write everyone’s name on, and they have darts that they write everyone’s name on, and then they blindfold themselves and then they throw them at the dartboard.
I am sure we have all wondered how an erotic encounter between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader would play out...