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Quotes: Crack Pairing
"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"
"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."

"Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty!"
Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory

Anonymous: Gl'bgolyb and Snowman, Rose and Wayward Vagabond, and then the Summoner's Horns and the Sufferer's/Signless's abs.
Aradia Megido: d0 y0u see these ships here
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all y0urs
pr0bably 0nly y0urs

"But then again, people would also ship things like Colonel Sassacre and the pogo ride in John's backyard. Do you know why? Because I made the mistake of including them both in the same story."
Andrew Hussie, Homestuck Book Two

"We love the fan fic and fan art. Although the ones where Tobias and Harry Potter screw, I'm just not sure about those. I'm just not sure raptor-wizard sex is advisable."

"I know. I KNOW. We could never be, right? Dragon and Spirit Healer... two different worlds! Not to mention the physiological problems. But you're wrong. We have a deeper connection than that. Anara and I, we're involved."
Azuregos, World of Warcraft

"Still a better love story than Twilight."

"There's a ship for everything. If someone told me Josephine got shipped with Rajih, I am not surprised."
A comment on the Evillous Wiki

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