"You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time
"Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?"
"I don't know if any
of what I just said is true... but I believe
"Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste."
"Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free the kangaroos?"
: Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage. Black Mage
: So you're actually aware
that this makes no sense then? Fighter
: Yet we chase our dreams anyway. Black Mage
: Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
(cosplaying as himself): Was it my star (taped onto his star T-shirt) or propeller cap (worn atop his trademark propeller beanie) that gave it away? Strong Bad
: It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you. Homestar Runner
: Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.
: Maybe my ruler was wrong. Pheobe
: Maybe all
the rulers are wrong.
"So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right."
: Do you even listen
to yourself any more? Leo
: I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
"I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
"That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there."
"I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten.[...] But then I thought... 'I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?'"
: Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him. Interviewer
: Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?
[Cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle
: Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.
: I'm going to give it my all. Charge~! Chloe
: ...Where are you going? Grune
: Oh? Where was I going?
Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!
And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!
Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
— Dizzee Rascal, "Bonkers"
"Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing."
"You know, whenever she starts talking I think to myself, 'Maybe this time it'll make sense.' I'm always wrong."
— Andre Harris
describing Cat Valentine
"[H]is tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner."
"Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!"
"Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live."
God damn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes. Caboose:
Yeah. I have a really good time.
"Did she say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times."
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
"Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?"