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Quotes: Cloud Cuckoolander
"You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."

"Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?"
Delirium, The Sandman: Season of Mists

"Ahh! We're gonna die!...Wait, does it hurt to die?"

"I don't know if any of what I just said is true... but I believe it."

"Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste."
Ozy, to Millie, Ozy and Millie

Chiyo: Somebody turn back the clock before it's too lay-hay-hate!
Osaka: [Sets up a chair, tries to reach clock] Oh... I can't quite reach it!

Fighter: Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.
Black Mage: So you're actually aware that this makes no sense then?
Fighter: Yet we chase our dreams anyway.
Black Mage: Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.

Homestar Runner (cosplaying as himself): Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?
Strong Bad: It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.
Homestar Runner: Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.

Joey: Maybe my ruler was wrong.
Pheobe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
Friends

"So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right."

Aeris: Do you even listen to yourself any more?
Leo: I try not to. It breaks the illusion.

"I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."

"That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot."
Caboose, Red vs. Blue

"That was some quality playing there, courtesy of Raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there."

"I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten.[...] But then I thought... 'I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?'"
Ragdoll, Secret Six

Early Cuyler: Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him.
Interviewer: Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?
[Cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle]
Early: Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.

Grune: I'm going to give it my all. Charge~!
Chloe: ...Where are you going?
Grune: Oh? Where was I going?
From a skit starring Grune from Tales of Legendia

Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!
And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!
Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
Dizzee Rascal, "Bonkers"

"Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing."
Hisao Nakai, Katawa Shoujo

"You know, whenever she starts talking I think to myself, 'Maybe this time it'll make sense.' I'm always wrong."
Andre Harris describing Cat Valentine, Victorious

"[H]is tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner."
Rod Serling's opening monologue for "Mr. Bevis," The Twilight Zone

"Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!"

"Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live."

Church: God damn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.
Caboose: Yeah. I have a really good time.

"Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is Easter Bunny, Easter Bunny, Easter Bunny."

"Did she say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times."
— Said about Sara from Thracia 776

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Patrick Star (thinking about milk), Sponge Bob Squarepants

"Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?"
Shaft, Baccano!

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