Wolverine gets airsick. Ladies and gentlemen, the pussification has begun.

''Sonic, the hedgehog who sent massive space stations crashing to the ground, who learned to teleport using a fake Chaos Emerald in a matter of seconds, who faced down more planet-sized time-devouring monstrosities than I can count on one hand, gets pinned to a wall by robots no taller than him, who he's already defeated more than once! If you excuse me, my head has a date with the nearest convenient table. (bang bang bang) Ugh...