Music: Mika

He can be anything you like.

Mika is a British singer-songwriter of American and Lebanese parentage who burst out in the music scene in 2007 with the song "Grace Kelly".

He is very sparkly.


  • Life in Cartoon Motion (2007)
  • The Boy Who Knew Too Much (2009)
  • The Origin of Love (2012)
  • No Place In Heaven (2015)

Mika displays examples of:

  • Adorkable: Very and often. His being both very tall and very thin gives him a "dorky giraffe" quality, and combined with his laugh and slightly wonky front teeth, he's pretty much made of adorkable.
  • Always Camp: Since reviewers always describe him as camp! However, his vibrant songs, flamboyant trappings, and eccentric tendencies more than justify it.
  • Ambiguously Brown: Mika's mother is Lebanese, his father American.
  • Bi the Way/Ambiguously Bi: To quote. "I've never ever labelled myself. But having said that; I've never limited my life, I've never limited who I sleep with... Call me whatever you want. Call me bisexual, if you need a term for me..." Also "I consider myself label-less because I could fall in love with anybody - literally - any type, any body. I'm not picky.
    • Though he later claimed he was gay in 2012.
  • Break the Cutie: Due to a Sadist Teacher and the unfortunate nature of Kids Are Cruel, a nine-year-old Mika was teased relentlessly once his family moved to London - so much so that he had a mental breakdown which rendered him mute and unable to read for a while. Six months of homeschooling got him back on track, as well as a different school to return to. He's probably laughing at them now, too.
    • It is not without mention that the reason his family moved to the United Kingdom in the first place was due to his father being held hostage in Beirut during the Gulf War. Though the rest of the family was technically safe in Paris, their dwindling income threatened to put them on the streets. Mika really had quite a difficult childhood, once you think about it.
  • British Accents: If reporters and fans are anything to go by, though, it's really more of an Americanized British with a tinge of French.
  • Collector of the Strange: He archives smells. No, really.
  • Dream Team: His mother designs his costumes. His older sister, Yasmine (or DaWack), hand-paints Mika's sketches. Some of his younger siblings have helped with set design and background vocals. They really are a quite self-sufficient family.
  • Mr. Fanservice: Being a mix between Bishōnen and Tall, Dark and Handsome does have its benefits.
  • Intergenerational Friendship: Seems to have a penchant for these, considering his friendships with Christian Louboutin and Ian Mckellen.
  • Messy Hair: His signature look.
  • No Pronunciation Guide: While his actual name is Mica, the reason he uses Mika as his stage name stems from the large amount of people mispronouncing it as "Meescha" or "Maika".
  • One-Hit Wonder: In the United States, Mika is a very strange example. The only song of his that most recognise over here is "Love Today" and THAT'S only because it's been used in countless ads and TV shows! Never mind the fact that he did a song for the movie Kick-Ass that was arguably better than "Love Today." American fans have to explain who he is when mentioning him.
    • "Grace Kelly" is fairly well known as well.
  • Quirky Household: Mika often fondly calls his family home such, open to artistic expression and friendly visitors at all times.
  • Secret Identity: Mika has admitted to having several alternate identities under which he writes songs for other artists, just to do something different once in a while. Just how many he has, and who they may be, is unknown.
    • Currently, we only know that he has one named Alice, for which he wrote a song used by Eros Ramazzotti.
  • Self-Backing Vocalist: From time to time. With a voice that can (allegedly) reach about four or more octaves, who wouldn't?
  • Shirtless Scene: The video for "We are Golden" has him prancing about in only his boxers. Cue squees all over the internet.
    • Also, sometimes in concert. Admittedly, it must get hot in that clunky spacesuit.
  • Stern Teacher: Mika has described his childhood Russian vocal teacher as "terrifyingly tough".
  • Transparent Closet: His coming out didn't shocked a lot of people...
  • Vocal Dissonance: Considering how, erm, squeaky his voice gets in some of his songs, you'd be expecting a whole lot more moe when it comes to his appearance. He's actually somewhat sterner looking in reality (see page photo).

Mika's songs displays examples of:

  • Anti-Love Song: "Lollipop" and "Erase".
    • And "Overrated", and "Love You When I'm Drunk". He likes these.
  • And a Diet Coke: "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)" has a refrain of
    "Diet Coke and a pizza, please!"
  • Armored Closet Bi: "Billy Brown"
  • Big Beautiful Woman: "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)".
  • Camp: Yes.
  • Can Not Spit It Out: "I See You".
  • Colorful Song: "Grace Kelly", at least in the chorus.
  • Crisis of Faith: The narrator of "No Place In Heaven" is either having a crisis of faith (addressing a God that he believes has turned his back on people like him) or a crisis of atheism (addressing a God that he rejected or doesn't believe in, just in case). It's hard to tell.
  • Design Student's Orgasm: Both versions of "Relax (Take It Easy)" feature this style, as does the cover art for his CDs.
  • Everything Sounds Sexier in French: Behold, Grace Kelly in French.
    • Also "Elle Me Dit", one of his more recent songs.
  • The Four Chords of Pop: "Happy Ending".
  • Gender Flip: In the song "Loverboy", he flips between directing his statements to either a girl and a boy.
  • Hidden Track: His first album (Life in Cartoon Motion) features "Over My Shoulder," a hidden track after "Happy Ending." So if you weren't depressed enough after the Lyrical Dissonance and misleading title of "Happy Ending", there was the haunting bonus track to back it up.
    • The track was also a bit of an Ensemble Darkhorse for reviewers, with many preferring it to the "main" songs.
  • Hikikomori: The son in "Elle Me Dit" and the title character in "Emily" are accused of this. Although, with all the other things that they're scolded for doing, it doesn't seem particularly accurate — particularly in "Emily", where the narrator's constant whining about Emily's habits is either genuine concern, Manipulative Bastard tactics, or completely failing to get the hint that she's not interested in him.
    Emily, live your life in a balloon
    Lock yourself up in your room
    Where the world can never reach you.
  • Lyrical Dissonance: He seems to love pairing cheerful, bouncy tunes to lyrics about disillusionment as one grows up and how love is pointless and only causes pain. To be specific...
    • "Lollipop" is a childish, upbeat tune about a mother telling her son how love will ruin his life and he's better off single.
    • "Happy Ending" is an odd variant — it starts out downbeat and miserable, but then the gospel choir kicks in towards the end with a triumphant rendition of the chorus. You might expect the lyrics to change accordingly, and the song to actually have a happy ending...but nope, the lyrics are still miserable, and the last few notes are quiet and defeated.
    • "Billy Brown" is a happy little tune about a man completely dissatisfied with his life, who discovers that he is bisexual, cheats on his wife, has a bit of a mid-life crisis, runs away from everyone, cheats on his wife and his male lover, and we don't even find out what happens to him in the end.
    • Perhaps never more present than in "Toy Boy," a very sweet-sounding song that reads like a fairy tale but tells a story heavy with clear subtext about an abusive, homophobic, overprotective mother tearing apart a gay relationship and destryoing the narrating character's (her son's lover) entire sense of self.
  • Musical Nod: The chorus in "Popular Song" is lifted directly from the song "Popular" from Broadway's Wicked, albeit with some changed lyrics.
  • My Beloved Smother: A reoccurring archetype — one turns up in "Lollipop," "Elle Me Dit" and "All She Wants". The person addressed in "Stuck In the Middle" and "My Interpretation" could be one, as well as the mother in "Toy Boy."
  • No Ending: So...what happened to "Billy Brown" in the end?
  • Rock Me, Amadeus!: The beginning of "Grace Kelly" comes from The Barber of Seville.
  • Take That: "Popular Song" - to childhood bullies
  • Video Full of Film Clips: "Kick-ass" was written specifically for the movie of the same name. It makes sense that the majority of the video is clips of the movie, though Mika does make an appearance in between.
  • Why Couldn't You Be Different?: A regular theme — Mika's narrators often have family issues...
    • "Elle Me Dit" is about a mother constantly criticising her child by complaining that what he's doing is the opposite of what he should be doing. The English counterpart "Emily" is an admirer complaining that the object of his affections is contrary and unsociable.
    • "All She Wants" concerns a mother who has browbeaten her son into a "proper" marriage and life that he doesn't want. He ends up leaving his wife and fleeing in the end.
    • "Stuck in the Middle" has similar implications, with a very traditional matriarch figure demanding the same values from her far less traditional descendant.
  • Yandere: Being stalked by one in "Ring Ring", but is one in "Touches You".
  • You Know What They Say: From "Lollipop":
    "I was walkin' with my mama one day, when she warned me what people say:
    Live your life until love is found, or love's gonna get you down."