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Hell's Kitchen (the US version) has spawned so many memes, they're now worthy of their own page.


Series Wide

  • "YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"Explanation 
  • "GET OUT!"Explanation 
    • "You, you, you (repeat for the number of contestants to be ejected) and you: GET OUT!"
  • "SHUT IT DOWN!"Explanation 
  • "Oh my god..."
  • "Fuck off with you, yeah?"
  • "Piss off."
  • "You stupid COW!"
  • "AND THE EVENT THAT FOLLOWED WAS..." *cue commercial*.
  • Expect every episode for Gordon to say... "IT'S RAW!"
  • "It's FROZEN!"
  • "Oh, fucking hell..."Explanation 
  • "All of you, come here!"Explanation 

Season 1

  • "Jean-Phillippe, could you escort these two ladies back to plastic surgery..."
  • "I thought cold water was supposed to boil faster than hot water."Explanation 
  • "You're not a quitter? Hey, you're not a fucking cook, either."Explanation 
    • "If you don't like me, I don't know what to tell you. You're an asshole!"Explanation 
  • "You guys cook like old people fuck!"Explanation 

Season 2

  • "Right now, I'd rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth."explanation 
  • "That's why it's called fucking Non-STIIIIIICK!"Explanation 
  • "Don't fucking dare! Don't fucking dare! Missy, missy, come here, you fat-mouthed little stupid bitch! You're pissing around with something that's not working! Has that fucking clicked?! IT'S FUCKING RARE!"
  • "Fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fucking Yankee Dankee Doodle shite!"
  • "Right. Well, I'll get you more pumpkin and I'll ram it right up your fucking arse! Would you like it whole or diced?"
  • "Would you like me to fucking email that to your BlackBerry? Move your arse!" Explanation 
  • "Dude, you don't have the fucking gas on, stupid!"Explanation 
    • "You're not sure!? You DONKEY!"
  • "What'd I say about taste, taste, taste?!"
  • "Where's the fucking turbot!?"
  • "Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?"Explanation 
  • -_- "OH MY GOD... THE DUCK'S BURNT! YOU'RE COOKING IN A BURNT PAN, YOU FUCKING DICK!!!"
    • "Oh, my god! Leave it, leave it, LEAVE IT! JUST FUCKING LEAVE IT!!"
    • "You're gonna blow fire in your face, you fucking DONKEY!"
    • "Keith! Get on the meat section and stay next to him, and don't let him cook a fucking thing!!"
    • "And you, open those big eyes and watch what the fuck this guy is doing!!!"
    • "Yes, Chef!"
    • "SHUT IT and watch!"
    • "Yes, Chef!"
    • "SHUT IT!" Explanation 
  • "YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN WHITE!"Explanation 
  • And last, but definitely not least, the infamous and often-quoted "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?"

Season 3

  • The best of Season 3.
  • "You, you, you, you, you, you, fuck off out of it! Get out. Get out!!!!"
  • "Hey, Josh!" "Yes chef!" "Fucking lil' bastard."
  • "The crab is off! It's fuckin' rancid!"
    • "YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE!"Explanation 
  • "Take the giraffe back to her table, yes?"
  • "OOOOOHHHHH... FUCK ME SENSELESS."
  • "It tastes like gnat's piss."
  • "Oh no... oh no..." *spits* "ALL OF YOU! TASTE IT!" *spits* "It's inedible! It's way too peppery and you wouldn't even serve it to a fucking pig!"Explanation 
  • "You just confirmed to my mind you're not trustworthy! So fuck you!"
  • "Yes chef, no chef."
  • "There you go chef, there you go." *drops and smashes plate against the floor*
  • The Lame Duck Breast.Explanation 
  • "What the fuck is so original about a Crab and Lobster Bisque? Nothing!"
  • "Take that [jacket] off, and fuck off out of here! Get out! GET OUT! Hey, you! Leave the jacket and GET OUT! GET OUT! Gimme the jacket, gimme the fucking jacket! Fucking useless sack of shit! Get out! GET OUT!" Explanation 
  • "Hell's Bitches!"Explanation 
  • "She works in a fuckin' Waffle House. I mean come on."Explanation 

Season 4

  • "I'm the four-star general!"
    • "I'm like the black Gordon Ramsay!"
    • "You can call me Chef Bobby."
  • Matt's infamous exotic tartar, the first signature dish to actually make Gordon puke.
  • "Bobby! I'm looking for someone to take control of this disgusting, embarrassing mess. He [Jason] doesn't give a fuck, he's [Dominic] dreaming, he's [Matt] standing there pissing his pants looking for his tartar, caviar, white chocolate crap! ...And he's [Louross] just running around like a toilet brush! Is no-one going to take control?!" Explanation 
  • "Jason? Jason!" (echoes) "JASON!!!"Explanation 
  • Gordon's response to a failed souffle... repeated head-desks.Explanation 
  • THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BITCHES!
  • "And YOU'RE just all over the place! And YOU'RE just hopeless! AND YOU DON'T CARE!"explanation 
    • "Yeah, I wouldn't go looking for an applause right now. Right now is the wrong FUCKING TIME!"explanation 
  • "SHUT IT DOWN! TURN IT OFF, YOU DICK! STOP IT!"explanation 
  • "You've stopped! You've given up! You're setting the place on fire! And you're sending me raw fish, when it's fucking cold. It's fucking raw!" explanation 

Season 5

  • "LOOK AT THE FILET!" Explanation 
  • "Oh my God! Unbelievable! No! No no no no no...NO! GET OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! Take your jacket off and fuck off!" Explanation 
  • "I'll cook in my boxer shorts, I don't give a shit." Explanation 
  • "What is that?! The fucking bone's thicker than the meat!" Explanation 
    • "It's not good enough! GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! PISS OFF!" Explanation 
  • "DICKFACE!"

Season 6

  • "LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! What the fuck is this?!"Explanation 
  • "Listen! Listen! LISTEN TO ME!" Explanation 
    Tony: Whoa! Whoa! J.P., I thought he was going to pound him down! Damn!
    Andy: I cannot believe I'm seeing this!
    Kevin: He's gonna fucking hit him! D:
    Jim: HIT HIM! :D
    • "Ladies first."
  • Joseph challenging Gordon fucking Ramsay of all people. Nuff said.
    • "They can speak for themselves, they know who they are."Explanation 
    • "I ain't no bitch! I'm NOT no bitch!" Explanation 
    • "I ask the fucking question, you give the fucking answer!"
    • "You want my fucking jacket? Let's go step outside motherfucker!"
    • "You ain't nothing but a bitch!"
    • "And I've got one more thing to say and it's for all of you: I'm nobody's bitch."
    • "Watch the step."
    • Gordon himself mutated this when at the end of Season 6 during the outtakes, when it's revealed he tells Dave and Kevin (the two finalists) that, "You are nobody's bitch."
    • Oh, and Joseph actually started the fistfight too, just like Jeff from Season 1. Gordon is a black belt, as well as a professionally trained Boxer. No points for guessing what happened in both occasions. Spoiler: not only did they get sent home, but they were dragged out by security after getting their asses beat by Chef Ramsey himself. Talk about humiliating!
  • "Holy fuck... Look at that! It's like a bison's penis! What is that shit!?"Explanation 

Season 7

  • "Eh, where's fucking Smurf? SMURF!" Explanation 
  • "Chef Ramsay, he's like the Jay-Z of fucking restaurants! You don't talk back to a man like that!" Explanation 
  • "You know what, they can take my shoes!" Explanation 
  • "Fine dining?! A fine FUCKING MESS!"
  • "DON'T EVER! COME UP TO MY PASS! AGAIN!! AND TRY TO TAKE MY FUCKING PLACE!"Explanation 
  • "Up and down, up and down, UP AND FUCKING DOWN!" Explanation 
  • The entirety of Nilka's elimination. Explanation 
    Gordon: Madam! MADAM! MADAM!!
    Nilka: Yes, chef?
    Gordon: TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF AND FUCK OFF!!!
    Nilka: NO, CHEF, DON'T SAY THAT, PLEASE!!

Season 8

  • "It's raw! It's fucking raw!"Explanation 
  • Raj was a walking, talking version of a meme in this season. Pretty much everything he did/said falls into this category.
  • "Roll. The fucking. Pizza dough." Explanation 
    Boris: Roll the fucking pizza dough, what are you doing?!
    Gordon: Why aren't you two working as a team?!
    Boris: We're doing the best we can, chef.
    Gordon: We're screwed on a fucking pizza.
  • "It looks like Gandhi's flip-flop!"Explanation 
    • "Gandhi didn't even wear flip-flops, he lived in the jungle, I don't even think the dude had shoes!"Explanation 
  • "If I tell you to get out there, I don't give a fuck if you've got a thong up your fat crack! Get out there!"Explanation 
    • "PUT IT DOWN, AND GET OUT THERE!"Explanation 
  • "He brings that pissing over...and the big surprise is that the fucking bass is FUCKING RRRRRRRRAW!"Explanation 

Season 9

  • "Brendan, you SUCK, you SUCK!"Explanation 
  • "I'll stick your head in the oven and talk to you through the gas burner!"

Season 10

  • How do you like me now bitch?
  • Protein protein protein protein duck duck duck duck...Explanation 
  • "You have such a fucking attitude. Why don't you take a walk?"Explanation 
  • "Hey, 'it's coming, baby'!? (Sorry, chef.) You cook like a fucking baby! (Won't happen again, chef.) GET OUT!" Explanation 
  • Kimmie is from the south. Explanation 
  • Tavon won Hell's Kitchen. Explanation 

Season 11

  • ZACKY WACKY!!!Explanation 
  • "I've never worked in a brigade before."Explanation 
  • "Listen, listen, listen, listen: fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! GET OUT!" Explanation 
  • "Excuse me, madam? "Fuck me"? How about "Fuck you"?" Explanation 
  • "Titanic ain't got shit on us!" Explanation 
  • "YOU'RE A BITCH! DEAL WITH IT!"
  • "Hey JP! Take him and yourself back to fucking Belgium!" Explanation 

Season 12

  • "Go back to the grocery store, motherfucker!" Explanation 
  • "I am so FLUSTRATED!" Explanation 

Season 13

  • "French toast, creeepes, Florentine, how looooooong..." Explanation 
  • "JP! Just PATHETIC! JR! Just RIDICULOUS!" Explanation 

Season 14

  • "So I was in the cookie aisle" Explanation 

Season 15

  • "He may be an astronaut, but you're a fucking space cadet." Explanation 
  • "I've been inside prison and they serve food better than this shit! Explanation 
  • "Do me a big favor: Get your apron off, get packed, and fuck off out!" Explanation 
  • "She only won because I lost. That's not a winner." Explanation 

Season 16

Season 17 (All Stars)

  • "ALL STARS!? NO STARS!!!" Explanation 
  • "Ratchet Girls!" Explanation 
  • Jared comparing ties to kissing his sister.
  • "Medic!"Explanation 
  • "BOOP!" Explanation 

Season 18 (Rookies Vs. Veterans)

  • "You tryin' to clown me, Chef!"Explanation 
    Bret: What the fuck is she thinking? She having a yelling match with the OG—Triple OG, the fucking jefe? She was going to be the first one to go, anyway.
  • Bret is Italian.Explanation 

Season 19 (Las Vegas)

  • "Y'all owe me 20 dollars!"Explanation 
  • Kori should've picked Amber for her final brigade. Explanation 

Season 20 (Young Guns)

  • "Bounce back, baby! Bounce back! Bounce back!"Explanation 
  • "Chickengate"Explanation 

Season 22 (The American Dream)

  • "I'm a professional Quidditch player"Explanation 

Fanon

  • Fans have taken to making up their own Ramsey-style metaphors calling out failures:
    • This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
    • You've used so much oil the US is trying to invade the fucking plate!
    • This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!
    • This fish is so Frozen that it's still singing "Let it Go!"
    • The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
    • This Squid is so raw it's raping a Japanese Schoolgirl!
    • This crab is so uncooked it's stealing my money!
    • This steak is so raw it's jumping over the moon!
  • Ramsay chasing Josh. Explanation 
  • The Holy Trinity. Explanation 
  • Jon "won" Season 11. Explanation 
  • Waterphone Sound Effect. Explanation 
  • Joyless. Explanation 
  • Mich-L. Explanation 
  • Final Black Jacket Curse. Explanation 

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