/conversation that usually goes something along the lines of this:
Alice: I have the heart of a true hero!
Alice: Yeah, I keep it in a jar over there.
May substitute other body parts and other locations.
Sometimes features in parodies of Queen Elizabeth I's "I have the body of a weak woman, but the heart and stomach of a king" speech.
Not to be confused with Soul Jar
, in which a character keeps his own heart in a jar somewhere to gain immunity from death. If somebody professes to putting some heart into their cooking it just may be Made from Real Girl Scouts
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- A (less squicky) variant in this joke:
Junior walks into the kitchen and asks his mother, "Mom, you know how you said that my new baby sister has your eyes and Dad's nose?"
"Yes," the mother answers. "What about it?"
"Well, now she has Granddad's teeth!"
- Terry Pratchett loves this trope.
- "People said Nobby had the body of a 20-year old, only no one knew where he had hidden it..."
- Vimes, in Discworld's Night Watch, is told that he has "the eye of a mass murderer". When his younger self asks if it's true, he says "In the pocket of my other suit, yes."
- Taken to the logical extreme in Discworld by the Igors, who recycle theirs and others' body parts for those who need an organ donor. When an Igor says he has his grandfather's hands or his uncle's eyes, he means it.
- "The Warlock's Hairy Heart" from The Tales of Beedle the Bard.
- In A Song of Ice and Fire, Tyrion was having a bad day. The maester tried to cheer him up by saying "take heart", but a cranky Tyrion simply said "Whose?"
Live Action TV
- Tom Lehrer's "I Hold Your Hand In Mine":
I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.
- Jimmy Buffett's "Schoolboy Heart." It starts out with puns ("I've got a schoolboy heart, a novelist's eye ...") but ends with Buffett speculating on how such diverse parts must have been assembled by demented aliens from the dismembered corpses of shipwrecked sailors.
- Garfield: "Inside every fat person, there's a thin person trying to get out. Mine escaped years ago."
- A variation in a Far Side comic: a factory worker is said to have a good head on his shoulders... it's best not to mention it. The worker does indeed have a tiny head growing out of his shoulder.
Table Top Games
- From Duel Masters, this is the card description for a creature called Gigabolver: It looks like a hideous monster, but there's really a sweet little girl deep down inside. In its stomach.
- Variation in BIONICLE:
Tarix:You have to admit- For a Jungle type, he has guts.
Strakk: Yes. And I think we're about to see them.
- Used in Grim Fandango:
Membrillo: The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?
Membrillo: Sorry, old coroner joke.
- Parodied in Psychonauts:
Fine, take control of this freaky toad! I don't need him to nab children for me anymore. I've got the brain of a little girl (Raz begins to laugh)
back in my lab that's strong enough to power a whole army of psycho-blaster death tanks- (he finally realizes Raz is laughing)
You've got the brain
of a little girl? Kochamara:
I said: In my lab! Raz:
I think you've got the muscles
of a little girl, too! Kochamara:
Grrr... Good one.
- Apparently, Tim Schafer (the designer of both Grim Fandango and Psychonauts above) likes this joke as much as Terry Pratchett. Emperor Doviculus from Brütal Legend keeps enemies' body parts within his own body, e.g. Drowned Ophelia's heart, however briefly. Also, if you lose the final battle against him, the game gives us a Non-Standard Game Over where he quips "You have your mother's eyes. And soon, so shall I... On a necklace, I think." before shoving his fingers into Eddie's eye sockets.
- Samurai Shodown IV has a variation of this in a post-battle-quote for Bust-Jubei: "You've got guts. Pick them up!"
- Terry Bogard in King of Fighters '95 also indulges into this: "You had guts, kid. Now wipe 'em off the pavement!"
- Rokhan in Warcraft III offers this unit response gem: "I've lost me head! It was about, ah, yea big, I was keeping in on my spear. If you find it let me know."
- World of Warcraft has the Wizard of Oz event in Karazhan. The Tin-Man's starting line is "I could really use a heart. Say, can I have yours?"
- Even worse is a joke by female Forsaken:
Of course they're real! They're not mine, but they're real!
- A conversation in X-Men Legends II goes something like this:
"Sabretooth has a good heart!"
"That's only because he ripped it out of someone else."
- There is one mission in Grand Theft Auto IV called "Have a Heart", in which Niko, under Elizabeta's orders, has to take the shot-dead bodies of Manny and his cameraman to a doctor-slash-organ dealer, falling more under this trope than what one could expect.
- From Radiant Historia: "After he'd spilled his guts, well... he spilled his guts."
- One of the opening lines from the Combat Commentators in Fossil Fighters: Champions is along the lines of "One fighter will emerge with the heart of a champion —IN HIS TEETH!"
- In Kingdom of Loathing, fighting a Spooky Hobo in Hobopolis may lead to the attack message "He tells you he has the heart of a twelve-year-old boy. Then he tells you where he keeps it. *Shudder*"
- Dark Cloud 2 has Dr. Osmond, who, upon being asked by Monica to lend a hand, reluctantly hands one of his over.
- Robert Bloch, who wrote Psycho among other stories, liked to say he had the heart of a little boy...in a jar on his desk.
- An Irish comedian (think his name was Bill Murray) once said "I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in my fridge."
- There's an old joke that goes "My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."