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At this time of day,
Localized entirely,
Within your kitchen.

Fasten seatbelts tight,
Your seat cushions float gently,
Headsets - five dollars.

—Lisa Simpson reading instructions off a safety pamplet, Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

And Mom, if you punch
him in the junk, you'll get
no disrespect from me.

—Bart Simpson when rallying Marge, The Great Wife Hope

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