At this time of day,
Localized entirely,
Within your kitchen.
Fasten seatbelts tight,
Your seat cushions float gently,
Headsets - five dollars.
- —Lisa Simpson reading instructions off a safety pamplet, Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
And Mom, if you punch
him in the junk, you'll get
no disrespect from me.
- —Bart Simpson when rallying Marge, The Great Wife Hope