Funny: The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

  • Eric, after calling down the girls shows his rarely used talent at Deadpan Snarking.
    Ariel: Just give us two minutes.
    Eric: Right, two minutes... (mumbles to himself after closing the door) Now, where have I heard that line before?
  • Sebastian's reaction to Triton saying that he will watch over Melody.
  • "And these WHOPPERS popped out!"
  • The reprisal of the chase between Chef Louis and Sebastian when Louis instantly recognizes Sebastian and says, "YOU!"
    • And the conclusion:
  • In true Disney Villain tradition, Morgana gets some of the best lines in the film.
    Morgana: (at the christening) Ursula would love to have come, but something came up. Now what was it? Oh yes! You all SHISH KABOBBED HER!
  • Tip and Dash's arguing over if Melody can stay with them or not. And Tip keeps using the same "You can't fly either!" excuse twice.
  • "Another plan, perfectly executed."
  • At the beginning where Scuttle is looking at the window; with preparations for Melody's 12th birthday party
    Scuttle: Whoo-wee! This is gonna be some kinda shindig! Yes, sir a real swanky...soirée as they say! There's just one thing missin'...THE GUEST OF HONOR!
  • A sobbing Sebastian blowing his nose on Ariel's dress when he reports that Melody ran away.
  • At the climax where Morgana is using the trident on everyone to bow down to her...well,...except Eric who's unconscious from Ariel saving him from drowning (again). Seeing Ariel being forced to bow with Eric laying unconscious right next to her makes the climax a bit of a Mood Whiplash. Now that is funny.
    • Melody jabbing Morgana's tentacle with the trident and Morgana holds her tentacle in pain.