Mr. Moleguaco:(strapped to a lunette) Being bad isn't... good. Kuzco:Thanks for the obvious, Mr. M. I don't know what I'll do without you. Mr. Moleguaco: Now can you let me out of this thing? I didn't think ahead. Kuzco: No way. I'm trouble with a capital "T". (whispering to Malina) Trouble does start with a "T", right? Mr. Moleguaco: You're about to be in BIG TROUBLE!! Kuzco:(beat) Do you have a hacksaw?
"Brad Bowllama, my super-cool and very funny best friend by Kuzco Brad Bowllama is a super-cool and funny and he use to be emperor and he's funny. He likes everything I like and he hates cauliflower which I hate too. He doesn't like Yzma either. He thinks Malina is a hotty-hot-hot-hot-hotty, and should spend more time with Kuzco. And did I mention he's super-cool and he's funny? Because he is. The end."
Yzma: Kronk! (rips her Principal Amzy disguise) It's me! Kronk: Wow! Right, then who am I? (rips his clothes off, revealing his underwear) Yzma: You're Kronk. In underwear. Kronk:(covers himself) Aah!
Also, Malina says that while the name Brad Bowllama is a stupid name that came from common objects, it's still a better name than "Mr. Bananastaircasehat". During the credits, Mr. Moleguaco reads an essay from a student describing a "friend" with that very name.
Mr. Moleguaco: This morning we're going to discuss relative pronouns, such as "what" and "that". Kuzco: What? When are we ever gonna use that?
One of Kuzco and Kronk's plan to get out of class involves a radiation meltdown.
Kuzco: There's been a dangerous radiation leak! Kronk:(runs out of the class with a wooden arm tied to him) Oh no! A third arm! This dangerous radiation leak must be turning me... into a mutant! Mr. Moleguaco:(rips the arm off) Your mutant arm is made of wood.
In "Girls Behaving Oddly", Kuzco pointing out all the signs that Malina isn't taking it easy (i.e. bulging eyes, flared nostrils, and scary teeth) and that she looks like Pacha when he's angry at Kuzco for using his poncho as a towel, complete with a picture of an angry Pacha with red eyes.