The Star, Inverted
- Call Joseph an idiot, and Caesar would wholeheartedly agree with you... before slapping you upside the head. Only Caesar has the right to call him that.
- Jonathan allegedly has perfected the art of conveying stern fatherly disapproval.
- The Running Gag of Joseph's family thinking his beard is stupid-looking on him.
- Caesar and Joseph get very drunk at one point and start giving wildly contradicting accounts of the events of Battle Tendency.
- The character's recap of Stardust Crusaders in the last chapter.Joseph: And that's the story of my fourth plane crash! At this rate I'll make the world record!
- Turns out Caesar was not amused at Joseph so casually talking about getting into two more plane crashes, because this happens right afterward...Joseph: Don't look at me like that Caesar...CAE-
- Turns out Caesar was not amused at Joseph so casually talking about getting into two more plane crashes, because this happens right afterward...
Knock, Knock
- When Jotaro visits Tenmei over Thanksgiving break, naturally There Is Only One Bed. They both insist the other person take the bed, and in the end both of them are sleeping on the couch.
- Tenmei's idea of haunting a person as a ghost consists of moving everything in their house 2 centimeters to the left, threatening to pour glitter on their prized possessions, and insisting the person buys him cherries whenever they go shopping.
And Then They Were Roommates
- Irene not realizing that Jotaro himself is Marina's new roommate, mistaking him for a particularly rude moving man.
- Jotaro's conspicuous Cloudcuckoolander tendencies sprouting a conspiracy theory group.
- Marina and Irene coming home to find Jotaro asleep with a stack of oranges on his head.
- Hol Horse's unexpected visit. Jotaro stonewalls all of Hol Horse's attempts at making the situation into a friendly or normal visit.
- The Man In White chapter, an Overly Long Gag chapter of Costume Porn waxing poetic about Jotaro's narrow aesthetic. It also pokes fun at the Class Cryptid club, calling them 'a select group of possibly well-intentioned students intent on keeping their mouth shut (who aren't nearly as subtle as they think themselves to be, and probably need safer, slightly more legal hobbies).'
- Star Platinum, in its rare and often merely implied appearances, gives off the energy of a well-trained, enthusiastic dog.
- Some flustered, shy boy seemed like he was about to ask Jotaro out on a date. Then Polnareff arrived.
- When Tenmei and Marina despair over Jotaro's weird English accent, he retaliates by flaty intoning in a hybrid spaghetti western/transatlantic accent, parroting cowboy themed one-liners.Jotaro: "I'm your huckleberry. Howdy, howdy, howdy.".
- Jotaro summing up his dating preferences.Jotaro: "I don't care if someone's a boy or girl. Everyone is equally unappealing."
- At one point, a drunkard catches that Tenmei and Jotaro are a gay couple and calls them "a bundle of Jap faggots". The two end up more confused than insulted, since as far as they knew, he was calling them a bundle of sticks or cigarettes.
- Then Marina has to explain exactly what the man was calling them, not realizing she's run into an area of vocabulary they would never have learned in a school setting. She ends up trying to reduce it to Layman's Terms more and more, to the point where she has to explain what a homosexual is.
Demolition Man
- Why is Joseph an old man, according to Jolyne? Because he has a beard, and only old people have beards.
- Josuke starts comparing himself and Jotaro, trying to parse Joseph's appearance between their Strong Family Resemblance. He then realizes he's basically been checking his nephew out for five minutes.
- After finding out that Tenmei wasn't an enemy Stand-user but rather Jotaro's lover, Josuke stumbles over his words as he tries to make sense of the whole thing.Josuke: Aah! Sorry! I didn't realize! It's just kind of weird! Not the gay part! It's not like I'm not okay that you're girlfriend's a man! Boyfriend! Love who you love, and all that. Just, uh- Jotaro-san didn't... seem... like a love kind of guy? I guess?
Tenmei: You're Joestar-san's child, are you?
Josuke: ...Yes.
Tenmei: Hmm. That would explain it. - Rohan absolutely did not learn his lesson after being beaten up by Josuke, treating being landed in the hospital as a completely favorable outcome.
- Jotaro invites Rohan to his hotel room, completely missing the suggestive nature of his own offer. Rohan actually takes him up on it, and seemed disappointed that Jotaro wasn't alone.
- When Koichi goes to Jotaro and Tenmei for advice about romance between Stand-users due to his developing feelings for Yukako despite her being a former enemy, they recount the time that they meet when Kakyoin was under DIO's control and sent to kill Jotaro and Jotaro kicked the shit out of him then ripped out the Flesh Bud... and speak of it fondly like it was a Meet Cute.Jolyne: Then they walked to Egypt to punch a sand vampire.
Jotaro: That's not what happened, ojoh.
Welcome To The SPW Foundation
- Even the Speedwagon Foundation isn't sure what Mikitaka is.
- The very, very Long List of "banned codenames" that are not allowed to be used in reference to Jotaro. Apparently, the mass retcon is widely-known to the SPW Foundation staff, as one of them is Thanos.
- Some brave SPW employee has a bit of a crush on Doctor Kujo, going by some of the code names (Doctor DILF, Jolyne's Hot Dad).
- The whole extended addendum list for Jotaro, really. From what not to do with Star Platinum, to the Foundation having to ban personnel from playing sea shanties and Ocean Man whenever Jotaro comes into the room (only to rescind that when Jotaro is actually disappointed when nobody's playing music anymore, though Ocean Man is still banned) and lastly, Jotaro often using Star Platinum The World to pull Stealth Hi/Bye on people, and the document assuring people that, yes, this is entirely normal.
- Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact. Jotaro doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming. Josuke's reactions throughout the whole thing are priceless.
- One chapter briefly touches on food recommendations for Stands. The comments flooded with the mental image of feeding a Stand three square meals a day like a pet/child.
- The people credited for writing it? Mista and Polnareff. When the author was asked about why the latter...
aenor_llelo: look me in my non-existent digital eyes and tell me that polnareff hasn't tried to feed silver chariot snacks - The Joestar bloodline has its own containment file. The Joestars are in charge of the Speedwagon Foundation. Crazy-Prepared doesn't quite cover it.
- Miss Charlotte, the prison overseer's hand puppet from Stone Ocean, having her own file.
- THREAD: Croissant Sandwich. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane Hostage for MacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown Passive-Aggressive Kombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... odd Rousing Speech. Soon enough, Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on actual workplace shenanigans
. - One of the contained specimens is a pipe organ whose player can control anything that hears its song. Joseph is banned from using it for "sicknasty musical stag beetle fighting tournaments".
- One commenter suggested that Rohan's in-universe personnel file is regularly vandalized, prompting this hypothetical scenario from the author:
"Site Medic Higashikata can fuck off." -Agent Kishibe, at some point
"no u" -Site Medic Higashikata, editing Agent Kishibe's personnel file for the fuckmillionth time
