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* One of the contained specimens is a pipe organ whose player can control anything that hears its song. Joseph is banned from using it for "sicknasty musical stag beetle fighting tournaments".

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* One of the contained specimens is a pipe organ whose player can control anything that hears its song. Joseph is banned from using it for "sicknasty musical stag beetle fighting tournaments".tournaments".
* One commenter suggested that [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Rohan's]] in-universe personnel file is regularly vandalized, prompting this hypothetical scenario from the author:
->"Site Medic Higashikata can fuck off." -Agent Kishibe, at some point
->"no u" -Site Medic Higashikata, editing Agent Kishibe's personnel file for the fuckmillionth time

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* Rohan absolutely did not learn his lesson after being beat up by Josuke, treating being landed in the hospital as a completely favorable outcome.

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* After finding out that Tenmei wasn't an enemy Stand-user but rather Jotaro's lover, Josuke [[OpenMouthInsertFoot stumbles over his words as he tries to make sense of the whole thing]].
--> '''Josuke''': Aah! Sorry! I didn't realize! It's just kind of weird! Not the gay part! It's not like I'm not okay that you're girlfriend's a man! Boyfriend! Love who you love, and all that. Just, uh- Jotaro-san didn't... seem... like a love kind of guy? I guess?\\
'''Tenmei''': You're Joestar-san's child, are you?\\
'''Josuke''': ...Yes.\\
'''Tenmei''': Hmm. That would explain it.
* Rohan absolutely did not learn his lesson after being beat beaten up by Josuke, treating being landed in the hospital as a completely favorable outcome.




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* When Koichi goes to Jotaro and Tenmei for advice about romance between Stand-users [[AmazonChaser due to his developing feelings for Yukako despite her being a former enemy]], they recount the time that they meet when Kakyoin [[BrainwashedAndCrazy was under DIO's control and sent to kill Jotaro and Jotaro kicked the shit out of him then ripped out the Flesh Bud]]... and speak of it fondly like it was a MeetCute.
--> '''Jolyne''': Then they walked to Egypt to punch a sand vampire.\\
'''Jotaro''': That's not what happened, ''ojoh''.
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* One of the contained specimens is a pipe organ whose player can control anything that hears it's song. Joseph is banned from using it for "sicknasty musical stag beetle fighting tournaments".

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* One of the contained specimens is a pipe organ whose player can control anything that hears it's its song. Joseph is banned from using it for "sicknasty musical stag beetle fighting tournaments".
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* The RunningGag of Joseph's family thinking his BadassBeard is stupid-looking on him.

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* The RunningGag of Joseph's family thinking his BadassBeard beard is stupid-looking on him.
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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].

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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech.RousingSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].

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** The people credited for writing it? ''Mista and Polnareff''. One gets the feeling that Mista's original draft wasn't nearly so well-written, and he needed Polnareff as his editor.

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** The people credited for writing it? ''Mista and Polnareff''. One gets When the feeling author was asked about why the latter...
--> '''aenor_llelo''': look me in my non-existent digital eyes and tell me
that Mista's original draft wasn't nearly so well-written, and he needed Polnareff as his editor.polnareff hasn't tried to feed silver chariot snacks
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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].

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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].shenanigans]].
* One of the contained specimens is a pipe organ whose player can control anything that hears it's song. Joseph is banned from using it for "sicknasty musical stag beetle fighting tournaments".

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** The people credited for writing it? ''Mista and Polnareff''. One gets the feeling that Mista's original draft wasn't nearly so well-written, and he needed Polnareff as his editor.



* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].
* The Foundation has, in its literature database, basically a book on the eating habits of Stands. The people credited for writing it? ''Mista and Polnareff''.

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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].
* The Foundation has, in its literature database, basically a book on the eating habits of Stands. The people credited for writing it? ''Mista and Polnareff''.
shenanigans]].
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* Some flustered, shy boy [[ImpliedTrope seemed like he was about to ask Jotaro out on a date]]. Then [[IncomingHam Polnareff arrived]].
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* Jotaro invites Rohan to his hotel room, completely missing the [[AccidentalInnuendo suggestive nature]] of his own offer. Rohan actually takes up the offer, and [[AmbiguouslyGay seemed disappointed]] that Jotaro wasn't alone.

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* Jotaro invites Rohan to his hotel room, completely missing the [[AccidentalInnuendo suggestive nature]] of his own offer. Rohan actually takes him up the offer, on it, and [[AmbiguouslyGay seemed disappointed]] that Jotaro wasn't alone.
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* Jotaro invites Rohan to his hotel room, completely missing the [[AccidentalInnuendo suggestive nature]] of what he's suggested. Rohan actually takes up the offer, and [[AmbiguouslyGay seemed disappointed]] that Jotaro wasn't alone.

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* Jotaro invites Rohan to his hotel room, completely missing the [[AccidentalInnuendo suggestive nature]] of what he's suggested.his own offer. Rohan actually takes up the offer, and [[AmbiguouslyGay seemed disappointed]] that Jotaro wasn't alone.
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*Jotaro invites Rohan to his hotel room, completely missing the [[AccidentalInnuendo suggestive nature]] of what he's suggested. Rohan actually takes up the offer, and [[AmbiguouslyGay seemed disappointed]] that Jotaro wasn't alone.
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*At one point, a drunkard catches that Tenmei and Jotaro are a gay couple and calls them "a bundle of Jap [[spoiler:faggots]]". The two end up more confused than insulted, since [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage as far as they knew]], he was calling them a [[WordSalad bundle of sticks or cigarettes]].
**Then Marina has to ''explain'' exactly what the man was calling them, not realizing she's run into an area of vocabulary they would never have learned in a school setting. She ends up trying to reduce it to LaymansTerms more and more, to the point where she has to explain what a homosexual is.
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*Jotaro summing up his dating preferences.
--> '''Jotaro''': ''"I don't care if someone's a boy or girl. Everyone is equally unappealing."''
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*Rohan absolutely did not learn his lesson after being beat up by Josuke, treating being landed in the hospital as a completely favorable outcome.
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-->'''Jotaro''': ''"I'm your huckleberry. Howdy, howdy, howdy."''.
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* When Tenmei and Marina despair over Jotaro's [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent weird English accent]], he retaliates by [[DeadpanSnarker flaty intoning in a hybrid spaghetti western/transatlantic accent]], parroting cowboy themed one-liners.
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* Josuke starts comparing himself and Jotaro, trying to p

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* Josuke starts comparing himself and Jotaro, trying to p
parse Joseph's appearance between their StrongFamilyResemblance. He then realizes he's basically been checking his nephew out for five minutes.
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*Why is Joseph an old man, according to Jolyne? [[RightForTheWrongReasons Because he has a beard, and only old people have beards]].
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* Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]]. Josuke's reactions throughout the whole thing are ''priceless'.

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* Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]]. Josuke's reactions throughout the whole thing are ''priceless'.''priceless''.

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** Turns out Caesar was not amused at Joseph so casually talking about getting into ''two more plane crashes'', because ''this'' happens right afterward...
--->'''Joseph''': Don't look at me like that Caesar...CAE-

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* The very, ''very'' LongList of "banned codenames" that are not allowed to be used in reference to Jotaro.

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* The very, ''very'' LongList of "banned codenames" that are not allowed to be used in reference to Jotaro. Apparently, the mass retcon is widely-known to the SPW Foundation staff, as one of them is ''Thanos''.



* Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]].

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** The whole extended addendum list for Jotaro, really. From what not to do with Star Platinum, to the Foundation having to ban personnel from playing sea shanties and Ocean Man whenever Jotaro comes into the room (only to rescind that when Jotaro is actually ''disappointed'' when nobody's playing music anymore, though Ocean Man is still banned) and lastly, Jotaro often using Star Platinum The World to pull StealthHiBye on people, and the document assuring people that, yes, this is entirely normal.
* Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]]. Josuke's reactions throughout the whole thing are ''priceless'.



* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money(or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]].

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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money(or money (or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]]. Ghiaccio immediately folds, and begs Giorno not to kill him. This is based on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hxrmj/the_turkey_and_swiss_on_rye_incident/ actual workplace shenanigans]].
* The Foundation has, in its literature database, basically a book on the eating habits of Stands. The people credited for writing it? ''Mista and Polnareff''.
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* Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[Main/Cloudcuckoolander doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]].

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* Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[Main/Cloudcuckoolander [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]].
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* Tenmei's idea of haunting a person as a ghost consists of moving everything in their house 2 centimeters to the left, threatening to pour glitter on their prized possessions, and insisting the person buys him cherries whenever they go shopping.

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* Tenmei's idea of haunting a person as a ghost consists of moving everything in their house 2 centimeters to the left, threatening to pour glitter on their prized possessions, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking insisting the person buys him cherries whenever they go shopping.
shopping]].
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* Caesar and Joseph get very drunk at one point and [[UnreliableNarrator start giving wildly contradicting accounts of the events of ''Battle Tendency'']].

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* Caesar and Joseph get very drunk at one point and [[UnreliableNarrator start giving wildly contradicting accounts of the events of ''Battle Tendency'']].
of]] ''[[UnreliableNarrator Battle Tendency]]''.
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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money(or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboard speech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]].

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* ''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money(or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboard speech.WorldOfCardboardSpeech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]].
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* Star Platinum, in its rare and often merely implied appearances, gives off the energy of a well-trained, enthusiastic dog.

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* Star Platinum, in its rare and often merely implied appearances, gives off the energy of a well-trained, enthusiastic dog.dog.

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!!Welcome To The SPW Foundation

*Even the Speedwagon Foundation isn't sure what [[AmbiguouslyHuman Mikitaka]] is.
*The very, ''very'' LongList of "banned codenames" that are not allowed to be used in reference to Jotaro.
**Some brave SPW employee has a [[StacysMom bit of a crush]] on Doctor Kujo, going by some of the code names (Doctor DILF, Jolyne's Hot Dad).
*Kakyoin meticulously forcing Jotaro to admit in front of Josuke that [[IdiotBall he willingly touched a bullet he knew destroyed flesh on contact]]. Jotaro [[Main/Cloudcuckoolander doesn't even seem to realize why this is alarming]].
*One chapter briefly touches on food recommendations for Stands. The comments flooded with the mental image of feeding a Stand three square meals a day like a pet/child.
*The Joestar bloodline has its own containment file. The Joestars are ''in charge'' of the Speedwagon Foundation. CrazyPrepared doesn't quite cover it.
*Miss Charlotte, [[ConsultingMisterPuppet the prison overseer's hand puppet]] from ''Stone Ocean'', having her own file.
*''THREAD: Croissant Sandwich''. Ghiaccio anonymously tries to pull an incredibly mundane HostageForMacGuffin by demanding money(or alteratively, a margherita pizza) in exchange for returning a sandwich he stole from Fugo. It escalates into full blown PassiveAggressiveKombat via fax, culminating in Ghiaccio giving a very... ''odd'' WorldOfCardboard speech. Soon enough, [[TheDreaded Giorno finally steps in, saying that Ghiaccio has been found out and has a meeting with him immediately]].
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!!Knock, Knock

* When Jotaro visits Tenmei over Thanksgiving break, naturally ThereIsOnlyOneBed. They both insist the other person take the bed, and in the end both of them are sleeping on the couch.

* Tenmei's idea of haunting a person as a ghost consists of moving everything in their house 2 centimeters to the left, threatening to pour glitter on their prized possessions, and insisting the person buys him cherries whenever they go shopping.

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!!And Then They Were Roommates

*Irene not realizing that Jotaro himself is Marina's new roommate, mistaking him for a particularly rude moving man.
* Jotaro's conspicuous {{Cloudcuckoolander}} tendencies sprouting a [[SchoolClubFront conspiracy theory group]].
*Marina and Irene coming home to find Jotaro asleep with a stack of oranges on his head.
*[[UnexpectedCharacter Hol Horse's unexpected visit]]. Jotaro stonewalls all of Hol Horse's attempts at making the situation into a friendly or normal visit.
* The ''Man In White'' chapter, an OverlyLongGag chapter of CostumePorn waxing poetic about Jotaro's narrow aesthetic. It also pokes fun at the Class Cryptid club, calling them 'a select group of possibly well-intentioned students intent on keeping their mouth shut (who aren't nearly as subtle as they think themselves to be, and probably need safer, slightly more legal hobbies).'
* Star Platinum, in its rare and often merely implied appearances, gives off the energy of a well-trained, enthusiastic dog.
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!!The Star, Inverted

*Call [[BrilliantButLazy Joseph]] an idiot, and Caesar would wholeheartedly agree with you... [[VitriolicBestBuds before slapping you upside the head]]. Only Caesar [[InsultOfEndearment has the right to call him that]].

*Jonathan allegedly has perfected the art of conveying [[DisappointedInYou stern fatherly disapproval]].

*The RunningGag of Joseph's family thinking his BadassBeard is stupid-looking on him.

*Caesar and Joseph get very drunk at one point and [[UnreliableNarrator start giving wildly contradicting accounts of the events of ''Battle Tendency'']].

*The character's recap of ''Stardust Crusaders'' in the last chapter.
-->'''Joseph''': And that's the story of my fourth plane crash! At this rate I'll make the world record!

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