- "Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do they make people feel uncomfortable?"
- Shrek explaining to Fiona what had happened to him up until that point, ending it all with, "And then my donkey fell down your waffle hole."
- "Try Lou's Bliss!"
- The entire "Shake Your Groove Thang" scene. Shrek dancing with Fiona even as they argue is hilarious.
- Rumpelstiltskin using a deep voice.
- Pinocchio trying to pass Geppetto as Shrek. Rumpel doesn't buy it for an instant.
Rumpel: Oh, please! That is your father painted green!
Pinocchio: No! It's Shrek! Honest!
(Pinocchio's nose grows so long it pokes Rumpel in the eye)
Rumpel: OW! Take them away!