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Every Best Animated Feature Winner Ranked
- "Every Best Animated Feature Winner Ranked"
- Each of the jingles he uses when introducing each entry:
- #18: After the Robot Chicken jingle:
- #17: A baby crying.
- #16: "Electric Zoo".
- #15: A version of "Vuelie" where in the ♫ Na na na haya ♫ part is high pitched and the ♫ na ♫ part is low pitched.
- #14: The scene transition jingle from VeggieTales.
- #13 An instrumental version of "Under the Sea", pitch-shifted down.
- #12: "The Zoo Song".
- #11: A piece of OST from Gunman Clive.
- #10: This happens...Jingle: ♫ #10 ♫
[Sounds of a machine malfunctioning are heard. Cut to Pa Grape walking over to a machine and hitting it with a hammer. The machine starts to work again]
Machine: Shrek.
Pa Grape: (in Schaff's voice) Oh that's a nice one! The Granddaddy of all "Best Animated Feature" winners. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect shall we?
[He proceeds to bow, followed by Larry and Mr. Lunt bowing]
Pa Grape: (original audio) That's enough. Hit it!
[Larry proceeds to bump his head into the machine to the tune of Down Under] - #9: "Brain Blast!"
- #8: A dance remix version of "His Cheeseburger".
- #7: This also happens...Jingle: (plays the mariachi music from Super Mario Odyssey)
Schaff: Okay let's get this out of the way.
[Several Miguel memes pop up, with the title screen music from Super Mario Kart playing]
Schaff: There! Now that that's out of our system... - #6: "Space Junk Galaxy".
- #5: "You've Got a Steve in Me".
- #4: "Oh Banana".
- #3: The opening sound for "What's Up Danger?"
- #2: The film's main theme.
- From the Zootopia segment:Schaff: Zootopia is a cinematic disaster because at one point you can see these moles walking out of "Mousy's" but they're clearly holding "Targoat" bags. 0/10 garbage movie.
ProZD: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YA-SELVES, DISNEY!- For this segment, his editor has to go and clarify some things. Especially regarding his error regarding the "moles".VillagerBoy527: These are not moles, James. They are, in fact, arctic shrews! I know that part was clearly satirical but still. Do your [Bleep]ing research on animals for once you [Bleep]ing PIECE OF SHI- [Cut to a Technical Difficulties card]
- For this segment, his editor has to go and clarify some things. Especially regarding his error regarding the "moles".
- Schaff asking if Coco deserved the Oscar over The Boss Baby, then playing a clip of the titular character in a dog suit, having his butt sniffed by another dog. His verdict? "That's a tough one, I'll have to get back to you on that one."
- When noting how embarrassing it is that Into The Spider-Verse had to compete with Ralph Breaks the Internet (which he initially considered "painfully average" but his opinion soured on in the year since its release) for Best Animated Feature, he displays a picture of a store display mistakenly stating that the latter film won.◊
- In the same segment, he notes that Miguel (not really, but someone who looks similar to him) shot at Gwen's dad in her universe. Schaff then declares that that made Coco better and that it deserved the Oscar over Boss Baby. In the image representing this, Coco is depicted as Coco.
- Each of the jingles he uses when introducing each entry:
Every Disney Renaissance Movie Ranked
- Every Disney Renaissance Movie Ranked:
- Back for an encore presentation, the jingles:
- #9: "BIRDS!" "Ah, you're seeing things!"
- #8: ""Shelf Life It's Tarzan, Lord of the Drapes!"
- #7: "Dishonor on YOU! Dishonor on YOUR COW!"
- #6: A high pitched version of the "That's Hot" meme.
- #5: Lin-Manuel Miranda's scratch recording of "Shiny".
- #4: The bells chiming during the opening of the movie.
- #3: The opening of "A Star Is Born".
- #2: The ♫ NAAAAA! ♫ part of "Circle of Life", which is extended comically, even continuing over his opening remarks.
- The Pocahontas segment starts as such:Schaf: Pocahontas is TRAAAAAASH.
- When he imitates the poacher villain from The Rescuers Down Under telling Cody to watch after the eagle's eggs, a picture of Cody's face is slided over a stock image of eggs, and a caption says "yup, still eggs".
- "Despite Phil Collins' best efforts, the first act is really compelling."
- Him comparing the voice of a random elephant in Tarzan to the voice of Dr. Gill Gilliamnote . Then he shows a clip of a young Tantor being superimposed over the iron butt.
- Him pointing out how different the singing and speaking voices of Mulan's grandma are is already funny, but him posting a confused reaction image over it takes the cake.
- He calls Prince Ali a jam, only to realize that he accidentally referenced the much-maligned live action remake upon doing so.FBI, open up!
- Once he gets to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, he completely loses his shit when two random guards speak with the voices of Patrick and Plankton.note
- When talking about Hercules, Schaff throws some massive shade at Doug Walker's Disneycember review by countering everything Doug hated about the movie. Specifically, he explains why he thinks the music style fits the film perfectly, how he remembers every single one of the songs, why the unusual art style makes the movie stand out among others, why Meg has more going for her character than "sassy," how the Las Vegas-style setting fits Hercules' inner conflict about heroism vs. fame, why Hercules is a likable protagonist, and why Hades is such a top-tier villain.note
- Back for an encore presentation, the jingles:
Top 30 Villain Songs
- Top 30 Villain Songs
- Once again with jingles:
- #30 (Playing with the Big Boys): Master Hand laughing.
- #29 (When the Going Gets Tough): A bit of Karen beatboxing.
- #28 (Charming): "Charming".
- #27 (Poor Jud is Dead): He uses a bit from the title song.
- #26 (Blame Canada): "They're not even a real country anyway."
- #25 (Friends on the Other Side): A distorted version of "That's What Friends Do".
- #24 (Killer Instinct): "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it... Great!"
- #23 (Gimme the Wand): "Genie of the lamp!"
- #22 (Savages): I'm the Genie of the lamp! NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
- #21 (Other Friends): A looping version of "Over and over again."
- #20 (Oh No! What We Gonna Do?): "Alright magic conch. What do we do now?"
- #19 (Poor Unfortunate Souls): Women are as slick as eels.
- #18 (Hey Little Songbird): The opening of "Hades's Infernal Theme".
- #17 (Oogie Boogie's Song): Seventeen...
- #16 (Want You Gone): "Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."
- #15 (Gaston): An instrumental of the song.
- #14 (In the Dark of The Night): Darkness.
- #13 (The ballad of Guiteau): The opening of "Everybody’s Got the Right".
- #12 (Cell Block Tango): "You're going to jail, Bart."
- #11 (This Jesus Must Die): "Ganondorf: You must die!" "Must die?"
- #10 (Say no to this): A bit from "The Room Where It Happens".
- #9 (I'm Alive): "I live!"
- #6 (Meant to be Yours): "Open this door! Open this door!"
- #4 (Shiny): "It's time for the moment you've been waiting for!"
- #3 (Be Prepared): "Prepare yourself!"
- #2 (Mean Green Mother From Outer Space): "That's right. Piranha Plant will take root in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate."
- Before talking about "Hey Little Songbird", he talks about how there are many other great villain songs in Hadestown such as "Why We Build The Wall", and he says he knows exactly what everyone is thinking the song is referencing with a title like that...the song "Build A Wall" from Shrek: The Musical. He then says he's not listing "Why We Build The Wall" purely because he hates Shrek The Musical.
- He starts the Gaston segment by singing a parody of the song that talks about how it's only 15 and every song wants to be it, saying it's "cooler than Planet Sheen". He then goes into a rant about the theme song for Planet Sheen, saying it's one of the worst musical compositions he's heard since it's nothing but "random words in a random order while Sheen says it makes no sense and is terrible", before saying that whoever greenlight the show should be ashamed of themselves as nobody asked for Jimmy Neutron "in space but with worse animation and only Sheen". He then says he's shocked Planet Sheen was not one of the Ten Plagues of Egypt, as "it is not a show, it is a deadly sin". Shaff then ends the segment by quietly saying that Gaston's a pretty good song.
- Once again with jingles:
