Funny: Moon Daughter
- Chapter 9. Just...Chapter 9.
- Annabeth turning into a "grape with no soul."
- Ivy betrays them to Kronos. Why? "He was so pervasive!"
- Flavia's narration:
- "Hey do I get something," said Albaster. "No because your the bastard spawn of Hecate" Said Hades
- "I effing exiled you!" Yelled Chiron behind us! "HOW DARE YOU COME BACK, YOU INSIDIUS BITCH SNAKE?"
- Albaster shit magic
- I kicked him in teh cocanuts so he could never conceve.
- Artmeis eyes flashed. "FUCK THOU!" She yelled.
- The author's notes.
- If your a hater you need a Life, if your so good you write a publish book not flame real writes ok!An Im not a Troll I don't even like homestuck ok?
- Im ignoring u anyway flamers, so in ur feces!This story's not funny ok, its serious ppl die ok?
- Flamers: Ur all pathetic and u Suck. It is ur jelousy that makes u Suck. So keep sucking bitches, u have no get a life.
- I said b4 this is serious, lots of ppl will get killed maybe even some of the M Cs so dont laugh bitches PS The monsters in this part reprisent u, flamers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Auto correct is 4 da preps, dis is my story my dream my life so back off bitches!
- U think I read da reviews, Im gonna spell it like I want ok, da spelling we use in dis contry was invented by da preps anyways! Im a rebel like Flavia, I fight da Systum!
- U guys say thats sick, you don't know the darkness and teh derpravity of Real life, its not all fairy tale rainbow unicrons, if u cant handle this then thats your problem!
- Jason coming out as a brony:
- “I indentify with the ponies, they are leaders in heart, but their lifes are colorful and adventures. And sometimes evil tries to destroy their world but they fight with brave power."
- How Flavia reacts to it:
- “Jason, do you are a fucking brony?!”
- "He serves teh Fluttershy, not the gods of Olympus."
- Flavia somehow hides a dagger, a whip, an axe, a bow, and a handgun in her bra.
- Flavia's repeated insistence that she is not a "socapath," usually after doing something sociopathic.
- "Zeus said thou art hot an hot ppl should have the rite to make out with other hot ppl" Artmeis explaned.
- Socrates (yes, that Socrates) shows up in New Rome...as a witch doctor.
- The "finale Dule."
- Flavia's Heroic BSOD caused by dead characters randomly showing up in later chapters. "She was dead but just to make sure I threw teh lighting of Zeus at her an she dispersed, an she was dead cause ITS ABOUT FUKING TIME SOMEONE I KILLED STAY FUKIN DEAD."
- The courtroom scene. Hanna does not know how a court operates.
- "OBJECTICON" Yelled Athena.
- Cerberus is misspelled as Cerebros.
- Flavia breaking it to Jason that Fluttershy isn't real...she's an actress dressed up.
- "I snerked metaphysickally."
- "I saw a terkey that wondered past, it seemed to me like this was a vishion and the face of Hera looked at me from the face of this terkey with mocking."