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Accidental Innuendo / Getting Crap Past the Radar: Quite a few involving a misspelling of "horse."
"Some wild hores ran over the hill."
"It ran away and I chased it faster, it was a thrill chase, that hore would be mine!"
"Do you notice something weird about these hores," Said Albaster suspiciously.
"This is a secret hore of Artemis" I diclared.
This was no time to think of the cleevage of mortals, it was the monsters who would be cleeved in the battle tamorrow!
"Luke is dead" Said Kornos. "Now Im just usin him for his body."
"You will suffer nightily" Kornos yelled.
“Flavia theres a very impotant thing you should know about, its my biggest secret”
Crack Pairing: Sally Jackson and Grover's corpse.
Critical Research Failure: Dryads and satyrs are classed as monsters. Also, Flavia claims that Percy Jackson killed Luke.
Mary Sue: Flavia Maya Lillith Knight.
Narm: "I knew that day I was borned to be a killer."
"This is my story my life my dream"
"I can make mistakes if I want CUZ U DONT OWN MY LIFES!"
Ron the Death Eater: Annabeth gets this treatment.
So Bad, It's Good
Squick: Flavia briefly considers having kids with Zeus, who looks like "an old guy." What makes it worse is that Zeus is supposed to be the father of Artemis, thus Zeus is Flavia's grandfather.
Piper looks at naked pictures of her dad.
Chapters 9 and 20 are made of this.
What an Idiot: Aphrodite offers Flavia a spell that will kill Kronos, but Flavia refuses because Aphrodite is blonde and therefore a slut and untrustworthy.