Funny: Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

  • When you get to Castle of Dreams in Ven's story, the poor kid gets stuck in the mouse trap that captured Gus in the movie!
    Ven: Somebody tell me how I got so SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
  • Pretty much any scene involving Zack.
    Zack: Hey, how about one date?
    Aqua: Oh! You mean?... No.
  • Also, this:
    Ven: (to Hercules) I'll come back when you're a hero.
    Zack: Don't you mean when we'll both be heroes?
    Ven: So you mean never come back?
  • "He said I should bring... two grownups." Even funnier in the Japanese version, where Ven says he was told to bring his parents.
    • His deadpan delivery in the dub didn't hurt.
  • Terra spotting Mickey Mouse when he visits the Mysterious Tower to get Yen Sid's advice. Mickey runs out the door of the tower, grabs the Star Shard out and it sends him off to who knows where with him screaming the whole time. Terra just watches the Unusually Uninteresting Sight with a deadpan expression and then heads into the tower.
  • In Deep Space:
    Stitch: *indecipherable gibberish*
    Gantu: I'm just big boned!
  • Another one from early on:
    Terra: Oy, sometimes you are such a girl.
    Aqua: Hey, what do you mean, "sometimes"?
  • Vanitas' awesomeness rating just went up a notch.
    Ven: All right! What did you mean about Terra being a different person?
    Vanitas: Exactly what I said, idiot.
  • Hades' response to learning Terra's name: "Kinda earthy, but alright."
    • "What's this? "Favorite god"? Pfft, come on. "Hades.""
  • Phil messing up his numbers yet again ("I got two words for ya: Student. Teacher. Ratio."), followed by Ventus confusedly counting off the words on his fingers, just like the audience is probably doing. Doubles as a Shout-Out to the original movie.
  • The end of Terra's story in the Dwarf Woodlands. After refusing the Queen's order to bring her Snow White's heart and telling her off to her face, she forces him to fight the Spirit of the Magic Mirror. Terra beats it, escapes, pretty much threatens the Queen to make the Mirror answer his question ("Where is Master Xehanort?"), and when it gives him a vague and unhelpful answer, Terra leaves with one final bit of snark; "Thanks. You've been a big help."
  • The Break Time deck command. It involves you timing button pressing to heal continuously, but the Funny Moment is what the trio does for it. Breakdancing, baton-twirling, and vertical push-ups.
  • In Ven's story, he drops the Wooden Keyblade and Lea picks it up and gives it back to him and immediately pulls out his frisbees and says to fight him. Ven wins.
    • Isa berating Lea after his fight with Ven. It's mainly the way he says it!
      Isa: From where I stood, the only thing you drew was a big "L" on your forehead for 'Loser', 'Lame', 'Laughable'...
    • Just later, Lea mentions that he wants everyone he meets to remember him so he can live forever in their memories.
      Isa: I know I won't forget you. Believe me, I try all the time.
      Lea: (smugly) See? I'm immortal!
  • You can invoke one if you beat someone in silly ways. For example; beating That One Boss when you get them to charge into mines or putting the various bosses of each storyline to sleep in a notable aversion of Useless Useful Spells.
    • Defeating Iron Imprisoner IV with nothing but Sonic Impact would probably qualify a lot more if it wasn't the only way to defeat him.
  • Somewhere in the world, where humor lies extinct, one cat will supply moments of funny with his existence alone. That cat... is Captain Justice. "And that's 'justice' with a J."
    • Really, Pete is all around hilarious in this game. The best parts are his introductions, not just for how over the top they are, but because of the utterly blank expressions of his audience. They just have no idea.
  • Ven's look when Peter Pan says that gold and doubloons are worthless.
  • In Aqua's part of the story at Castle of Dreams. After helping Jaq get the key to Cinderella, she watches Lady Tremaine from a distance. Just as the Duke is leaving, she suddenly grows right back to normal size and falls down the stairs. She also tries to stall for time by offering to try the slipper herself. It's pretty funny. Especially that Tremaine lampshades how awkward it is that Aqua BROKE INTO THEIR HOUSE!
    Aqua: WAHHHH!! (clunk)
    Anastasia: She's probably here to rob us!
    • This troper has always found the idea of Aqua trying on the slipper funny, because while Aqua may or may not be an aversion to this trend, original characters in the Kingdom Hearts series seem to have really, REALLY huge feet, esspecially in comparison to dainty little Disney princesses.
  • Terra's story. Neverland.
    Terra: Tell me more about this boy. What's his name?
    Hook: Peter Pan!
  • Goofy can't get Ventus's name right, calling him Venquist, Ventilate, Veggie before Donald yells at him to just call him Ven.
  • The credits has a couple of funny scenes. One has Mickey pull out the star shard, only for Master Yen Sid to give an exasperated shrug. Especially makes sense when you realize the trouble using the star shard caused Yen Sid during the game, and also the fact that The Sorcerer's Apprentice is canon as of Dream Drop Distance, so it's far from the first time Yen Sid had to deal with Mickey's shenanigans.
  • That horrible, hilarious moment when you get yo' ass whooped on Command Board... by Winnie-the-Pooh
  • One of the more powerful Keyblades obatined, the Sweetstack, is this. It has a high attack and decent magic of 6 and 4 respectively, as well as a 100% Critical rate. It is only beaten by Void Gear in terms of strength and critical damage, No Name in magic and Ultima Weapon in both strength, magic and critical damage. The best part is that It looks like a stack of ice cream. Repeat, one of the most poweful Keyblades you can get in the game without having to beat some sort of super hard Bonus Boss is a stack of ice cream.
  • Olympus Coliseum. Zack asks Aqua out on a date, there's some awkward flames lighting up on her face, and Zack takes off before Hercules shows up. After a couple words about true heroes...
    Herc: I look at you and Zack, and I can tell there's something more.
  • Tinker Bell acting jealous around Aqua.
  • If you return to Never Land as Terra and talk to Peter Pan, he comments "Grownups can be real good at telling fibs. I'd be careful if I were you. You look like an easy guy to trick."