Funny / Chucky

General

• One of the first negotiations Don Mancini made to Syfy for the show's production? Chucky's sailor mouth. He insisted that it was vital enough to the tone that Syfy actually has it in writing that the cast can drop f-bombs uncensored eight-to-ten times an episode. And of course, most of them are taken up by the pint-sized slasher. It gets better after the first episode, as every Previously on… is typically the first one of the episode to set the mood.
  • And one of those intros is done by Chucky... using the Good Guy's default voice, provided by an actual child.
    Chucky: Previously on fucking Chucky!
• How do they announce and also promote Season 3 of Chucky? Have him on a White House podium to announce the show and the character was heading to the White House.

  Chucky: All I'll say is that D.C. is gonna get Chucked up. (Evil Laugh)

Season 1

1x1: Death By Misadventure

• As revealed by Chucky, Lexi's search history includes "botox", "Pokémon porn" and "Why do my farts smell so good".

Give Me Something Good to Eat

• Chucky and Caroline debate the ethics of killing while playing video games.
  Caroline: Mommy says real killing is bad.
  Chucky: Yeah, well, Mommy's full of shit.
  Caroline: Mommy says it isn't nice to swear.
  Chucky: Mommy's workin' her way up my list pretty fuckin' quick.

Season 2

2x1: Halloween II

• Lexy makes Caroline repeat her new Madness Mantra: "Dolls are fucked up."
• After Jake and Evan ask how Chucky managed to get to Lexy's house so quickly, he starts rhapsodizing about the wonders of ride-sharing apps and how easy they've made it for him to get around.

The Sinners Are Much More Fun

• When a nun claims to see a vision of Jesus in Chucky's face, another nun snarks that she previously claimed to see Him in a taco a week earlier.

2x3: Hail Mary

• Jake decides to try and deprogram the captured Chucky, which is done by showing him violent horror movies until he vomits, and then showing him happy cartoons. And it somehow works.
• Nadine is apparently such a frequent flyer in the confessional that Father O'Malley now actively tries to avoid her.
• Muscular Chucky is terrifying, but the kids' reaction to finding out that there may be another Chucky on campus are hilarious.
  Devon: You took your eyes off a killer doll?!
  Lexy: I locked the door so he couldn't get out... didn't I? Shit. I didn't realize he would be so wily! What are the rules for brainwashed Chucky?
  Devon: There are no rules!
  Nadine: I feel like this friend group needs to communicate better.
  Jake: How do we know if this was Chucky, anyway?
  Lexy: Who else would do this? I would say Trevor, but you're currently standing in a puddle of him!

2x4: Death on Denial

• This episode reunites Jennifer Tilly with her Bound costars Gina Gershon and Joe Pantoliano, as well as her real-life sister Meg Tilly, who all play hilariously exaggerated versions of themselves.
• During the "murder mystery", Gina keeps randomly adopting foreign accents.
• Glen and Glenda break into the locked room and find Nica, who explains how Tiffany kidnapped her and sliced off all her limbs.
  Glen: Mom's a murderer?
  Glenda: Mom's a lesbian?
• The Chucky-possessed-Nica points a gun at Tiffany and asks if he should shoot her in the head or the heart.
  Tiffany: You already broke my heart!
  Chucky!Nica (without missing a beat): Okay the head it is!
  • When the gun's revealed to be empty of bullets:
    Chucky!Nica: GLENDA, WHAT THE FUCK?!
  • The reason the gun was empty? Gina Gershon shot Joe Pantoliano to death after he admitted he was in love with Jennifer Tilly.
• During the ending sequence, Chucky brings out Liv Morgan just because Liv once expressed a desire to get horribly murdered in a Chucky movie. He obliges her. And then ends the episode with a Cluster F-Bomb to hit the limit allowed in the contract.

2x5: Doll on Doll

• Chucky, of all people, gets baptized.
• Tiffany tries to pull one over by Jennifer's sister Meg by forcing real Jennifer (who's been stuck in Tiffany's doll body ever since Seed) to give her information on a pair of brothers the two dated. Jennifer gets her revenge by telling Tiffany the plot of The Blues Brothers.
  • What's more, the fact that Tiffany gets furious when this is pointed out to her and has either never seen the film or was too drunk to make the connection.

2x6: He Is Risen Indeed

• Colonel Chucky's Final Speech involves several historical military quotes, and also saying "Khan!". As he collapses, Lexy asks who Khan is.
• After Good Chucky asks Andy if he knows him, a bewildered Andy asks the kids "What the fuck is this?!"

2x7: Goin' to the Chapel

• Chucky's reaction to the start of the exorcism:
  Chucky: You think I'm afraid of going to Hell? I'm from Jersey!
• The Lampshade Hanging regarding all the Shout Outs to The Exorcist during "Good" Chucky's exorcism.
  Chucky: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!
  Devon: We've all seen that movie too, asshole!
• After Chucky Prime briefly emerges during the exorcism, Kyle punches Nica to repress him again. Afterwards, Nica asks if it was really necessary to punch her to do that.
• Black Comedy at its finest — after Father Bryce is possessed and promptly explodes, Nica (who was blindfolded so that the further sight of blood wouldn't cause Chucky Prime to come out again) interrupts the Stunned Silence by asking if the exorcism worked.
• Everyone being confused when the deranged Sister Ruth refers to Chucky as "our Lord and Savior".

2x8: Chucky Actually

• As Jake finally apologizes to Devon for ignoring him all season and getting distracted by his own issues and the two finally share a Big Damn Kiss, Lexy interrupts them to say that while she loves them both dearly, she would really prefer that they not start making out on her bedroom floor, as she's trying to sleep.

Season 3

3x1: Murder at 1600

• New character Grant Collins has an amusing Establishing Character Moment - smoking a joint in front of a giant poster of Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign.
• Lexy is resorting to posting thirst-trap videos on social media in the hopes of getting enough fans that she can convince them to help her find Caroline. Given that it's Lexy, these efforts are going slowly, because she can't hide how much she hates pandering to randos on the Internet.
  • The incredibly wild editing makes it 10x funnier.
• Grant tells his security guard that he thinks his parents would lose it if they found out he was smoking weed. Gilligan Cut to President Collins and his First Lady decide that they need to unwind by smoking an actual bong. In the White House.
• Chucky sends threatening texts to Jake and Lexy, taunting them about their quests to find the remaining Good Guy Dolls and Caroline, respectively. For Devon, who has been spreading the word about Chucky's existence, he's... less creative.
  Devon: Mine just says "Fuck you, Devon."
• When Ms Fairchild gives the trio a test so they won't end up:
  Devon: Falling behind?
  Ms Fairchild: Stupid.
  • And after they've taken the test:
  Jake: So, we did pretty good?
  Ms Fairchild: Pretty well.
  Jake: Really?
  Ms Fairchild: God no, I was just correcting your grammar.
• When Devon talks about someone so important they could block their number the first important person Lexy thinks of is Zendaya.

3x2: Let The Right One In

• Lexy's plan to get them into the White House is to befriend Grant Collins. When Devon and Jake express some doubt that she could get into the social circle of the son of the President, Lexy responds "Killer dolls are hard, fuckboys are easy."
  • When Lexy comes up with the plan involving Grant and shows them a picture of "The president's very cute and very social obsessed son", Jake and Devon can't help but agree.
    Jake: Rawr.
    Devon: He is cute. (Beat) W-Well, he's not as cute as you.
    Jake: Doesn't even compare!
• Ms. Fairchild finds out about the trio's plan to head to Washington and, rather than try to stop them, insists on coming along as a chaperone.
• Grant's opening line to Lexy after her emotional video about trying to find her sister is "Hey, girl."
• Lexy and Ms. Fairchild walk in on Jake and Evan as they are about to have sex. Ms. Fairchild looks appropriately scandalized. Lexy, on the other hand, has an expression that says, "Really?"
  • While Lexy excuses herself, Ms. Fairchild insists on giving the boys The Talk. It is exactly as mortifying as you'd think.

3x3: Jennifer's Body

• Chucky asking Caroline how old she thinks he looks.
  Caroline: I don't know, three?
  (Chucky gasps dramatically)
  Caroline: Two!
• Nica describing her experience with Tiffany:
  Nica: She kidnapped me, dismembered me and held me hostage for over a year during which time I witnessed her murder nine people, and she forced me to watch Liar Liar over and over again on a loop.
  • The courtroom all gasp at that last part, as if it's the worst crime she committed.
• During their testimony, Jake and Devon cite Tiffany's voice as "haunting [their] nightmares", while Lexy also takes a potshot at her fashion sense.
• Chucky going to a doctors appointment. Specifically, a Witch Doctor, who just happens to be a regular doctor with a regular office who specializes in voodoo-related matters.
  Chucky: Gotta say, doc, you're not what I was expecting.
  Doctor: I'll remember my chickens and goats next time.
• Chucky states his belief that Dutch Colonials are the most evil type of house.
  Chucky: Think about it. Amityville, Elm Street, Twin Peaks... What the fuck is up with the Dutch?
• Fans watching the episode are not treated to the changing logo gag right away. Instead, we follow Chucky and Caroline getting into a cab, where Chucky naturally murders the driver. As the scene plays out, the cast's credits play out like they would after the logo. And then...
  [Close up of the cab driver's dead body]
  Special Guest Star: Kenan Thompson
  [Cue Logo Joke]

3x4: Dressed To Kill

• Grant's confusion at his parents dressing up as JFK and Jackie Kennedy.

3x5: Death Becomes Her

• Chucky is channel surfing on TV, and keeps coming across other killer doll movies, being unimpressed by The Boy and Dead Silence, and especially hating M3GAN (whom he accuses of ripping him off).
  Chucky: Fuck you, Ma-three-gan.

3x6: Panic Room

• Chucky's targets for nuclear destruction include Moscow, Pyongyang...and the North Pole. Because in addition to plotting the total end of humanity, he also wants to destroy the idea of Santa Claus for children.
  • It is made even funnier that when Chucky is shot and dying on the table, the President's body double begins the procedure to call off the nuclear strikes. And right before the North Pole is taken off the list:
    Chucky: Fuck Santa!! *slams down button to nuke the North Pole*

3x7: There Will Be Blood

• Charles Lee Ray gets a dressing-down from Damballa himself... who has taken the form of Chucky because Charles is such a narcissist that he figures that Chucky is the only person he'd listen to.
  • Apparently Damballa hadn't been keeping too close of an eye on Chucky after the whole exorcism debacle, because even he was shocked by the fact that Chucky killed the President in the previous episode.
    Chucky: I served you up a smorgasbord of sacrifices. I even killed the President!
    Damballa: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You did what?