Funny: Child's Play

Child's Play

  • Andy's "breakfast".
  • The scene where Chucky is on the elevator. This old couple notices him.
    Old Woman: Look George, some child left their doll in the elevator.
    Old Man/George: Leave him alone, whoever left it will come back looking for it.
    [They leave]
    Old Woman: Ugly doll.
    Chucky: Fuuuuuck you.
  • When Karen threatens to throw Chucky into the fireplace, causing him to spring to life.
    "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!"

Child's Play 2

  • Hi, I'm...*beat* Tommy!"
  • "I got a new game, sport. It's called 'Hide the Soul', and guess what? You're It!"
  • In the second movie, when Kyle get's pulled over, a cop notices Chucky. Admiring Good Guy Dolls, he asks him his name. What makes it priceless is that Chucky, in a slightly deadpan tone, answers in his real voice rather than the childish voice all Good Guy Dolls have.
    • That entire scene actually, is a Mood Whiplash moment; just after Chucky takes Kyle hostage it cuts to them in a car, with Chucky telling her to drive faster, and she tells him thats as fast as the car gets. Then the police come and he tells her to play it cool.
      • When the cop sees Chucky's bloody nose he is quick to question it, though Kyle relies on Refuge in Audacity and it works.
    Kyle: You remember the ones [dolls] that pee? This one bleeds.
    • "DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!"
  • The factory technician in the second movie who has to repair the stalled eye assembly device - and gets a new pair of eyes in the process.

Child's Play 3

  • From the third film, Chucky says to Tyler: "Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!" Coming from a psychotic serial killer, this is just priceless.
  • Chucky going through Andy's porn collection in the third film and saying "Andy, how you've grown!"
  • Chucky accidentally giving Colonel Cochrane a heart attack in the third film. His reaction is gold.

Seed of Chucky

  • Glen giving his name as "Shitface" followed by Chucky's hysterical laughter.
  • Tiffany's thoughts on pregnancy:
    Tiffany: Once is a blessing. Twice is a curse.
    Chucky: That would explain your sister...
  • When Glen asks Chucky if violence is bad, Chuck "corrects" him by telling him the saying is "Violins are bad. That screechy music's gonna ruin the whole goddamn country."
  • When Chucky axes through the door and peers through the hole like a certain character played by Jack Nicholson, instead of saying "Heeeeeere's Chucky!" like everyone expects, he says, "I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it!"

Curse of Chucky

  • "Women. Can't live with them. . . period. Hehehehaha!"

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