"Why did you do this to me, God?! Why couldn't you cure a disease or create a new animal?!"
While he's blind, the news team visits him and he laments that he can't do several things that he should still be able to do despite being blind. Brian seems to be the only one to realize this.
Brian: Drinking half a bottle of ketchup takes like eight or nine gulps. How did you not know...
Ron: Do I have to spell it out for you? I'M BUH-LIIIND!
Early on, Ron is driving the rest of the News Team out to New York. Everyone is in the back drinking beers and shooting the shit while the camper is set on Cruise Control. The moment they realize that's not how cruise control works, they get into an accident where the camper (and everyone inside) is tossed around. In slow motion. Everyone but Brick is panicking and mugging; Brick goes through the air in a nonchalant lounging pose. Meanwhile, the others are hit by the various random items that have been pointed out inside the camper, like Champ getting oil in the face from the deep fryer, Brian getting hit in the face with a bag of bowling balls, a scorpion landing on Ron's face.
Ron: [as the Winnebago stops rolling] Well that's gonna make a hell of a story!
The climactic fight scene. ALL OF IT. They actually made it even more ridiculously over-the-top than the original.
To be precise, it started out as a two-team brawl between Ron's team and Jack's team similar to the first movie, but it then escalates into an epic brawl with the BBC News team, the MTV News team, the ESPN team, a Canadian news team, an entertainment news team, a history news team (including a minotaur and the ghost of Gen. Stonewall Jackson) and the WBC president who turns into a were-hyena. What follows is an epic battle with axes, cannons, Jackson stealing people's souls, fighter jetsand Brick armed witha ray gun from the future!!
And he was holding his trident from the previous movie.
Ron: ...Brick, what is that? Brick: [casually] It's a gun, from the future. Ron: Where did you get it? Brick: [laugh] This guy.....
Brian using his SexPanther cologne like a stink bomb and proceeds to suffocate the Canadian news team with it. The smoke even forms the image of a real panther.
When Jack tries to call Wes Mantooth's bluff by pointing out that Wes wouldn't be willing to burn himself up, Wes says "with the things I've done in my life?" with psychotic mirth. Badass and hilarious all at once.
From the ending, as Ron makes it to Walter's recital.
Ron: I fought a minotaur to get here and I'd do it again!
The entire subplot with Doby the shark.
Brick thinking he's dead and giving his own eulogy!
Brick: When I got the news, I didn't even know how to make sense out of it!
Ron: None of us do!
Brick's butter commercial.
Heck, that entire scene. Brick doesn't get why you shouldn't wear green pants when on a green-screen.
Brick: Where's the map? I need a map. Ron: It's on the screen. Brick: Oh....WHERE ARE MY LEGS?! HOW AM I STANDING?! AAAAHHH!
Brian saying he's gonna go back to hanging out with O.J. Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. Apparently, they call themselves "The Ladykillers."
Brick and his girlfriend making out in the laundromat, with her butt pressed against the window (while wearing men's briefs).
Ron, Champ and Brian's piece on crack's recent popularity, titled "Vials of Smiles". They proceed to samples of crack live in the studio.
Ron: I understand we have some crack, and we're going to smoke it here in the studio. [Inhales] Woah. Wow, wow, you can feel that right away. Now that is just refreshing. (goes to light the pipe) (Smash Cut to the entire news team face-down on the pavement outside, being arrested)
Ron: Well, now we know guys.. You can't smoke crack on live television!
Brick's speech at the ending:
Brick: Ron, you are a good man, but you have fallen victim to your own ego and hubris. Now, you have taken steps towards righting the wrongs you have done. But before others can forgive you, you must journey inside and forgive yourself. Ron: ...Brick, what'd you just say? Brick: I'm wearing two pairs of pants.
We spend the whole movie convinced that Ron just thinks Gary has psychic powers because Ron is confused by the term psychologist. Then out of nowhere during the brawl, Gary saves Ron with Telekinesis.
Ron's high pitched screaming at the beginning, "They're coming in through the back door. Grab the children. Save the children."
Veronica's reaction to the housekeeper siding with Ron in the beginning, "I will lock you in a closet."