Funny / A League of Their Own
Jimmy: "Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?"
And after the umpire gets rightfully upset with him, Jimmy tries to claim that he "misunderstood" him.
"Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy! I especially liked that move in the 5th inning, where you scratched your balls for an hour."
Jimmy: Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
The Running Gags about Marla's appearance. It seems a bit cruel, but her happy ending with Nelson makes up for it.
Jimmy's prayer, including thanking God for a woman he had sex with. The look on Evelyn's face when he starts talking about that sells it.
Jimmy: You know who she is. She kept shouting your name.
Jimmy visibly trying to hold back his anger while lecturing Evelyn after she once again botches a throw to the cutoff man.
Although it dips a little into Comedic Sociopathy, Mae poisoning Miss Cuthbert's dinner so that the girls can have a night on the town:
Doctor: I have to say in all my years of medical practice, I've never seen a woman throw up that much.
Jimmy autographing a little kid's baseball. "Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan."
note Jimmy and Dottie going back and forth giving Marla batting signals.
Jimmy has a lot of these. "YOU ZIP IT DORIS!"
"You're gonna lo-ose! You're gonna lo-ose!"
After he gets Dottie back, Jimmy nails Stilwell in the face with a glove, and showing nothing but joy about it. "BAHAHAHAHA! GOT HIM!"
Mae teaching Shirley to read—by giving her an erotic novel.
Jimmy drunkenly making out with Miss Cuthbert when she attempts to wake him up, and then his reaction afterwards.
At the end of the Creative Closing Credits, a mix of Credits Montage and footage of a "Legends Game" with the old players, an old player argues a called strike with the umpire. She even discreetly kicks dirt on his shoes!
For a guy who's only on screen about ten minutes, Jon Lovitz scores a stunning number of laughs as Ernie the league scouter.
Ernie: If I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.
At least one of which was apparently an ad-lib:
Ernie: *to a cow* Will you shut up?