Funny: Legally Blonde

The Film

  • This delightful quote from Elle:
    "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy! Happy people don't just shoot their husbands."
  • "Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey," and the scene that follows.
  • Callahan's bemused, "Do you think she just woke up one morning and said 'I think I'll go to law school today'?" After Elle gives him her resume on pink, scented paper.

The Musical

  • The whole "Gay or European" sequence. Turns out he's gay and European!
    • "Gay! Gay! Gay-gay-gay-gay—" (Nikos kisses a girl's hand) "DAMMIT!"
  • The first scene with Kyle. "I've got a package". The amazingly funky soundtrack helps as well.
    • It's actually an Easter Egg on the OBC soundtrack.
    • "The new UPS guy is walking porn!"
  • "So Much Better." "It's so-oh-oh-oh-OH! much better than before!"
  • "Guys, how is this helping me? He's not even here! He left while we were 'shaking junk'!"

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