Funny: Legally Blonde
- This delightful quote from Elle:
"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy! Happy people don't just shoot their husbands."
- "Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey," and the scene that follows.
- Callahan's bemused, "Do you think she just woke up one morning and said 'I think I'll go to law school today'?" After Elle gives him her resume on pink, scented paper.
- The whole "Gay or European" sequence. Turns out he's gay and European!
- "Gay! Gay! Gay-gay-gay-gay—" (Nikos kisses a girl's hand) "DAMMIT!"
- After Elle shows the "Bend and Snap":
Judge: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday!
- While everyone's arguing, the Judge says this about Nikos:
- Several parts of "Ireland" and its reprise:
- The first scene with Kyle. "I've got a package". The amazingly funky soundtrack helps as well.
- It's actually an Easter Egg on the OBC soundtrack.
- "The new UPS guy is walking porn!"
- "So Much Better." "It's so-oh-oh-oh-OH! much better than before!"
- "Guys, how is this helping me? He's not even here! He left while we were 'shaking junk'!"
- "Bend and Snap" in its entirety, but before it, we can see all of Paulette's interactions with the Greek Chorus. This one is the best:
- After Elle "double Delta Nu sister swears" to not reveal Brooke's secret liposuction...
Vivienne: Elle, this isn't some little sorority thing!
Elle: Oh, I know, it's a BIG sorority thing!