Ostensibly, a story about a young pilot who seeks love and struggles for his stern father's approval while learning to fly the Air Force's most advanced fighter jet. In reality, an hour-and-a-half Infomercial
for said jet, the Lockheed F-104 "Starfighter".
Air Force pilot John Witkowski Jr.
transfers to George Air Force Base to begin training in the shiny new F-104, quickly becoming an ace; but his Congressman father disapproves and attempts to pull strings to get his son transferred out of the Starfighter squadron. John refuses. Meanwhile John goes on blind dates with his married friends who've set him up with a nice farmgirl from Iowa, and he quickly gets shot down. In the climax of the film, a storm disrupts a training exercise, crashing one plane and forcing Witkowski to land at another air base; but it's okay, everyone is recovered safe and sound. At the end, the Starfighter squadron is deployed to Europe; John goes with them, leaving behind his fledgling Love Interest
and against the wishes of his father.
Of course, the real star of the film is the F-104 Starfighter. We get lots of Stock Footage
of the Starfighter in action
and lots of shots of it inactive
as well. Meanwhile the film's lead actor, Robert Dornan, went on to become a U.S. Congressman.
For the Mystery Science Theater 3000
version, please go to the episode recap page
Not to be confused with The Last Starfighter
The Starfighters provides examples of:
- Broken Aesop: If the intent was to play up the awesomeness of the F-104 Starfighter, the Air Force / Lockheed made a really poor choice of film crew. Their complete failure to include any interesting plot developments means that what little drama there was in the movie was provided entirely by the infamous operational/maintenance dangers of the Starfighter itself. The movie includes three Starfighter accidents, two caused by inclement weather - which was such a danger to the F-104 that NATO pilots in Germany and Italy called it "the Flying Coffin." Of course, the film might have been trying to head off those complaints by depicting a US Senator concerned about the plane's accident record, and showing how cool the plane was anyway.
- Even going by the film's interpretation, the US Air Force doesn't seem inviting.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: The refueling scenes.
- Don't Explain the Joke: The base commander makes a joke about never being able to hit the dummy plane targets, the flight leader mentions that maybe if they paint a swastika on it he'll be able to shot it down in seconds, before telling everyone that the Base commander had a high kill count during WWII for anyone that couldn't figure it out.
- Earworm: The incidental music consists of several incongruous slabs of jazzy muzak - including the classic "baaah, bah-bah-bah" song - played for minutes on end as the heroes refuel their planes.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Averted if you expect the movie to be a space opera. Very much played straight if you know your airplanes. Lots and lots of Starfighter footage indeed.
- Inherently Funny Words: The poopie suit.
- Truth in Television: The poopie suit was called such because the pilot sweated so much in the suit, it smelled like he pooped in it. The other nickname for the flight suit was "the body condom".
- Ironic Echo / Genre Blindness: Stanley Kubrick used the same refueling footage in Dr. Strangelove, released the same year. Of course, he saw the sexual connotations of the refueling that Mike and the 'Bots did, but the Irony Blind military did not.
- Just Like Making Love: No, this isn't about the endless refueling scenes, one of the higher-ups flat-out says flying a fighter jet is like making love.
- Notable Original Music: The jazzy singers and jazz music during the flight sequences.
- Short-Distance Phone Call: Running Gag in the film — one pilot in the officer's club calls another pilot, who answers the call in the next phone booth over. First pilot talks the second into doing the first a favor to clear the way for a date; second agrees, and hangs up. The first pilot walks over to the second pilot and finishes explaining the details, then walks off. The second pilot goes "Hey!" a second later. (Bob's the second pilot the first time, and the first pilot the second run through the gag.)
- Stock Footage: Hoo boy. The movie would be about 15 minutes long if not for the stock footage.
- Soundtrack Dissonance: "...bringing you hot munitions and cool jazz." The pilots practice bombing the crap out of targets in the desert while muzak plays:
Crow: We're gonna bomb 'em back to the Jazz Age!
- Technology Porn: the F-104.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Witkowski is excited about his squadron being transferred to Europe - and his Jerk Ass father merely says nothing and hangs up on him. Gee, thanks, Dad.