The eponymous "Sexy Beast"
Shut up, cunt! You louse. You got some fucking neck. Retired? Fuck off. You're revolting. Your fucking suntan... you're like leather. Like a leather man. You could make a fuckin' suitcase, a hold-all. You look like a fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fuckin' Idi Amin. State of you... you should be ashamed of yourself. Who d'you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? You think this is the Wheel of Fortune? You make your dough and fuck off? "Thanks, Don. See you, Don. Off to Spain, Don. Fuck off, Don." Lie in your pool laughing at me. D'you think I'll have that? You think I'll have that, ya ponce? All right, I'll make it easy for you. God, you're fucking trying! Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question. Yes or no?Sexy Beast
— Don Logan, Sexy Beast
is a 2000 British crime film starring Ray Winstone
, Ben Kingsley
, and Ian McShane. The film received a lot of buzz on the indie circuit, but is perhaps best known to mainstream audiences as the other
film released in 2000 with a nightmarish, anthropomorphic bunny
Gal Dove is a retired English crook living a life of modest luxury in Spain. He spends his days sunbathing by the pool while his beautiful wife Dee Dee jets around town. At night they dine with their best friends from England, Aitch and Jackie. One day, a ghost from Gal's past arrives: Don Logan, an old soldier of the underworld. Bitter, jealous, and violent, Don barges into Gal's home with an offer that he can't refuse: return to London to participate in a dangerous heist. Can Gal resist Don's overpowering force of will and refuse the summons? And can he survive the repercussions of their meeting?
Contains examples of:
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: Jackie had a brief fling with Don before she was with Aitch. Technically, both Dee Dee and Jackie married former crooks, though they're both harmless.
- An Offer You Can't Refuse: Don makes it clear in the end that he'll kill Gal if he doesn't agree to do the job.
- Asshole Victim: Don really had it coming, and nobody misses him.
- Ax Crazy: Don.
- Badass in a Nice Suit: When in London, Don is immaculately dressed in a suit and tie. So is Teddy.
- Bald of Evil: Don, of course.
- Berserk Button: Do not say no to Don Logan unless you're prepared to kill him too. It would also be extremely unwise to accuse Don of stalking Jackie.
- Beta Couple: Aitch and Jackie.
- Bi the Way: Harry the banker accepts all comers.
- The Caper: Don wants Gal to participate in a complicated bank robbery, in which the robbers tunnel in through the adjacent sauna and use the pool water to short out the security.
- Chekhov's Skill: Gal can hold his breath quite a while under water.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Don Logan's language is remarkably foul even when he is being civil. While on a tirade, his cursing reaches epic heights.
- Disposing Of A Body: Under Gal's pool.
- The Dreaded:
- Don Logan. When everyone learns that he's coming, they all give an Oh Crap reaction.
- Teddy Bass, "Mr. Black Magic himself." Gal spends half the movie terrified that Teddy will find out what he's done.
- Don't Look at Me: Don screams, "I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground. I promise you!"
- Entitled Bastard: Don sees any opposition to his will as a personal affront. After Gal says he's happily retired in Spain and doesn't want to come back to London for the job, Don screams: "I won't let you be happy! Why should I!?".
- Fat Bastard: One of the many insults Don repeatedly throws at Gal when he refuses to change his mind.
- Gayngster: Teddy Bass, who attends orgies "like in ancient Rome."
- Gentle Giant: Don calls Gal a big lovable lummox, though he does it sneeringly, implying Gal crafts this image of himself for the ladies.
- Gentleman Thief: Teddy is a sophisticated and well-dressed man who is apparently known by the London elite well enough to get invited to their orgies.
- Hair-Raising Hare: After watching Aitch utterly fail to shoot a jackrabbit in the desert, Gal's anxienty over Don manifests in strange dreams in which Gal is menaced by an anthropomorphic rabbit.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: The group is terrified of doing anything to upset Don when he arrives. His reactions to almost everything are so aggressive that his mere presence sucks all the conversation (and the air) out of the room. Don's anger at Gal's refusal is completely anticipated, however.
- Happily Married: Gal and Dee Dee are clearly head over heels in love after all these years.
- He-Man Woman Hater: Don throws all manner of sexist abuse at Jackie and Deedee, calling them whores and the like. While he merely hates anyone who is happy while he isn't, Don is particularly resentful that Aitch is with Jackie and he's actually scared of Deedee.
- Jerkass: Logan is a complete asshole when he gets his dander up.
- Kick the Dog: Don pissing on Gal's bathroom carpet.
- Kick Them While They Are Down:
- Don bursts into Gal's bedroom and wakes him up by kicking the crap out of him.
- And then this happens quite literally to Don himself... after being shot.
- Lady Killer In Love: Hinted at in Gal Dove's past. Don says he used to be a very fit and handsome man, called "Dove the Love," and very popular with the ladies until he surprised everyone and married Dee Dee, with whom he is still in love.
- London Gangster: All main characters are connected to the London mob scene, some more willingly than others.
- London Town: Teddy's gang is centered in London. When Gal arrives there, it is dark and rainy, in comparison to the clear, sunny Spain.
- Hair-Raising Hare: Gal has a nightmare that a giant rabbit with a gun is coming to kill him.
- Made of Iron: Don survives not one, but two shotgun blasts to the torso and is still clusterf-bombing away while coughing up blood.
- Manipulative Bastard: Don tries this many times on Gal and his friends, even whispering to Jackie that he loves her while dying from a shotgun blast to the gut. Nobody buys any of it for a second.
- Married to the Job: Don apparently has nothing in his life except his job as a mob enforcer. When he's contacted for the job, he's sitting alone on a stool in the dark, watching television in his underwear.
- Mirror Monologue: Don stares into the mirror and mumbles to himself, working up the nerve to attack Gal in his bed.
- The Napoleon: Don is played by the 5'8 Ben Kingsley and he is every bit as angry, aggressive and abusive as the trope would suggest. Gal is sort of a Gentle Giant counterpart, meek and submissive, but is taller and much broader.
- One Dialogue, Two Conversations
- One Last Job: Don's reason for recruiting Gal.
- Playing Against Type: Ray Winstone is uncharacteristically meek in this one. He was told he could play Don if he wanted to.
- Portmanteau: When Gal accuses Don of also being in Spain to see Jackie, Don flies into a rage at what he calls Gal's "insinuendos".
- Psycho for Hire: Don Logan, a severely unbalanced man who works at the pleasure of underworld royalty like Teddy.
- Rapid Fire No: In the heat of a tirade, Don begins shouting, "Nononononononononono!" refusing to accept Gal's refusal.
- Rasputinian Death: Don gets a load of buckshot in the gut from 10 feet away, is then savagely beaten and kicked by four people, then receives yet another gutshot point-blank while lying on the ground, and he still manages to cough out a few more obscenities. It finally takes his skull getting crushed by a large rock to put him down permanently.
- Resignations Not Accepted: A slightly different version in that it's only Don who insists that Gal cannot turn his back on his old comrades. Ultimately Teddy punishes Gal by banishing him from London, which is what Gal wanted all along.
- Restrained Revenge: Teddy lets Gal leave London with ten quid and a hearty "fuck off forever" because he really doesn't give a damn that Gal killed Don.
- Sophisticated as Hell: Don is very articulate in his speech between dropping the Cluster F-Bombs, although at times he sounds like he has Delusions of Eloquence.
- Stalker with a Crush: Don towards Jackie (with a dash of Crazy Jealous Guy thrown in) - at least that's what Gal accuses him of being. It doesn't help Don's situation that he has absolutely no idea how to interact with people like an adult human being and is incapable of expressing himself except through extreme profanity and violence.
- Straight Edge Evil: Don appears to be like this. Although he smokes, he rarely seems to drink alcohol and he is one hundred percent focused on his job. He doesn't even have a social life, although that is more due to him being terrifying and repulsive towards everyone.
- Straight Gay: Harry, a powerful and straight-laced banker who attends the same orgies as Teddy.
- The Unfettered: Don Logan.
- Toros y Flamenco: Gal lives in a secluded area of Spain and loves the hot, sunny weather as well as the local cuisine.
- Villainous Breakdown: Don gets progressively nastier and more violent towards Gal and his friends after being turned down on the job offer until he is practically screaming obscenities.
- Would Hurt a Child: Don has no problem knocking the crap out of the Spanish boy.
- Yiddish as a Second Language: Don drops a little Yiddish, notably "schtum," meaning "quiet." Coming from East London, Don would know a few Yiddish words that have crept into the criminal argot.
- You Can't Go Home Again: Subverted. After the heist, Teddy tells Gal to fuck off and exiles him from London. Fortunately for Gal, that's exactly what he wanted.
- You Wouldn't Shoot Me: Don pulls this on Gal's Spanish helper boy. One look at Dee Dee, however, and he doesn't even try.