Fan Fic / South Park Monogatari
Continuing from season 14's The Coon Trilogy
, the boys are 10 years old and have entered the 5th grade, where Mr. Garrison is still teaching them. However, two Japanese girls have transferred to South Park Elementary in order to get the vaccine for the earthquake victims from Dr. Mephesto, who injects them with cat and rabbit DNA, which gives them superpowers. After saving Stan and Kyle from jumping off of a bridge due to a suicide pact, the girls become their new friends.
A short time later, Kenny can no longer handle the idea of his friends forgetting that he died
, so he summons Cthulhu to give powers to Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Wendy, and Butters
The fanfic was made by Cabbit Girl Emi
and used to be found here
This fanfic provides examples of:
- Anime Hair: Masako has black hair with blonde streaks shaped like lightning bolts.
- Ascended Extra: Kenny, Wendy, and Butters are given bigger roles. Craig and especially the Goth Kids get big roles to, both of them antagonistic.
- Barrier Warrior: Nekagi
- Beware the Nice Ones: Try to hurt Kyle, and Nekagi will beat you to a pulp so hard that it won't be funny.
- Bittersweet Ending: The bitter part: Kenny finds out that he's cursed because he wasn't supposed to die until he turns 100. The sweet part: Kenny wishes to have better luck for life so he'll die less often, defeats Cthulhu with his friends' help, they get rewarded with medals despite the town getting their minds wiped.
- Borrowed Catchphrase: A variation of They Killed Kenny Again was used by Masako and Nekagi before they discover that they knew Kenny died after he tells Masako to kill her, which she does:
Masako: Oh my God, I killed Kenny!
Nekagi: You bitch! ... wow, where did that come from? I'm so sorry, Masako-chan.
Masako: No hard feelings, Nekagi-chan.
- Butt-Monkey: Not as bad as the treatments that Kenny and Butters get in-canon, but Nekagi qualifies as this the moment she got injected with cat and rabbit DNA.
- Calling the Old Man Out: In the final chapter, Stan, Kyle, and Butters attack their parents (and Shelley), who are under Cthulhu's influence, for all the crap they caused them. It took Ike turning back to normal and stopping Kyle for him, Stan, and Butters to cease their attacks.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Masako and Nekagi's friends and families back in Japan appeared only at least once.
- Continuity Nod
- Cute Bruiser: Masako and Nekagi may look cute, but they're much, MUCH stronger than they look.
- Disney Death: Kyle in chapter 7.
- Distaff Counterpart: Masako and Nekagi are this to Stan and Kyle respectively, but the personalities are different. Masako is more laid back than Stan, while Nekagi is more obsessive-compulsive than Kyle.
- Elemental Powers:
- Expy: Nekagi's adopted kid sister Kamiko is this to Kyle's brother Ike.
- Eye Beams: Nekagi's only means of offense.
- Fragile Flower: Nekagi
- Full-Name Ultimatum: Kyle Matthew Broflovskinote and Kenneth Phoenix McCormicknote
- Genki Girl: Masako
- Gratuitous Japanese
- Hair Decorations: Nekagi sports a side pigtail with a green double-orb elastic.
- Heroic B.S.O.D.: Mysterion gets one when he finds out the truth behind his curse.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: In the same vein as Stan and Kyle, Masako and Nekagi are this, too.
- Japanese Honorifics: Masako and Nekagi tend to use this constantly.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Masako.
- Kemonomimi: The girls sport bunny ears and cat tails. Back in Tokyo, some people think they're cosplaying.
- Lighter and Softer: The swearing is toned down, there's no explicit sexual moments, and the violence and gore are toned down to avoid an M rating.
- Mad Scientist: Dr. Danchou, who wants to extract all love in the world and convert it into hate.
- Meganekko: Nekagi just looks so cute in her green-framed coke bottle glasses.
- Mentor Archetype: Mysterion.
- Mineral MacGuffin: The Mystic Orbs in the final 4 chapters. They contain the same elements that the kids have, except for Mysterion's.
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Nekagi does this to Dr. Danchou after he supposedly kills Kyle.
- Official Couple: Kyle and Nekagi
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Nekagi's real name is Hiromi. Masako didn't want that nickname, so she gave it to her best friend. Kyle and the others call her by her real name after she revives him.
- Precocious Crush: Cartman has one on Shelley, which is a possible nod to them getting along in "Cat Orgy".
- Put on a Bus: Both Captain Hindsight and Mintberry Crunch are out saving other worlds.
- The Bus Came Back: Mintberry Crunch comes back in the 14th chapter to try and take down Cthulhu one more time. Unfortunately, it doesn't work because Cthulhu is too powerful.
- Power Floats: Nekagi
- Retcon: Released right after the infamous episode "You're Getting Old" and before the next episode "Ass Burgers". The author states that this retcons both of these episodes.
- Shrinking Violet: Nekagi, until she took a few levels in badass.
- Super Speed: Both girls possess this power.
- Swiss Army Tears: As Nekagi gives Kyle what seemed like a final kiss, one of her tears fall onto his face, bringing him back from the dead.
- Teleport Spam: Masako's mode of transportation to go with Nekagi's ability to fly. Everyone learns to teleport in chapter 9, and the Goths know how to do this as told by Dylan in chapter 12.
- The Power of Love: Nekagi's powers are associated with this. It is also the power of the Love Orb.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Masako and Nekagi respectively.
- Took a Level in Badass: Until chapter 7, Nekagi was a pacifist crybaby for the most part.
- Butters in chapter 9, when he single-handedly defeats an overpowered Craig.
- Troll: Internet trolls invade South Park in chapter 8, in a parody of Don Bluth's failed film, A Troll in Central Park.
- Wolverine Claws: Masako