Cannibal Roleplay Homestuck Thing Roblox Whatever (stylized as Cannibal roleplay Homestuck thing Roblox Whatever) is a Crack Fic written by Blu3b3rryy0gurt based off of a Roblox roleplay that the author participated in.
The fanfic uses Homestuck characters, many of whom are out of character, to tell the story of Gamzee Makara. Gamzee kills Kanaya Maryam after a heated arguement. Not knowing what to do, he cuts up her body parts and cooks them in a stew. When he invites Karkat and Kankri Vantas, things get much, much worse. A link to the fanfiction can be found here. [1]
List of Tropes for Cannibal Roleplay Homestuck Thing Roblox Whatever
- Adaptational Personality Change: Kankri, who’s mainly known for being an intense Soapbox Sadie, shows no sign of this.
- Gamze is a bizarre mix between his high personality and his sober personality. While he is still murderous, he still has genuine interactions with other characters, and in Jake’s “drunk” case Gamzee even plays a Straight Man to Jake’s idiotic state.
- Alcohol-Induced Idiocy: This occurs twice within the fiction.
- Kankri thinking that crawling towards Gamzee, who previously murdered Karkat, was a good idea.
- Happens again when Jake watches gay porn and pours Faygo on a dead baby he found in Gamzee’s fridge.
- Kankri thinking that crawling towards Gamzee, who previously murdered Karkat, was a good idea.
- Alone with the Psycho: Played with. Even though Jake has Nepeta and Jade watching over him while he is in Gamzee’s house, the only thing they can do to protect him is serve as a temporary distraction if anything goes awry.
- Ax-Crazy: Gamzee Fits this trope to a T, first by murdering Kanaya, then cooking her into a stew and killing Karkat and Kankri when they find out the truth. Gamzee also has a dead baby in his freezer.
- Black Comedy Cannibalism: Due to this being a crack fiction, this is a given.
- Crack Fic: The most basic premise can be: If
Fanon Gamzee had an accidental Freak Out where Hilarity Ensues. - Dead Man's Chest: Gamzee stores all of his victims in his freezer/fridge.
- Dope Slap: Gamzee does this to a drunk Jake when the latter sings Montero.
- Fingore: When Dirk wants to come over to try some of Gamzee’s food, he finds a severed finger in the stew.
- He Knows Too Much: The reason why Gamzee kills Karkat and Kankri
- My God, What Have I Done?: Gamzee cries after killing Karkat and Kankri.
- No Sense of Personal Space: Gamzee scooches close to Jake (or SCOCKCHEES), which makes the latter very uncomfortable.
- Nosy Neighbor: Kankri, Nepeta, Jake, and Jade all qualify to be this trope.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Jake pretends to be intensely drunk in order to avoid being killed by Gamzee when the former peeks in the latter’s freezer and sees a dead baby.
- Special Thanks: Credits are given at the end of the fic to the roleplayers who inspired the roleplay.
- Stylistic Suck: The entire fanfic (excepting the pesterlogs) are written like this. Punctuation is few and far between, and there are many moments when the writing displays Suddenly Shouting.
- Troll Fic: A Stylistic Suck riddled with punctuation errors and misspellings that includes that includes topics such as murder, cannibalism, pornography, and British people.
- Unreliable Narrator: The author often often doesn’t seem to be very sure of what’s going on, using words and phrases such as “probably” and “I think”.
- Would Hurt a Child: Implied. Jake pours Faygo on a dead baby found in Gamzee’s freezer, which is where he stores his other victims.
