The Mysteries of The Loud House is a The Loud House fanfiction.
It can be found here
. Unfortunately, it's a Dead Fic.
The Mysteries of The Loud House has examples of:
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: "I'm all out of capital ideas, ironic statements, metaphorical reasoning, and more importantly, mysteries to explain."
- Artistic License – Biology: The fanfic could be bent on this trope. For example, a watermelon normally cannot be preserved for six months without it rotting -as Lisa Loud points out-, a trash can can't make anything rot, etc.
- Artistic License – Music: No electric guitar in the world has the sound to wake up giant animals, even if the guitar was turned up full blast. The end result? Luna had to turn her amp down.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Implied. Lincoln has a mystery about giant otters written down in his list of mysteries to explain, but he didn't explain until chapter 8.
- Backstory: Lori has one where Mr. and Mrs. Loud explain the causes of death for the
15 dead children. - Biting-the-Hand Humor: Lincoln sometimes brings up Nick GAS, Nickelodeon's former game show network, often getting asked if Nick GAS was defunct for years, but it's otherwise subverted.
- The fanfic definitely took a jab at Disney Junior by having Lincoln say "Huh, TBS. Better than Lily's favorite channel, Disney Junior, I guess."
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: Lincoln does this to explain that Lori was afraid of giant otters.
- Continuity Nod: Lincoln receives a stuffed bunny as a hand-me-down from Luan, thus continuing the Loud family's tradition of handing stuff down to their younger siblings when they want to give it away or get bored of it.
- Cut Short: What Lincoln said would happen to his mystery explanations, in-universe, twice. Turns out he lied in chapter eleven and felt guilty about it. The second time he really meant it until Lola gave him two more because of a list of unsolved mysteries.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: It's about the Loud children especially Lincoln explaining various mysteries around the house.
- The mysteries are a mystery to anyone who isn't in the Loud family or whose name isn't Clyde McBride.
- Fiction 500: Lincoln tries to explain a mountain of money in chapter twelve.
- I Lied: Lincoln in the eleventh chapter. And he felt guilty about it in chapter twelve.
- Oh, Crap!: When Lincoln realizes that he's out of mysteries to explain.
- And again when Lola confronts him a la The Sweet Spot.
- Once per Episode: Every chapter starting with chapter 3 always ends with Lincoln talking to the audience that he's got another mystery to explain.
- Playful Otter: They're all over the Loud house, and even serve as a good chunk of the mysteries Lincoln has explained.
- Precision F-Strike: Lori does this in chapter 3 of the fanfic.
- Product Placement: Orange Mist Twst, though it's subverted with the "orange" part as Orange Mist Twst isn't even out yet.
- Shockingly Expensive Bill: Every single expensive bill the Loud family ever received, which amounted to trillions of dollars and then some.
- Shrink Ray: What happened to the miniature otters explained in chapter 9.
- Shout-Out: In the very beginning after Luan gives Lincoln the stuffed bunny, Lincoln names his hand-me-down stuffed bunny Patty Rabbit.
- Several of the sisters' wants and ideas:
- Luna wants to see a concert by Black Sabbath.
- Lucy wants to read The Raven.
- According to the fanfic, Lori has played Pokémon Black and White and chose Oshawott as her starter.
- Lincoln says that if they solve mysteries, they'd be like anyone from Scooby-Doo.
- The explanation of the miniature otters is that a man came to the Louds' house and chanted "Reducio" on them.
- Lincoln Loud delivers the line "I'm all out of capital ideas, ironic statements, metaphorical reasoning, and more importantly, mysteries to explain."
- In chapter sixteen, Clyde said "At least you're not like Preston Evergreen."
- In chapter seventeen, Lincoln watched a marathon of The Big Bang Theory.
- In chapter eighteen, Lincoln took out a $-12 bill and said "Huh. This is worthless."
- "Just what I needed. Separate bills."
- In chapter twenty: "It's not like you can have your fairy godparent grant your every wish."
- Chapter twenty-one:
- "Isn't Lily a little young to drink chocolate milk, let alone eat solid food?"
- When Lincoln is handed the syringe full of chocolate milk: "It's dangerous for chocolate milk to spill, take this!"
- Several of the sisters' wants and ideas:
- Taxman Takes the Winnings: Clyde's father won the lottery but lost eighty-five percent to the government and the IRS.
- You Are Grounded!: Lola and Lana for trying to destroy Lincoln's explanations for the mysteries, and Lori for texting photos of all of the mysteries to Bobby. Lana and Lori's reasons weren't revealed until the fifteenth chapter.
