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Fan Fic: Hagrid And The Skoolgurlz
Describe Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz here.

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Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz is a strange Harry Potter fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and McGonagall. The band then does around the world using their Magic Tour Bus and... destroy every town they go to.

And while they are gone, Hogwarts has a slight problem that Harry, Malfoy, and Cho Chang need to take care of.

A little Wiki Magic, if you will?


This work provides examples of:

  • A Date with Rosie Palms: Neville finds a closet filled with Playboys when he, Harry, Draco, and Cho are searching for weapons to fight the zombies. He enters and never leaves.
  • Artifact Title: Even though his name is in the title, Hagrid seems to have the least screen time devoted to him. Justified as the title is the band's name.
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: This exchange, shortly after the zombies invade the school.
    Draco: Dammit Harry! How did this happen!
    Harry: Hey, Neville did it! He was the one that called that zombie sex line!
    Neville: But I thought it said "zebra" sex line!
    Cho: That doesn't make it better!
  • Butt Monkey: Ron, big time.
    Luna: (after landing in Paris) Weren't we going to Darfur?
    Hagrid: Shut up, Ron!
    Ron: But I didn't...!
  • Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Hagrid calls them this when they go to Paris.
  • Crack Fic
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: Dumbledore, Luna, and sometimes Hagrid.
  • Eats Babies: Aragog. He joins the band "for the bite-sized children."
  • Gag Boobs: Hermione's can eat people. And talk.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: At Sailor Earth's request, Voldemort sings a love song, "with a lot of Japanese words".
  • Irony: Ebony's flyer misspells "Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz" by spelling "schoolgirls" correctly.
  • Katanas Are Just Better:
    Cho grabbed a crossbow, a Magnum Pistol, and a katana, because katanas are just better
  • Mary Sue: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including Bella Swan. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of Voldemort, Sailor Earth, Peggy Shipper, Lapis Lazuli, Madison Misery, Nocturne Langley and Leon Goldborn.
  • No Indoor Voice: Hargid in particular, but there is much screamed dialogue in this fic.
  • No Fourth Wall
  • Oireland: Every stereotype imaginable is used. And then it explodes.
  • Put on a Bus: McGonagall. Literally.
  • Racist Grandma: McGonagall. The writers acknowledge (in-story) that she has a lot of depth in the novels, but they thought it would be more fun to write her as a jerk/racist. Later, she is forced to become the new Mrs. Frizzle... for a group of elementary-age black children.
  • Refuge in Audacity: At one of its tamer moments, Snape takes advantage of the zombie outbreak by getting it on with a zombified Lily.
  • Relax-o-Vision: "Aragog had to make an example of Ron. Use your imagination, because if I said what he did, I would be banned from every nook and cranny on the internet. Yes, even /b/."
  • Remember the New Guy: Apparently, Dobby was in the band since day one. But no one really cares when he dies.
  • Running Gag: People mistaking Aragog for various bugs and crabs.
    • Also, Ron's rabies. Aragog gets sick of the joke and sucks the rabies out of him.
  • Shout-Out: Several, mostly to bad fanfiction and My Immortal.
    • Luna steals two boys from a NAMBLA meeting. Their names are Sora and Riku.
    • Draco says they should go to Pigfarts to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea... and then kills Rose Potter.
  • The Power of Rock: Can turn boys into men. This is what ruins NAMBLA.
  • Unexplained Recovery: The random Irish man. He later dies with the rest of Ireland.
    • Also Ron, after Aragog "makes an example" of him.
  • Yaoi Fangirl: Luna
    • Yaoi Guys: Sora and Riku, Luna's "Yaoi Pets".
  • Zombie Apocalypse
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