All you can drink if you catch the TARDIS in the Red Dwarf shuttlebay.
Take a shot if the Doctor or one of his companions says "But we're not spies, we're... travellers!", or any variation.
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Take a shot every time the Doctor says "I'm the Doctor."
Finish your drink anytime the Doctor picks up a gun.
Take a shot every time the First Doctor says "Hm?"
Take a shot every time the Doctor is mistaken for someone else
Take a shot whenever William Hartnell blows, mangles or forgets a line, or just giggles, hmphs or coughs.
Take two shots every time he tries to correctly pronounce "Chesterton".
Take a shot any time the First Doctor refers to someone young as "child", "my boy", "my dear", "girl", or the like.
Finish your drink whenever the First Doctor grumbles.
Every time the Doctor has to do something to fix the TARDIS, take a drink.
Whenever the First Doctor complains about his toothache in "The Gunfighters", take a shot. Brush your teeth afterwards- you don't want to end up in a saloon listening to a cheesy song-and-dance routine while getting your teeth pulled like him, do you?
Take a shot any time the Brig and Three don't see eye-to-eye.
Take a shot every time a character is revealed to be the Master in disguise, be it in a rubber mask or a pseudonym. If the Doctor deduces his identity, drink three full glasses.
Drink every time you see the Doctor wear a new cape or clothing accessory.
Take a shot every time Bessie breaks down. Another shot for each time you see the Doctor riding around in Bessie. Yet another if he activates a weird gadget, and another if he has on riding gloves while driving.
If the Doctor uses the Whomobile, slow down and savor your drink to the last gulp.
Take a shot every time the Doctor or company appear to have escaped capture... then get captured all over again.
Take a shot each time Three appears to get his TARDIS fixed... and it or its respective components blow smoke everywhere.
Take a shot every time you notice the Third Doctor's bouffant hair has gotten bigger. Easiest to notice with the start of each new season.
Take a sip each time the Doctor responds to something or starts a sentence with the words, "Yes", "Well", or "Right". Two sips for "No" or "Now, look". Three for "Good grief!" Four when he yells, "HAI!!"
Take a drink on the rocks whenever the Doctor faces some corrupt figure of power. Guzzle it if the Doctor starts bashing their intellect.
Finish a drink whenever you see the Third Doctor take a drink.
Take a double shot if the Doctor says, "Now listen to me".
Take a shot every time something happens to Four's scarf, whether it's him tripping on it, someone standing on it, or it getting damaged in some way.
Take a shot if Seven tries to use an old saying and bungles it, like " A stitch in time... takes up space."
If Seven plays the spoons, find the biggest bottle of alcohol you have and drink about a quarter of it.
If Seven uses his question mark umbrella in some form, be it cane, life-saving tool, or weapon, have a drink.
Take a shot when something mysterious about Seven's past is revealed that may indicate the Doctor is more significant than we know him to be. Take two if he tries to dismiss his past and tells paper-thin lies to cover his rump.
Take a shot every time the Doctor stops Jack from using a gun. Two if it gets replaced with a banana.
Take a shot if Jack says something very British with the American accent.
Whenever Jack is seen at a bar, pub, or nightclub take a shot. If he is drinking, take a drink along with him. Finish that drink if Jack hits on someone in that drinking hole.
Just for fun- Emergency Protocol 417: make a martini with too much vermouth.
Take a drink every time River says, "Hello, Sweetie."
Two if she says, "Spoilers."
Take a shot every time there's a close up of Amy's hands/nails.
Take a shot when every time her nail polish color is different from the previous episode.
Take a shot when every time the nail polish changes within an episode.
Any time she says "Raggedy Man", take a drink.
Any time Amy gripes at her husband for being thick, take a drink. Drink two if it is undeserved and Amy is simply venting.
Take a shot when every time you see Karen in The Fires of Pompeii.
Down your drink as soon as it hits you that the Ponds were both Ancient Romans.
Every time Rory dies and comes back to life.
Every time he wears his Roman Auton garb just to look awesome. Two if he uses the warrior sword with the clothes.
Every time Rory feels like the Doctor is threatening his relationship with Amy and tries to compete.
Any time Rory's time guarding the Pandorica is mentioned, take a shot.
Whenever Rory does something badass, take a shot.
Each time Rory gets dominated by Amy finish your drink and pray for the dignity of men around the world who are also at the mercy of their nitpicky wives.
Take a shot any time Strax confuses someone's gender.
Take a shot when Strax wants to solve a problem in the most destructive way possible.
Take a shot if Strax wants to attack something violently. Two shots if it involves lasers or acid.
Down half your drink when Strax mentions explosives. All of it if he mentions grenades. Two if he does blow something up.
Down your drink if Strax tries to execute something.
Finish your drink if Strax declares war on something.
If Strax mentions something related to military strategy or battle, take three sips and chant, "Sontar-HA!" in between each sip.
Take a shot any time Strax says something that can be considered loony in the middle of a conversation.
Take a shot whenever Strax's alien nature is passed off as just being plain ugly while he's skulking around the Victorian Era.
Any time Strax rushes into battle like a maniac, repeat the same drinking rules for the "Sontar-HA!" battle cry.
Oswin Oswald/Clara Oswald
Take shots every time Oswin makes a soufflé.
Take a drink whenever Oswin is called "Soufflé Girl". You'll get drunk during "Asylum of the Daleks" if you do this.
Even better: During that episode, have a sip every time the WORD "soufflé" is said. Anymore than that and you'll die of alcohol poisoning.
Any time the Doctor calls Clara the "Impossible Girl", take a drink.
If Clara's leaf appears, take a drink.
Whenever Clara pecks a kiss on the Doctor's cheek, take a shot.
Every single time Clara says "I don't know where I am!", take a drink.
If Clara breaks down into tears for a good reason, take a shot. Be careful when watching "The Time of the Doctor".
Monsters and villains
Take a shot anytime someone blinks/turns away from a Weeping Angel/ Silence.
Take a shot everytime you see an alien. ...not counting the Doctor.
Take a shot when a Dalek appears.
Alternatively, take a shot anytime you hear the word "EXTERMINATE!"
Don't attempt this in "Asylum of the Daleks". Unless you want to wind up dead. The same goes for each individual use of the word in "Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways"- there's thousands of Daleks chanting it at once.
Take a shot every time someone thinks they can play the Daleks or Cybermen.
Drain the bottle if they succeed.
Take a shot whenever Oak and/or Quill does something creepy.
Take a shot when the Master uses an alias that translates as "Master."
Take four sips every time the Master mentions drums, drums come up in a conversation about the Master, or you hear the four drumbeat cadence in either the Master's head or his Leitmotif.
Take two drinks any time the Master attempts to hypnotize someone, either directly or indirectly (Archangel Network counts). Take an additional half shot if the hypnosis attempt fails, or two more if it succeeds.
Take a shot if the Cyberleader says "Excellent" (Duuuuude!!!!)
Take a shot if you can't understand what on Mondas one of the old model Cybermen is saying.
Take a shot every time a Pete's World Cyberman says "DELETE."
Take a shot every time a Sontaran from the new series says, "Sontar-HA!"
Take a shot whenever a Judoon wants to deliver an execution because it is too stupid to understand much logic beyond blunt force and punishment. Two for every genuine execution.
Take a sip for each word a Judoon says in its native language that ends in an "o" sound. ("Mo flo blo sko ro", etc.)
Take a shot every time a Slitheen in disguise cuts a fart (poor gas exchange, as they call it).
Finish your drink when a Slitheen explodes- two if vinegar is the explosion catalyst. You'll get drinking's worth watching The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Anytime a possessed Ood shows up, swig half your drink. If it's a whole group of possessed Ood, finish your drink. Take an extra shot for each instance an Ood uses their translate sphere to electrocute someone.