Wiglaf
- Chick Magnet: Apparently he can't go out in public without people fangirling him.
- Go-Karting with Bowser: His interactions with the entire Garrott clan, especially Mordred.
- Gratuitous Foreign Language: Gratuitous Swedish
Mordred
- Badass Bookworm: Can go toe to toe with an angry Sedrick.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Its been hinted and later outright confirmed that of all the Garrott children, he inherited his father's "talents". Fortunately for the world, he would prefer reading bad romance novels and hanging out with Wiglaf.
- Card-Carrying Villain: Who doesn't do a whole lot of villain-ing.
- Catchphrase: "I hate you."
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: Mistaken for Wiglaf's girlfriend one time they were out together.
- Green Thumb: The reason why Lancelot is his rival.
- Odd Couple: With Wiglaf
- Poke the Poodle: We never see Mordred do anything really evil.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Wiglaf.
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Allies
Driver
- Bifauxnen: Bliss says "he's" hot.
- Deep South: If the accent is anything to go off of.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: Inverted. Wiglaf thinks she's a guy when they first meet. So does Bliss
Lancelot
- Mad Scientist: He's in denial about it, though.
- The Rival: To Mordred.
The Artifacts
Bliss
Camlann
- Face–Heel Turn For whatever faces and heels even mean in this comic.
- Pet the Dog: Save hundreds of people while when Bliss explodes.
The Garrotts
Arthur Jr.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Why Sedrick betrayed him.
- Half-Identical Twins: With Janus
Boudica
- White Sheep: The only Garrott who is in no way a villain.
Janus
- Half-Identical Twins: With Arthur.
Mr. Garrott (Arthur Sr.)
- Hands-Off Parenting: The kids have been hoist by their own petard and betrayed by an underling who's taken over? Meh, I'm not going to do anything about it.
- Mage Killer: Can backhand a level 2 water spell using nothing but talent.
- Morality Pet: Fond of children and horses.
- Offstage Villainy: Any villainy he commits is just offscreen.
- Papa Wolf: Mess with his children if you must, but never try to kill them or put them through eternal torment as an artifact. Its been stated if anything ever happened to his children, he would burn down Europe.
Geoffry Buckley
- Chick Magnet: Apparently, if Janus ever drops dead more than half the women in the Garrotts' employ would start fighting for him.
Madam Garrott
Safir
- Black Sheep: The only one in the Garrott family to not like Mordred.
- Middle Child Syndrome: Dislikes how Janus spends more time doting on Mordred than him.
Arthur Jr.'s Minions
Azrael
- Blood Is the New Black: Has been seen sporting this look a couple of times.
- Hidden Depths: Likes historical objects of cultural importance and classical music.
- Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Wanted to be a social worker of all things. Too bad he inherited Grace.
Gawain
- Criminal Amnesiac: Of a sort. He's been shot in the head so many times that he's forgotten why he's fighting Arthur in the first place and decided to join him, instead.
Grace
Hagen
Hnæf
- Intergenerational Friendship: With Security.
Sedrick
- Face–Heel Turn: For a given value of "face".
- Hypercompetent Sidekick: He's been holding back.
The Valkyries
Other Minions
Alistair
Galen
- Back-Alley Doctor: Not actually a licensed doctor.
- Mama Bear: Threatened to kill Sedrick if he hurt her daughter.
Hildeburh
- Informed Attribute: Apparently, he's a brutal killer—we haven't seen any evidence of it yet.
- Raised by Orcs: Well, by Sedrick, which appears to be pretty much the same thing.
Wiglaf's Family
Brat
- Stalker with a Crush: For Mordred.
Lennart
Linnea
Vilhelm
- Always a Bigger Fish: Has a boss that even Malachi is terrified of.
- Cult: Freely admits he is part of a cult. However he believes they are making the world a better place.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Originally pretends he knows nothing about magic and artifacts.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: He believes turning people into Artifacts is a gift and benefits the world.
- Worthy Opponent: Lennart
Malachi
- Elemental Powers: Knows several high-level elemental spells.
- Powers via Possession: How he confers powers to Vilhem.
- Unbalanced By Rival's Kid: Hates Wiglaf for not being Vilhem's son.
Others
Benjamin
- Action Survivor: He is neither a villain or a hero and would rather not be involved in all the craziness that comes with owning an artifact.
- Beware the Nice Ones: In the hundreds of years Eclat has been an Artifact, he is the only owner who ever found a way to restrain his powers.
- Unwanted Assistance: Eclat "protects" him from women. Also, that whole creating monsters from random objects thing.
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The Woobie: He's Eclat's "owner." 'Nuff said.
The Bystanders
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- Animate Inanimate Object: His sword turns whatever he touches into living animals.
- Empathic Weapon: Only without the "empathy" part.
- For the Evulz: Has no better reason for causing massive property damage and loss of life other than because it's fun.
- However it has been suggested his power is automatic and he doesn't like it when his power causes too much destruction.
Generic Burglar
- Sorting Algorithm of Evil: Definitely believes in this.
- Impossible Thief: His collection of stolen goods ranges from the championship wrestling belt to Picasso paintings.
Herschell
Horatio
- Married to the Job: Practically married to the boss. His wife does not approve.
- Subordinate Excuse: Even though he's married.
Security
- Failed a Spot Check: Everyone with regard to this guy, except Hnæf, Geoffry, and (probably) Garrott.
- Offscreen Teleportation: Literally. And he is made of it.
- Running Gag: How he got his start.
- Magic from Technology: How his teleportation works.
Boss
- Always a Bigger Fish: He is the bigger fish.
- Ancient Tradition: What he believes the cult should be classified as.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: An excellent leader, but easily distracted.
- Cult: Is the boss of one.
- Join or Die: The ultimatum he offers anyone who discovers his cult.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Appreciates that Vilhelm usually does a good job.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: Sincerely believes kidnapping people and turning them into enslaved, magical artifacts benefits the world.
Jade
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Is green.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Called Bliss a two-bit whore of a *$@%.
- May Inca Tec: From ancient South America.
- Nice Guy: Seems like the only artifact that is actually obedient.
- Teleporters and Transporters: His power.
Ledger
- Great Big Book of Everything: He list all the artifacts, the date of their creation, and a list of owners.
- The Older Immortal: The second one of the set.
