Driver

• Bifauxnen: Bliss says "he's" hot.
• Blinding Bangs
• Deep South: If the accent is anything to go off of.
• Dude Looks Like a Lady: Inverted. Wiglaf thinks she's a guy when they first meet. So does Bliss
• Funetik Aksent
• Meaningful Name
• Subordinate Excuse

Lancelot

• Bungling Inventor
• Dogged Nice Guy
• Green Thumb
• Hopeless Suitor: For Driver.
• Mad Scientist: He's in denial about it, though.
• Redhead In Green
• The Rival: To Mordred.

Bliss

• Amulet of Dependency
• Anti-Magic
• The Chick
• Cute Ghost Girl
• The Ditz
• Motor Mouth
• Nigh Invulnerability: Apparently, according to Word Of God.
• Our Ghosts Are Different
• Pink Means Feminine
• Rose-Haired Girl

Camlann

• Face Heel Turn: For whatever faces and heels even mean in this comic.
• Humanity Ensues
• Motor Mouth
• Named Weapon
• Talking Appliance Sidekick
• Talking Weapon
• Snarky Non-Human Sidekick
• Walls of Text

Arthur Jr.

• Dragon Rider
• Even Evil Has Standards: Why Sedrick betrayed him.
• Half-Identical Twins: With Janus

Boudica

• Black Sheep: The only Garrott who is in no way a villain.

Janus

• A Match Made In Stockholm
• Half-Identical Twins: With Arthur.

Mr. Garrott (Arthur Sr.)

• Affably Evil
• Hands Off Parenting: The kids have been hoist by their own petard and betrayed by an underling who's taken over? Meh, I'm not going to do anything about it.
• Man of Wealth and Taste
• Offstage Villainy: Any villainy he commits is just offscreen.
• Pure Is Not Good
• Retired Monster

Geoffry Buckley

• A Match Made In Stockholm
• Chick Magnet: Apparently, if Janus ever drops dead more than half the women in the Garrotts' employ would start fighting for him.
• Happily Married: That, or Stockholm Syndrome.
• Non-Action Guy
• Papa Wolf

Madam Garrott

• The Mistress: What she used to be.
• Murder the Hypotenuse: How she stopped being the mistress.
• Retired Monster
• Smug Snake

Safir

Azrael

• Arch-Enemy: To Wiglaf.
• Asexual
• Bishōnen
• Career Killer
• Foe Yay: With Wiglaf.
• Meaningful Name
• Real Men Wear Pink

Gawain

• Criminal Amnesiac: Of a sort. He's been shot in the head so many times that he's forgotten why he's fighting Arthur in the first place and decided to join him, instead.
• Healing Factor
• Our Zombies Are Different
• Signed Up for the Dental

Grace

• Amulet of Dependency
• Artefact of Doom
• Complete Monster
• Empathic Weapon
• Fluffy the Terrible
• Invisible to Normals
• Not So Imaginary Friend
• Our Ghosts Are Different
• Serial Killer
• Snarky Non-Human Sidekick

Hagen

• Daddy's Little Villain

Hnæf

• Insufferable Genius
• Mission Control
• Photographic Memory
• Surveillance As The Plot Demands
• Teen Genius

Sedrick

• The Dragon
• Face Heel Turn: For a given value of "face".
• Hypercompetent Sidekick: He's been holding back.
• Subordinate Excuse

The Valkyries

• Amazon Brigade
• The Archer: Sigdrifa
• Fangirl: For Azrael.
• Girl with Psycho Weapon
• Wrestler in All of Us: Svafa

Alistair

• Deep South
• Retired Monster

Galen

• Back Alley Doctor: Not actually a licensed doctor.
• Mad Scientist
• Morally Ambiguous Doctorate
• Torture Technician

Hildeburh

• Big Brother Instinct
• Informed Attribute: Apparently, he's a brutal killer—we haven't seen any evidence of it yet.
• Raised by Orcs: Well, by Sedrick, which appears to be pretty much the same thing.

Brat

• Annoying Younger Sibling
• No Name Given
• Stalker with a Crush: For Mordred.

Lennart

• Luke, I Am Your Father: To Wiglaf.
• Triang Relations: Type 7 with Linnea at the center and Vilhelm on the other "arm". This has been going on for years.
• Worthy Opponent: Vilhelm

Linnea

• Triang Relations: Type 7. Wiglaf's Dads don't seem happy about it, but they go along with it.

Vilhelm

• Scary Shiny Glasses
• Triang Relations: Type 7 with Linnea at the center and Lennart on the other "arm". This has been going on for years.
• Worthy Opponent: Lennart

Benjamin

• Stop Helping Me!: Eclat "protects" him from women. Also, that whole creating monsters from random objects thing.
• The Woobie: He's Eclat's "owner." 'Nuff said.

The Bystanders

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• Those Two Guys

Eclat

• Amulet of Dependency
• Artefactof Doom
• Empathic Weapon: Only without the "empathy" part.
• For the Evulz: Has no better reason for causing massive property damage and loss of life other than because it's fun.
• He-Man Woman Hater
• Invisible to Normals
• Nigh Invulnerability
• Our Ghosts Are Different

Generic Burglar

• Blatant Burglar
• Sorting Algorithm of Evil: Definitely believes in this.
• What Did You Expect When You Named It ____?

Herschell

• Cat Boy
• The Informant
• No Nudity Taboo

Horatio

• Married to the Job: Practically married to the boss. His wife does not approve.
• Subordinate Excuse: Even though he's married.

Security

• Failed a Spot Check: Everyone with regard to this guy, except Hnæf, Geoffry, and (probably) Garrott.
• Mysterious Past
• Off Screen Teleportation: Literally. And he is made of it.
• Really 700 Years Old
• Running Gag: How he got his start.