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* TheAce: Deconstruction.
* ArchEnemy: To Azrael.
* BoringInvincibleHero: PlayedForLaughs.
* ChickMagnet: Apparently he can't go out in public without people fangirling him.
* [[ClingyJealousGirl Clingy Jealous Guy]]: His behavior towards [[WordOfGod supposedly]]-HeterosexualLifePartner Mordred. Could be a [[RelationshipWritingFumble Writer Relationship Fumble]] or RuleOfFunny.
* DarkSkinnedBlonde
* GoKartingWithBowser: His interactions with the entire Garrott clan, especially Mordred.
* [[GratuitousForeignLanguage Gratuitous Swedish]]
* SubordinateExcuse
* VitriolicBestBuds : With Mordred.
* WeirdnessCoupon
* WouldHitAGirl

* BadassBookworm: [[spoiler: Can go toe to toe with an angry Sedrick.]]
* BrilliantButLazy: Its been hinted and later outright confirmed that of all the Garrott children, he inherited his father's "talents". Fortunately for the world, he would prefer reading bad romance novels and hanging out with Wiglaf.
* CardCarryingVillain: Who [[PokeThePoodle doesn't do a whole lot of]] [[BuffySpeak villain-ing]].
* CatchPhrase: "I hate you."
* DeadpanSnarker
* DudeLooksLikeALady: Mistaken for Wiglaf's girlfriend one time they were out together.
* GreenThumb: The reason why Lancelot is his rival.
* {{Kuudere}}: Type 2.
* OddCouple: With Wiglaf
* PokeThePoodle: We never see Mordred do anything really evil.
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Wiglaf.




* {{Bifauxnen}}: [[spoiler:Bliss]] says "he's" hot.
* BlindingBangs: [[spoiler:Used to]] have bangs covering her face
* DeepSouth: If the [[FunetikAksent accent]] is anything to go off of.
* DudeLooksLikeALady: {{Inverted}}. Wiglaf thinks she's a guy when they first meet. [[spoiler:So does Bliss]]
* FunetikAksent
* MeaningfulName
* SubordinateExcuse

* BunglingInventor
* DoggedNiceGuy
* GreenThumb
* HopelessSuitor: For Driver.
* MadScientist: He's in denial about it, though.
* RedheadInGreen
* TheRival: To Mordred.


[[folder: The Artifacts]]
* AmuletOfDependency
* AntiMagic
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Blew up an entire town.
* TheChick
* CuteGhostGirl
* TheDitz
* MotorMouth
* NighInvulnerability: Apparently, according to WordOfGod.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* PinkMeansFeminine
* WeaponOfMassDestruction: See above.

* [[spoiler:FaceHeelTurn]]: For whatever [[spoiler:faces and heels]] even ''mean'' in this comic.
* [[spoiler:HumanityEnsues]]
* MotorMouth
* NamedWeapon
* PetTheDog: Save hundreds of people while [[spoiler:when Bliss explodes.]]
* TalkingApplianceSidekick
* TalkingWeapon
* SnarkyNonHumanSidekick
* WallsOfText



[[folder: The Garrotts]]

!!Arthur Jr.
* DragonRider
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Why [[spoiler:Sedrick]] betrayed him.
* HalfIdenticalTwins: With Janus
* OverlordJr

* WhiteSheep: The only Garrott who is in no way a villain.

* AMatchMadeInStockholm
* HalfIdenticalTwins: With Arthur.

!!Mr. Garrott (Arthur Sr.)
* AffablyEvil
* [[spoiler: BadassNormal]]
* HandsOffParenting: The kids have been [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoist by their own petard]] and betrayed by an underling who's [[DragonInChief taken over]]? Meh, I'm not going to do anything about it.
* MageKiller: Can backhand a level 2 water spell using nothing but talent.
* ManOfWealthAndTaste
* MoralityPet: Fond of children and horses.
* OffstageVillainy: Any villainy he commits is just offscreen.
* PapaWolf: Mess with his children if you must, but never [[spoiler: try to kill them or put them through eternal torment as an artifact]]. Its been stated if anything ever happened to his children, he would burn down Europe.
* PureIsNotGood
* RetiredMonster

!!Geoffry Buckley
* AMatchMadeInStockholm
* ChickMagnet: Apparently, if Janus ever drops dead more than half the women in the Garrotts' employ would start fighting for him.
* HappilyMarried: That, or StockholmSyndrome.
* NonActionGuy
* PapaWolf

!!Madam Garrott
* TheMistress: What she used to be.
* MurderTheHypotenuse: How she stopped being the mistress.
* RetiredMonster
* SpotOfTea: One of the few British characters who seems to drink tea.
* SmugSnake

* BlackSheep: The only one in the Garrott family to not like Mordred.
* MiddleChildSyndrome: Dislikes how Janus spends more time doting on Mordred than him.
* MoralityPet: For his grandpa.



[[folder:Arthur Jr.'s Minions]]

* ArchEnemy: To Wiglaf.
* {{Asexual}}
* {{Bishonen}}
* BloodIsTheNewBlack: Has been seen sporting this look a couple of times.
* FoeYay: With Wiglaf.
* HiddenDepths: Likes historical objects of cultural importance and classical music.
* MeaningfulName
* ProfessionalKiller
* RealMenWearPink
* UsedToBeASweetKid: Wanted to be a social worker of all things. Too bad he inherited [[spoiler: Grace]].

* CriminalAmnesiac: Of a sort. He's been shot in the head so many times that he's forgotten why he's fighting Arthur in the first place and decided to join him, instead.
* HealingFactor
* OurZombiesAreDifferent
* SignedUpForTheDental

* AmuletOfDependency
* ArtefactOfDoom
* BlatantLies: Yet Azrael seems to believe every single one.
* EmpathicWeapon
* FluffyTheTerrible
* InvisibleToNormals
* NotSoImaginaryFriend
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* SerialKiller
* SnarkyNonHumanSidekick

* DaddysLittleVillain

* IntergenerationalFriendship: With Security.
* InsufferableGenius
* MissionControl
* PhotographicMemory
* SurveillanceAsThePlotDemands
* TeenGenius

* TheDragon
* [[spoiler:FaceHeelTurn]]: For a given value of "[[spoiler:face]]".
* HypercompetentSidekick: He's been holding back.
* SubordinateExcuse

!!The Valkyries
* AmazonBrigade
* FanGirl: For Azrael.
* GirlWithPsychoWeapon
* WrestlerInAllOfUs: Svafa



[[folder:Other Minions]]

* DeepSouth
* RetiredMonster

* BackAlleyDoctor: Not actually a licensed doctor.
* MadScientist
* MamaBear: Threatened to kill Sedrick if he hurt her daughter.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* SpotOfTea: Has tea time with Madam Garrott every day.
* TortureTechnician

* BigBrotherInstinct
* InformedAttribute: Apparently, he's a brutal killer--we haven't seen any evidence of it yet.
* RaisedByOrcs: Well, by Sedrick, which appears to be pretty much the same thing.



[[folder:Wiglaf's Family]]

* AnnoyingYoungerSibling
* NoNameGiven
* StalkerWithACrush: For Mordred.

* LukeIAmYourFather: To Wiglaf.
* TriangRelations: Type 7 with Linnea at the center and Vilhelm on the other "arm". This has been going on for years.
* WorthyOpponent: Vilhelm

* TriangRelations: Type 7. Wiglaf's Dads don't seem happy about it, but they go along with it.

* AlwaysABiggerFish: Has a boss that even Malachi is terrified of.
* {{Cult}}: Freely admits he is part of a cult. However he believes they are making the world a better place.
* [[spoiler: ObfuscatingStupidity: Originally pretends he knows nothing about magic and artifacts.]]
* ScaryShinyGlasses
* TriangRelations: Type 7 with Linnea at the center and Lennart on the other "arm". This has been going on for years.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: He believes turning people into Artifacts is a gift and benefits the world.
* WorthyOpponent: Lennart

* AmuletOfDependency
* ArtefactOfDoom
* AxeCrazy
* ElementalPowers: Knows several high-level elemental spells.
* PowersViaPossession: How he confers powers to Vilhem.
* UnbalancedByRivalsKid: Hates Wiglaf for not being Vilhem's son.




* ActionSurvivor: He is neither a villain or a hero and would rather not be involved in all the craziness that comes with owning an artifact.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: In the hundreds of years Eclat has been an Artifact, he is the only owner who ever found a way to restrain his powers.
* UnwantedAssistance: Eclat "protects" him from women. Also, that whole creating monsters from random objects thing.
* TheWoobie: He's Eclat's "owner." 'Nuff said.

If [[ the chart]]is to be believed, they're not only brother and sister, but also siblings with Generic and Ruby Red.
* ThoseTwoGuys

* AmuletOfDependency
* AnimateInanimateObject: His sword turns whatever he touches into living animals.
* ArtefactOfDoom
* ConMan
* EmpathicWeapon: Only without the "empathy" part.
* ForTheEvulz: Has no better reason for causing massive property damage and loss of life other than because it's fun.
** However it has been suggested his power is automatic and he doesn't like it when his power causes too much destruction.
* HeManWomanHater
* InvisibleToNormals
* NighInvulnerability
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* SonOfAWhore

!!Generic Burglar
* BlatantBurglar
* SortingAlgorithmOfEvil: Definitely believes in this.
* ImpossibleThief: His collection of stolen goods ranges from the championship wrestling belt to Picasso paintings.
* WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt

* CatBoy
* TheInformant
* NoNudityTaboo

* MarriedToTheJob: Practically [[SubordinateExcuse married to the boss]]. His wife does not approve.
* SubordinateExcuse: Even though he's married.

* FailedASpotCheck: ''Everyone'' with regard to this guy, except Hnæf, Geoffry, and (probably) Garrott.
* MysteriousPast
* OffScreenTeleportation: Literally. And he is made of it.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld
* RunningGag: How he got his start.
* MagicFromTechnology: How his teleportation works.

* AlwaysABiggerFish: He is the bigger fish.
* AncientTradition: What he believes the cult should be classified as.
* BrilliantButLazy: An excellent leader, but easily distracted.
* {{Cult}}: Is the boss of one.
* ImAHumanitarian
* JoinOrDie: The ultimatum he offers anyone who discovers his cult.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Appreciates that Vilhelm usually does a good job.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Sincerely believes kidnapping people and turning them into enslaved, magical artifacts benefits the world.

* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Is green.
* AmuletOfDependency
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Called Bliss a two-bit whore of a *$@%.
* MayIncaTec: From ancient South America.
* NiceGuy: Seems like the only artifact that is actually obedient.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* RingOfPower
* TeleportersAndTransporters: His power.

* AncientGreece: Has prayed to Athena.
* GreatBigBookOfEverything: He list all the artifacts, the date of their creation, and a list of owners.
* TheOlderImmortal: The second one of the set.