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* TheAce: Deconstruction.
* ArchEnemy: To Azrael.
* BoringInvincibleHero: PlayedForLaughs.
* ChickMagnet: Apparently he can't go out in public without people fangirling him.
* [[ClingyJealousGirl Clingy Jealous Guy]]: His behavior towards [[WordOfGod supposedly]]-HeterosexualLifePartner Mordred. Could be a [[RelationshipWritingFumble Writer Relationship Fumble]] or RuleOfFunny.
* DarkSkinnedBlonde
* GoKartingWithBowser: His interactions with the entire Garrott clan, especially Mordred.
* [[GratuitousForeignLanguage Gratuitous Swedish]]
* SubordinateExcuse
* VitriolicBestBuds : With Mordred.
* WeirdnessCoupon
* WouldHitAGirl

* BadassBookworm: [[spoiler: Can go toe to toe with an angry Sedrick.]]
* BrilliantButLazy: Its been hinted and later outright confirmed that of all the Garrott children, he inherited his father's [[BadAss "talents"]]. Fortunately for the world, he would prefer reading bad romance novels and hanging out with Wiglaf.
* CardCarryingVillain: Who [[PokeThePoodle doesn't do a whole lot of]] [[BuffySpeak villain-ing]].
* CatchPhrase: "I hate you."
* DeadpanSnarker
* DudeLooksLikeALady: Mistaken for Wiglaf's girlfriend one time they were out together.
* GreenThumb: The reason why Lancelot is his rival.
* {{Kuudere}}: Type 2.
* OddCouple: With Wiglaf
* PokeThePoodle: We never see Mordred do anything really evil.
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Wiglaf.




* {{Bifauxnen}}: [[spoiler:Bliss]] says "he's" hot.
* BlindingBangs: [[spoiler:Used to]] have bangs covering her face
* DeepSouth: If the [[FunetikAksent accent]] is anything to go off of.
* DudeLooksLikeALady: {{Inverted}}. Wiglaf thinks she's a guy when they first meet. [[spoiler:So does Bliss]]
* FunetikAksent
* MeaningfulName
* SubordinateExcuse

* BunglingInventor
* DoggedNiceGuy
* GreenThumb
* HopelessSuitor: For Driver.
* MadScientist: He's in denial about it, though.
* RedheadInGreen
* TheRival: To Mordred.


[[folder: The Artifacts]]
* AmuletOfDependency
* AntiMagic
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Blew up an entire town.
* TheChick
* CuteGhostGirl
* TheDitz
* MotorMouth
* NighInvulnerability: Apparently, according to WordOfGod.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* PinkMeansFeminine
* WeaponOfMassDestruction: See above.

* [[spoiler:FaceHeelTurn]]: For whatever [[spoiler:faces and heels]] even ''mean'' in this comic.
* [[spoiler:HumanityEnsues]]
* MotorMouth
* NamedWeapon
* PetTheDog: Save hundreds of people while [[spoiler:when Bliss explodes.]]
* TalkingApplianceSidekick
* TalkingWeapon
* SnarkyNonHumanSidekick
* WallsOfText



[[folder: The Garrotts]]

!!Arthur Jr.
* DragonRider
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Why [[spoiler:Sedrick]] betrayed him.
* HalfIdenticalTwins: With Janus
* OverlordJr

* WhiteSheep: The only Garrott who is in no way a villain.

* AMatchMadeInStockholm
* HalfIdenticalTwins: With Arthur.

!!Mr. Garrott (Arthur Sr.)
* AffablyEvil
* [[spoiler: BadassNormal]]
* HandsOffParenting: The kids have been [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoist by their own petard]] and betrayed by an underling who's [[DragonInChief taken over]]? Meh, I'm not going to do anything about it.
* MageKiller: Can backhand a level 2 water spell using nothing but talent.
* ManOfWealthAndTaste
* MoralityPet: Fond of children and horses.
* OffstageVillainy: Any villainy he commits is just offscreen.
* PapaWolf: Mess with his children if you must, but never [[spoiler: try to kill them or put them through eternal torment as an artifact]]. Its been stated if anything ever happened to his children, he would burn down Europe.
* PureIsNotGood
* RetiredMonster

!!Geoffry Buckley
* AMatchMadeInStockholm
* ChickMagnet: Apparently, if Janus ever drops dead more than half the women in the Garrotts' employ would start fighting for him.
* HappilyMarried: That, or StockholmSyndrome.
* NonActionGuy
* PapaWolf

!!Madam Garrott
* TheMistress: What she used to be.
* MurderTheHypotenuse: How she stopped being the mistress.
* RetiredMonster
* SpotOfTea: One of the few British characters who seems to drink tea.
* SmugSnake

* BlackSheep: The only one in the Garrott family to not like Mordred.
* MiddleChildSyndrome: Dislikes how Janus spends more time doting on Mordred than him.
* MoralityPet: For his grandpa.



[[folder:Arthur Jr.'s Minions]]

* ArchEnemy: To Wiglaf.
* {{Asexual}}
* {{Bishonen}}
* BloodIsTheNewBlack: Has been seen sporting this look a couple of times.
* FoeYay: With Wiglaf.
* HiddenDepths: Likes historical objects of cultural importance and classical music.
* MeaningfulName
* ProfessionalKiller
* RealMenWearPink
* UsedToBeASweetKid: Wanted to be a social worker of all things. Too bad he inherited [[spoiler: Grace]].

* CriminalAmnesiac: Of a sort. He's been shot in the head so many times that he's forgotten why he's fighting Arthur in the first place and decided to join him, instead.
* HealingFactor
* OurZombiesAreDifferent
* SignedUpForTheDental

* AmuletOfDependency
* ArtefactOfDoom
* BlatantLies: Yet Azrael seems to believe every single one.
* EmpathicWeapon
* FluffyTheTerrible
* InvisibleToNormals
* NotSoImaginaryFriend
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* SerialKiller
* SnarkyNonHumanSidekick

* DaddysLittleVillain

* IntergenerationalFriendship: With Security.
* InsufferableGenius
* MissionControl
* PhotographicMemory
* SurveillanceAsThePlotDemands
* TeenGenius

* TheDragon
* [[spoiler:FaceHeelTurn]]: For a given value of "[[spoiler:face]]".
* HypercompetentSidekick: He's been holding back.
* SubordinateExcuse

!!The Valkyries
* AmazonBrigade
* FanGirl: For Azrael.
* GirlWithPsychoWeapon
* WrestlerInAllOfUs: Svafa



[[folder:Other Minions]]

* DeepSouth
* RetiredMonster

* BackAlleyDoctor: Not actually a licensed doctor.
* MadScientist
* MamaBear: Threatened to kill Sedrick if he hurt her daughter.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* SpotOfTea: Has tea time with Madam Garrott every day.
* TortureTechnician

* BigBrotherInstinct
* InformedAttribute: Apparently, he's a brutal killer--we haven't seen any evidence of it yet.
* RaisedByOrcs: Well, by Sedrick, which appears to be pretty much the same thing.



[[folder:Wiglaf's Family]]

* AnnoyingYoungerSibling
* NoNameGiven
* StalkerWithACrush: For Mordred.

* LukeIAmYourFather: To Wiglaf.
* TriangRelations: Type 7 with Linnea at the center and Vilhelm on the other "arm". This has been going on for years.
* WorthyOpponent: Vilhelm

* TriangRelations: Type 7. Wiglaf's Dads don't seem happy about it, but they go along with it.

* AlwaysABiggerFish: Has a boss that even Malachi is terrified of.
* {{Cult}}: Freely admits he is part of a cult. However he believes they are making the world a better place.
* [[spoiler: ObfuscatingStupidity: Originally pretends he knows nothing about magic and artifacts.]]
* ScaryShinyGlasses
* TriangRelations: Type 7 with Linnea at the center and Lennart on the other "arm". This has been going on for years.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: He believes turning people into Artifacts is a gift and benefits the world.
* WorthyOpponent: Lennart

* AmuletOfDependency
* ArtefactOfDoom
* AxeCrazy
* ElementalPowers: Knows several high-level elemental spells.
* PowersViaPossession: How he confers powers to Vilhem.
* UnbalancedByRivalsKid: Hates Wiglaf for not being Vilhem's son.




* ActionSurvivor: He is neither a villain or a hero and would rather not be involved in all the craziness that comes with owning an artifact.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: In the hundreds of years Eclat has been an Artifact, he is the only owner who ever found a way to restrain his powers.
* UnwantedAssistance: Eclat "protects" him from women. Also, that whole creating monsters from random objects thing.
* TheWoobie: He's Eclat's "owner." 'Nuff said.

If [[ the chart]]is to be believed, they're not only brother and sister, but also siblings with Generic and Ruby Red.
* ThoseTwoGuys

* AmuletOfDependency
* AnimateInanimateObject: His sword turns whatever he touches into living animals.
* ArtefactOfDoom
* ConMan
* EmpathicWeapon: Only without the "empathy" part.
* ForTheEvulz: Has no better reason for causing massive property damage and loss of life other than because it's fun.
** However it has been suggested his power is automatic and he doesn't like it when his power causes too much destruction.
* HeManWomanHater
* InvisibleToNormals
* NighInvulnerability
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* SonOfAWhore

!!Generic Burglar
* BlatantBurglar
* SortingAlgorithmOfEvil: Definitely believes in this.
* ImpossibleThief: His collection of stolen goods ranges from the championship wrestling belt to Picasso paintings.
* WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt

* CatBoy
* TheInformant
* NoNudityTaboo

* MarriedToTheJob: Practically [[SubordinateExcuse married to the boss]]. His wife does not approve.
* SubordinateExcuse: Even though he's married.

* FailedASpotCheck: ''Everyone'' with regard to this guy, except Hnæf, Geoffry, and (probably) Garrott.
* MysteriousPast
* OffScreenTeleportation: Literally. And he is made of it.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld
* RunningGag: How he got his start.
* MagicFromTechnology: How his teleportation works.

* AlwaysABiggerFish: He is the bigger fish.
* AncientTradition: What he believes the cult should be classified as.
* BrilliantButLazy: An excellent leader, but easily distracted.
* {{Cult}}: Is the boss of one.
* ImAHumanitarian
* JoinOrDie: The ultimatum he offers anyone who discovers his cult.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Appreciates that Vilhelm usually does a good job.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Sincerely believes kidnapping people and turning them into enslaved, magical artifacts benefits the world.

* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Is green.
* AmuletOfDependency
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Called Bliss a two-bit whore of a *$@%.
* MayIncaTec: From ancient South America.
* NiceGuy: Seems like the only artifact that is actually obedient.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent
* RingOfPower
* TeleportersAndTransporters: His power.

* AncientGreece: Has prayed to Athena.
* GreatBigBookOfEverything: He list all the artifacts, the date of their creation, and a list of owners.
* TheOlderImmortal: The second one of the set.