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Main Characters
Dave
- Our Zombies Are Different: It's remarkable how he hasn't even bothered trying to eat Slamacow's brain even once.
- Uniformity Exception: He wears a white top instead of a green one like most other zombies.
- Weakened by the Light: Constantly seen wearing a helmet or under shade when on the surface in daytime.
Bart the Enderman
- Artifact Title: His previous name "Bartenderman", considering he hasn't bartended in a while.
- Badass in a Nice Suit: Other Endermen have completely black bodies, but Bart wears a suit with a prominent purple-pink bowtie. He is also quite badass.
- The Bartender: Originally, but he has since abandoned his post.
- Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Despite being an Enderman, he's never outwardly antagonistic towards anyone not immediately endangering him or his friends.
- Phantom Thief: He steals diamond blocks with stunning effectiveness. Inverted as Ender Claus, where he leaves blocks with notes... explaining where he stole them from.
- Punny Name: Bart, an Enderman, is a bartender.
- Teleport Spam: He uses his powers quite effectively, such as in games of Spleef.
- Uniformity Exception: He's the only Enderman in the shorts to wear a tuxedo.
Slamacow
- Author Avatar: He is the Minecraft version of the videos' animator, Steven Davis.
- Butt-Monkey: Despite being an Author Avatar main character, he gets into rather unfortunate situations, such as having to play Spleef (which he is terrible at to the point of falling and injuring himself in the final round of the tournament) to get payment for food.
- Suddenly Voiced: He has only ever said one word.Slamacow: (to Dave and Bart) "Weapons?"
Eddy
- Uniformity Exception: Less obvious due to resembling a librarian villager, but he still has it - unlike a librarian villager, he has his vest unbuttoned, revealing his red top, blue pants and golden belt that he usually wears on him.
Antagonists
Red Team
A team consisting of a skeleton, a villager and a bearded player, who serve as the opponents in the final round of the Spleef tournament.
- The Ace: They're the best of the three opposing Spleef teams, and they're also seen to be good fighters outside of the game.
- The Bad Guy Wins: They end up winning the Spleef tournament.
- Butt-Monkey: The skeleton is the only one of them to be eliminated in the spleef match - by getting his helmet knocked off and melting the block he's standing on when he catches fire.
- Jerkass: All of them, but especially the villager, who can be seen smugly smiling throughout the spleef match after he's able to eliminate Bart, which only happened because both of them were distracted by Dave eliminating the skeleton.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: In Stick by Me they're seen trying to hunt down a group of animals, including the baby cow, and almost killing the slime in the process. Yeah, compare that to what they did in their debut episode.
- Perpetual Frowner: The bearded guy has yet to be seen smiling so far.
- Weakened by the Light: The skeleton, naturally considering the context of the source material. Dave exploits this.
The Witch
- Bait-and-Switch: "The only way to escape is by defeating me... in a dance-off!"
- Boss-Arena Idiocy: Slama is only able to compete with her dancing because Dave uses the Witch's potions on him, which are apparently just left there where anyone can reach them.
- Dance Battler: Literal example. Rather than challenge Slama and company in traditional fashion, she immediately tells them that that only way out is to beat her in a dance-off. The fact that her potions inflict dancing (as opposed to Status Effects) implies that she may be this outside her lair, as well.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Absolutely refuses do "interpretive dance". (
Though this does beg the question of why she has a potion that forces someone else to...)
Wood Spider
- Animalistic Abomination: It's a spider, but massive and made up of Podzol and Dark Oak.
