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Characters played by Matt Lucas
Andy PipkinA man who is wheelchair bound and is looked after by his friend Lou. But he's not actually paralyzed at all, and secretly gets out of his chair whenever Lou's back is turned.
Vicky PollardA troubled teenage girl. Each sketch would involve her getting into trouble and trying to talk her way out of it. But she talks so fast that no-one can understand what she is saying. She also often goes off on tangents completely unrelated to the situation.
Daffyd ThomasA self-proclaimed gay Welsh man. He spends his days at the local pub bemoaning how victimized he is for being "the only gay in the village", despite the fact that his village actually has a rather large gay community.
Marjorie DawesA woman who runs Fatfighters, a Weight Watchers-like group, but instead of helping her group, she just bullies her group for being fat, despite being fat herself. She was based on the supervisor in a Weight Watchers group that Matt Lucas once attended.
"Bubbles" DeVereBubbles is a morbidly obese lady who owes massive amounts of money to the bank, due to her lavish spending habits. She also thinks she can get out of her various troubles by seducing people.
Kenny CraigA stage hypnotist who typically uses his powers for his own benefit, from getting a woman to go on a date with him, to beating his elderly mother at a game of Scrabble.
Characters played by David Walliams
Sebastian LoveThe Prime Minister's gay aide who has a huge crush on him.
Eddie "Emily" HowardA very unconvincing transvestite with outdated views on how women typically dress and behave. He's always seen wearing lacy, frilly Victorian-era dresses, and talks in a high-pitched falsetto voice about doing "ladylike" things.
Dennis WatermanAn actor who is incredible tiny. He thinks that the people who want him to be in their shows want him to write and sing the theme tunes as well as star in them.
Ray McCooneyA weird Scottish hotel manager
Mr MannA customer who asks for impossible things.
Mrs EmryAn old lady who urinates herself without knowing.
DesireeBubbles' arch nemesis
The Prime MinisterThe PM who has no idea Sebastian has a crush on him.
MyfanwyThe barmaid in the village of Llandewi Breffi, and Daffyd's best friend.
Roman DeVereBubbles' ex husband who is married to Desiree. He has a thing for fat women.
MargaretRoy's wife, and his assistant at the shop. She is never seen on camera, only heard shouting from upstairs.