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All examples found in content native to the internet which are not cartoons or comics are here!

• This little gem from Super Dickery.
• Captain Obvious is an Overly Long Gag on Uncyclopedia saying something obvious on every single Article. Captain Oblivious is probably also there, but he's not sure.
  • His (Captain Obvious') biography may be found here. (Click the link to read it).
• Used in Egoraptor's flash series Girlchan In Paradise:
  Kenstar: Wow, she's so beautiful...
  Yusuke: You're only saying that because she looks exactly like a pretty girl.
  Kenstar: That would be why I said it.
• "Invention Pioneers of Note" points out that if Alexander Graham Bell were still alive, he'd be older than everyone else.
• The Other Wiki's article about ghost shirts: "The vests did not work as promised, and consequently 153 Lakota Sioux died, with 50 wounded and 150 missing at the Wounded Knee Massacre."
• Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series: "Oh my god, a giant rock! It's a rock and it's giant!"
• Nearly everyone that is allied with Winnie the Pooh in Pooh's Adventures. They often state the obvious of what's going on. One example is in Spongebob and friends go on a Quest for Camelot, where the knights bring in Lionel's body, one of them thinks that Kayley would be heart broken.
• Clippy/Clippit, the Microsoft Word assistant. "It looks like you're writing X."