Several things happened when we last left off Pooh and his friends. Pooh teamed up with the cast of Cats Don't Dance. Thankfully, they decided to leave once they realized what they were in for. I mean come on, they couldn't possibly put in any stranger characters in this crossover, right?
Part Six out of Ten: Pocahontas
The video starts with a title card that says "Meanwhile at the Command Center". Does that mean... Nah, I don't think that would ever happen. OH GOD, IT DID HAPPEN! The freaking Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers got forced into this crossover! So, apparently the Power Rangers have been recruited to Mewtwo's team of heroes. Wait, since when did MEWTWO, of all things, form a Super Team? Does it consist of Pokémon? Humans? A random assortment of characters from even MORE cartoons? And why is there a hole in the plot you could drive a truck through??? Anyway, the Power Rangers are sent to Pooh and his friends by Zordon. There's some unreadable text, too. Even worse, Rocky and Bullwinkle are forced in as well. So, we cut to Pooh and his friends, with the same Stock Footage that's been used for five episodes now being used yet again. They go to Frontierland for their next mission. Soon after they arrive, everyone arrives including... Aisling?? Why do they have to ruin The Secret of Kells in this video too? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?!?!? Even worse, apparently Aisling is Mewtwo's DAUGHTER as well. You know, despite the Logical Fallacies?
After two minutes, Pocahontas greets Pooh and his even more ridiculous gang. She tells everyone that Ratcliffe is freed from prison by Hades (in the guise of Lord Indigo of the East Underworld Trading Company), agreeing to a deal that will allow him to gain control over Frontierland in exchange for the crystal of the Magic Kingdom. Rocky evolves into his live-action form to tell her that "Pooh and Pals, Mewtwo, Aisling, the Power Rangers", and of course Bullwinkle and himself won't let her down.
Naturally, this means Aisling battles a drum-beating soldier. And Bowser Jr. arrives, too. And he speaks in red text! Everyone, run away while you still can! And, apparently the soldier is just Pain and Panic in disguise. I'm sorry, I still have no idea what just happened.
Ratcliffe begins to panic as the crystal is nowhere in sight. While outside Ratcliffe's tent, Pocahontas and Merlin instructs Gold Ranger to destroy Ratcliffe's ammunition. Naturally, the editor uses the same clip of Gold Ranger twice while this happens. Because, you know, it's that kind of crossover.
Knowing that Pocahontas knows the land, the evil governor kidnaps Meeko to try and force the Indian princess into helping him find the crystal. Bullwinkle, who calls Ratcliffe an "English dictator", and Mewtwo defeat him onboard his ship by blasting him with magic, causing him to fall overboard. Merlin, Pocahontas and Meeko congratulate them while sailing on a Tom Sawyer Island raft before Merlin assigns them their next mission. Meanwhile, Mewtwo gives Pooh a made-up "Mysterious Blue Card" that was clearly made in MS Paint. Also, Boris and Natasha plan revenge. To Be Continued, I guess.
Can these characters introduced get any more ridiculous? Find out next time!
