Several things happened when we last left off Kirby and his friends. Kirby defeated both Marx and Green to save the last Star Kid. Now that all of the Star Kids are rescued, who knows what will happen? After all, this is the last part of chapter one! After all, Green still has the crown!
Chapter one out of ??, part six out of six.
After the boring intro, Twink starts to thank Kirby for what he has done for them, and-
Green: You... you think this is over?!
Green then explains his evil plan to take over EVERY DIMENSION, while mixing in some Evil Gloating for extra measure. Green uses the crown to take all of the power away from the Star Kids to make him evolve into what I call True Hyper Dark Chaos Super Avatar Reckoning Mega Ultra Thesaurus Green. Cue a long speech about the fact the the Star Kids must help Kirby defeat Green and so on and so forth. Did I just hear myself yawn? Anyways, two minutes later. Kirby evolves into his Fanon Super Mode created using all of the Chaos Emer- I mean Star Kids.
The battle starts, which shows Plagiarism by stealing MANY elements from the final boss of Sonic Adventure 2, from the attacks to even the music. The bad special effects, however, make this version look extremely lame in comparison. To top it all off, we still have the dreaded tutorial continuing, which tries to eat up as much time as possible. In the end, Green gets shredded to small chunks of clay. Cue the victory theme from Sonic the Hedgehog, which concludes this battle as a whole.
Everyone is proud of Kirby, and Kirby's new friends find it very hard to say farewell. Twink talks about how he's helped, Watt acts like a baby, Blue continues to be a Sympathetic Sue who he claims Kirby also helped (Marx had mysteriously disappeared during the battle, so he could not say anything to Kirby). Everybody says their last goodbyes, and the Star Kids send Kirby off and he falls back down again. Wait, Kirby didn't go back home? Well, this is definitely a Wham Episode, as there is still at least two more chapters to go after this episode is finished (the latter of which has been announced, but is currently in development). Kirby is mad at them, just like I am, and we Iris Out.
The final minute is devoted to Video Credits featuring every single character who appeared in this part. It is also notable that Kirby and his Super Mode are counted as different characters, adding to the amount of Filler that is in this crossover. The credits end with text that reads "END OF CHAPTER!!!", as well as some text which reads "Thanks For Watching!!".
FINALLY!!!
This crossover so far is bad beyond words. It is completely horrible. There is nothing good about this crossover, nothing at all. The characters suck, the editing sucks, the animation sucks, but, beyond everything else, the STORY is dreadful. This has got to be the worst crossover even written in the history of the universe. PlotHoles, a long and pointless tutorial, Deus ex Machina, pointless Filler- it's just terrible. It's beyond whatever plot the worst Nintendo game ever had. It's ARGH!!
Message to the readers of TVTropes:
No matter if you clicked the YouTube links to follow along or not, thanks for suffering the consequences of our curiosity with me. In conclusion: so far, it's awful beyond what words can describe. I am really sorry for everyone who watched this trash with me, I really am.
But still, thanks for reading! :) Tune in to the next liveblog (which will be separate from this one) where we cover CHAPTER TWO!
Until then, this is Snickerdoodle Hamster signing out! Remember to live, love, and OBEY GREEN!
-Snickerdoodle
UPDATE: Click here to my liveblog of Chapter 2!
