History Tropers / EternalNoob

* OldShame: When I look back at the things I've done and said in the past, they make me shudder most of the time. In particular, my first few months on this site are ones I will never forget, though desperately want to. I was insensitive, and forceful, and my closer friends here. The people on this site helped me grow, and move on, which is something I am grateful for.

Guess who?

I'll be completely honest with you, my dear reader; I can be a bit bitter, and insensitive at times, and worst of all, I love shitty, awkward Similies and metaphors. Rest assured, I wouldn't bite on purpose.

I think

Just in case I fuck up, big time, I have a spare account in the form of @/{{mrsunshinesprinkles}}

[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mineooooh_6828.jpg Pictured': A bright, handsome, dark, and tall young man]] who is most definitely not me. for reals

I'll be completely honest with you, my dear reader; I can be a bit bitter, and insensitive at times, and worst of all, I love shitty, awkward Similies and metaphors. Rest assured, I wouldn't bite on purpose...Most of the time.

If those big, light blue, and bolded letters, right above the quote didn't give you any signals, that kid was the Eternal Noob. I'll be completely honest with you, my dear reader...I'm fond of shitty metaphors, and at times, I can be a bit bitter, and insensitive. Rest assured, I wouldn't bite on purpose...Most of the time.

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* BerserkButton

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If those big, light blue, and bolded letters, right above the quote didn't give you any signals, that kid was the Eternal Noob. Fond of shitty metaphors, a bit bitter, and insensitive, but I wouldn't bite on purpose...Most of the time.

[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mineooooh_6828.jpg For future killers to know their target.]]

And let it be known that Anonymous Person has complete control over my page, so what I say here might not be what I'm really saying...

** I have most of the symptoms.

** Being called brain-damaged.
** Using religion as a fetish
** those who wreak of hubris.
** Child-haters, weirdly enough.
* BigFun
* ButtMonkey
** I do not want to complain, but i HAD to put this
* CatchPhrase? HA
** Sort of forgoed...err, forwent(?) that one. My catchphrase now is "fuckin' 'ell".
* CovertPervert
** I have had my moments.
* DeadpanSnarker
** Lets face it, everyone who goes to this freaking site is this, one way, or the other.
* GuiltyPleasures
** I'm 14. I'm not that picky. That being said, some of the stuff I enjoy makes me ashamed of myself.
* HiddenDepths
** I will mention this once, and once only. I am nice on the outside, but I have an inside that is twisted in several ways.
* HypoCrite
** Despite claiming to hate romantic stories, I read them when I have the chance...
*** In my opinion, [[FullmetalAlchemist Envy]] is an irredeemable bastard, and yet one of my favorite characters is King Bradley. Yeah, the guy who commited mass genocide...
* NightmareFuel
** The sight of a spoiled child throwing a tantrum unnerves me, simply because it makes me worry about what's in store for his/her future. I am weird.
* NoseBleed
** Nah, not what it sounds like. I get nosebleeds ALL THE TIME, and it's either due to the heat of this god-forsaken nation, or due to some horrific injury.
* OldShame
** Several. I'll just leave it at that.
* SelfDeprecation: It keeps me grounded.
* {{Wangst}}
** I've had my moments.
* WideEyedIdealist
** I believe that everyone has good in them, and that the world is something worth seeing. Most of the time.
* WouldHitAGirl
** Yeah. If you piss me off, I will hit you, regardless of sex.
* YoungerThanTheyLook
** I might be fat, and tall, but I have the face of a 6 year old

[[folder: Real name you ask? well its]] [[strike:Paulo Diego. Redacted because I'm ebil.]] Not telling you my surname, though.

[[folder: My concepts]]

* Argos. A country with rich diversity in ethnicity, flora, fauna, and culture. It was once thought of as a paradise, merging the old with the new. But something happened. Cases of corruption have surfaced, and many have been pleaded guilty. Crime rates surged, and the country soon experienced bankruptcy. The people have started revolting, and the chaos has reached a grand scale. The main hero is Dan [[spoiler: full name: Daniel Thornton]]. A gunslinger, and a knife nut, who is hated by the majority of the country. For years, he has been the lowest end of the crap stick. Not only is he wanted, but his name is connected to a vast amount of conspiracies. And the crimes that he is blamed for sound very inhumane and monstrous. Despite his horrible life, and the fact that the exit is just right there, he only has one goal in mind, and that is to kill one single child. Yes, in a world where an entire country has been forsaken, that is what he has in mind. To kill a child. He will not rest until the child dies, and there is no logical explanation. But many things impede his progress. The high bounty on his head, his only companion (She likes children) and a strange creature with rusted swords. But why is he doing this? What is his motivation? What is the true nature of Dan?

* One morning, two college guys bring their questionably acquired magical talking Sea Bass, and go out fishing at a nearby river, cause there's fuck all else to do. Soon, a magical meteor, the size of a thimble, tears through one of their arms like a fucking steamroller through a gingerbread house, and he starts literally bleeding fountains. After his near death experience, which is played for laughs, a [=UFO=] conveniently falls from the sky, gives him a convenient orb, that turns into an arm made of pure energy, that tears through other things, and turns him 12 years younger. Now, with every military organization wanting his destructive power, he decides to have an adventure to save himself from an inevitable ass-kicking, and teams up with several members of supernatural races and organizations(All of them, cute girls, much to his Lolicon of a friend's delight), and tackle a sinister plot. This is supposed to be a parody of a [=JRPG=], with dating sim mechanics not taken seriously, and a sense of humor that can get dark at times. Oh, and an overaching story line, and a myth arc, but who cares 'bout that?

* A group of 5 friends, all boys, decide to walk in the forests, cause of a random glowing light. Soon, a mystical wizard casts a gender bender spell, that turns four of them into girls, and the other one survived, cause he practices dodge rolls, in martial arts lessons. Now, you must either turn them all back into guys, and solve their personal problems, charm one of them, and convince one of them to stay as a lady, and ******** her ******, or you can convince all of them to help their personal problems, and ********** all of their *******. Also, you can charm one of them, and turn her back into a guy, so you can *****@*$$$ his #$(%(@(#@). Actually, it's not a good idea, even to me, but still. Oh the irony. AmeNochiHare did this first. Yey, I'm not so twisted after all.
** WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ. IT'S SO TWISTED! CONTINUE THIS! I LOVE THIS. >:3

* A chef, given a pogo stick for his birthday, accidentally finds himself in a world where food is Serious Business, and the right combinations give you powers, while the wrong ones just explode. Now that a demon critic is destroying the feelings of chefs there, oh, and terrorizing the entire world, the chef must now take his pogo stick, and gather the mystical 7 pieces of cake from the five-star restaurants to end the critic's tyranny. [[strike:...Dragonball parody, anyone?]]

* A comic that focuses on a police force, composed of racial stereotypes, that is forced to deal with a superhero-like rouges gallery. They must use their wits, guns, skills, and guns to deal with the spandex wearing psychos that populate the city.



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[[folder:Pages I have greatly contributed to]]

BakaToTestToShoukanjuu's character page. I supplied all the pictures, and let me just say that it was more irritating than any fetch quest ever devised.

ZeroPunctuation. I added folders. I like folders.

Mini contributions to other series pages I constantly visit.

[[CaptainObvious The troper page of Eternal Noob.]]

JojosBizarreAdventure: A bit of clean up, with the magic of paraphrasing, and abbreviation.

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I HATE DATING SITE ADS!!! -BSMA

[[folder:Something random]]

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If those big, light blue, and bolded letters, right above the quote didn't give you any signals, that kid was the Eternal Noob. Fond of shitty metaphors, a bit bitter, and insensitive, but don't worry about poking the sleeping bear, it's locked inside a reinforced steel cage, surrounded by guards armed with plasma rifles.

[[folder:What anonymous person think of Noob and what he supposedly likes]]
* He's really weird.
** Which, in turn, made him cool.
** AdorablyPrecociousChild...can I hug you now, Noob? [[hottip:x:This is a joke. Of course he's not a kid, not like a kid, in fact.]]
* [[{{Tsundere}} He's an idiot when it comes to...something.]]
* [[{{DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}} Pooping out fiery poop from eating Chipotle.]]
* Likes eggs.
* K-pop. He loves K-Pop, specifically [=2NE1=]'s Fire.
** ''Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.''
* Lollipops. ''Chicken'' lollipops.
** Because chicken lollipops are badass meat.
* Dora's cousin.
* Likes being cool, or acting cool.
** And ''feeling smart.''
* The name Patrick. It's such an intelligent-sounding name.
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* Nice tropers.
* Is ''mayabang'' himself, because I said so.
** But he's not really that haughty. Just a little, tiny, tiny, tiny bit so.
* Likes being bugged endlessly by [[strike:annonymous]] anonymous troper. Poor Noob.
** [[{{DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}} Anonymous troper being anonymous, of course.]]
** [[{{RunningGag}} Or anonymous troper not being anonymous?]]
*** [[{{RunningGag}} Anonymous person not talking to anonymous troper, who it is, anonymous person didn't want to reveal because of TMI.]]
*** [[{{RunningGag}} Letting anonymous person do what anonymous person wants to do.]]
*** [[spoiler:Likes anonymous troper ''it''self, being an ebil eighteen year old, of course.]]
*** [---[[spoiler:For the sake of confusion, anonymous troper ''is'' anonymous person's androgynous ebil twin. Anonymous person is a '''[REDACTED]''']]---]
*** [---Letting annonymous person use his account to ruin his rep, giving out cupcakes, hugs and advice~---]
*** [---This is the closest you'd get from knowing who Anonymous Person is. >:|---]
*** [----Anonymous person prohibits you to click the Hist--shot.----]
* Nobody hates fried chicken! Ever!
** Loves [[{{FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends}} Cheese]] and Doritos.
** Abusing Sacha. [[hottip:Disclaimer:Don't worry, no phone is harmed by this evil troper. '''''Yet.''''']]
* Wants to marry Willie Revillame
** '''Totally wants to start a large family with Voldemort.'''
* [[{{RunningGag}} Eggs.]]
* A messed up Troper page.
** But not to the level of [[Tropers/{{Higginbid}} Higgs]]. Higgs' page is so cool.
* Gay people, specifically yaoi and yuri.
** Futanari.
* Being the confidant. He likes listening and being there for friends, even when he had a lot to do.
** That, or he has loads of free time.
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* Bunnies. Nobody hates bunnies, ever.
** And apples. Nobody hates apples.
** Likes potato dishes of all kinds, such as mashed potatoes [[spoiler:with gravy, of course!]], wedges, fries and chips.
* Going to the Church of Happyology and following hedonistic pursuits. [[note]] On a serious note, it's actually a good philosophy, doing stuff that makes you happy. [[/note]]
* Making unintended typos and innuendos.
** And rhyming stuff to the level of Dr. Seuss.
* {{Hiyokoi}}. Because, ''she's cute!''
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* Waking up [[strike:early]] in the morning, feeling like P.Diddy.
** And not getting wasted. [[strike:Who the heck likes getting wasted?]]
* High School Musical~
** '''''She wants fabulous,'''''
** '''''That is her simple request,'''''
** '''''All things fabulous,'''''
** '''''Bigger and better and best,'''''
** '''''She needs something inspiring to help her get along,'''''
** '''''She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?'''''
*** This is totally not representing your love of Jojo...''Nope, not at all!''
* And. Um. Eggs.
** Sunny side up and omelettes.
*** And tapa. Who ''hates'' garlic tapa? No one! [---Except vegetarians.---]
*** And garlic rice of course! Nobody could ever hate garlic rice!
* Rice being ebil.
** Stand up to the evil Rice Lord.
* Specifically loves episode 4-8 of Kimi ni Todoke. [[hottip:x:Specifically focused on friendships and relationships. Made me cry.]]
** Would totally read the manga, right, right, right? Please. [[hottip:DISCLAIMER:He's quite...shy himself despite seemingly a jerk. So, if you're his friend, talk to him first. He'd appreciate it.]]
* [[http://meryujinu.deviantart.com/art/Battle-Panties-191606461 Battle Panties]].
** Likes [[{{Persona4}} Yukiko and Rise]].
* LaPucelle! Who hates La Pucelle? If you hate La Pucelle, you're heartless!
** Don't get me started with {{Disgaea}}...
* He likes Taylor Swift, of course! Because she's so adorable, isn't she!?! >:3
* Boy bands. He's obsessed with boy bands.
** One Direction, specifically. And Jonas Brothers. And Back Street Boys.
*** Does Daughtry and Linkin Park count?
* Loves AmericanIdol!
** Adam Lambert.
** David Archuleta
*** And Jessica Sanchez, of course!!! [---For the sole reason of her being Filipino!---]
* Being a pop-cultured bad-ass!
* Likes Paramore.
* Randomness.
* Likes '''Pretentious Sky Cat''' and '''Bunnie''' as his favorite tropers! [---Because, anonymous person said so!---]
* Going to school, being a good boy to his parents and especially [[strike:her]] his momma.
** On a serious note, yes. He really is. [----Which is really cute.----]
* YouAreNotAlone [[{{GurrenLagann}} Believe in me, who believes in you, and believe in yourself in which who we believe in.]]
** That's why we (your friends) existed for, right? To remind that we believe in you.
** [[{{JokingMode}} -waves little white flag saying FUCKING GIVE UP ALREADY MORON!-]] >:3
** Goodluck!
* And, this page being updated.
* So, what does anonymous person think of Noob?
** Honestly, anonymous person finds him awesome regardless of all the insults and degrading assumptions along the way. >:3
* And last but not least, anonymous person seems to forget something I like to call "edit history". Don't click on it dear reader, though, cause you'll ruin the fun. :P ~ @/{{eternal noob}}

[[folder: So, what do you guys think of me?]]

* {{The Face}} ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* {{Hidden Villain}} ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
* {{Acrofatic}}: I imagine you doing Le Parkour while being somewhat chubby. ~{{@/ATC}}
** I approve! XD ~ [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Hachi]]
* {{Adorkable}} - Cool nerd in training, judging by the photo. -- @/{{Bisected8}}
** Huh.
* AllMenArePerverts: [[JokingMode You disgust me Noob. DIS-GUST.]] ~[[@/{{skyflower}} skarmory]]
* BewareTheNiceOnes: You did say you were twisted on the inside. - @/{{Mort08}}
* ClassicalAntiHero -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Hmm...
* CloudCuckooLander - @/{{lolacat}}
** Exactly. Kinda crazy inside, and out
* CousinOliver: 13, yeah? - @/PhysicalStamina
* DeathSeeker: "For future killers to know their target" -- @/{{Belfagor}}
** There is some truth in tha-I mean that's absurd! I'm just being considerate, is all.
* {{Doppelganger}}/{{Good Twin}}: We seem somewhat similar, so I'm just guessing. also, you seem like a better person than I am. -@/{{Passerby}}
* {{Eagleland}} -- Your shirt and jeans suggest a positive type 2.
** I'm from the Philippines, and how is type 2 positive?
* EverythingsWorseWithBears: That picture of ping-pong playing bears will first defeat even the mightiest of human ping-pong players, then kill us all. -- @/{{Balmung}}
* [[GenkiGirl Genki Guy]]: Well, you're pretty excitable. @/{{Inhopelessguy}}
** '''NOOFCOURSENOTIMCOMPLETELYCONTROLOFMYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''
** And I think you mean {{Keet}}
* {{Geek}}: Well, you are a male Troper, after all. -- @/{{Belfagor}}
** Bulls-eye.
** You get 5/5 in the pointing out the obvious scale. Even more, cause I CAN'T believe I missed that
* GentleGiant: You seem rather kind to me, eternal. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
* HiddenHeartOfGold: Underneath the {{Nerd}} appearance? Maybe. --@/{{Belfagor}}
* HollywoodNerd: I'm guessing @/{{mellochan42}}
** And you completely missed.
* HollywoodPudgy: You don't look that fat. You ran into Wrestling/ScottSteiner, didn't you? ~@/BlakeDiamond
* {{Immortality}}: Maybe. Are you eternal as your Troper name suggests? - @/{{Belfagor}}
** I wish.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: You may be an asshole who's into Phineas and Ferb heresy, but you're a ''nice'' asshole who's into Phineas and Ferb heresy. At least you had the courtesy to try and burn yourself! ~ @/{{skyflower}} [[strike:-thumbs up-]]
* {{Keet}} --@/{{Belfagor}}
* NerdGlasses --@/{{Belfagor}}
* NiceGuy: You definetly seem like one.
* NiceHat -@/{{VanishingReality}}
** I don't wear hats that often. It's just that the picture there had me wearing one.
* NonindicativeName: You don't seem like a n00b to me. Also, nothing is eternal. ~@/{{Balmung}}
* OneOfUs: Both a troper, a geek...And a member of the close circle of sentient beings that consider text as a picture. There's the whole insanity thing, too. Well, I guess. You'd think experience would help to know, but nope. That's strange, isn't it ? Whoa! That comment is long, for no reason at all! ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** All of us are OneOfUs in Tv Tropes. That's the truth Frenchie.
* OlderThanTheyLook: You're taller than me, and you're three years younger than I am. [[spoiler:/bitterbitterbitterbitter]] -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Yeah, in fact, the usual reaction I get when I tell someone my age is "oy! susmariojose..."
* PungeonMaster ... @/{{Enzeru}}
** Wow, that's a good description of myself
* {{Otaku}}: Judging from how many anime you like.
* {{Irony}}:You're not a noob are you?
* {{Retcon}}: A WideEyedIdealist that leans on the cynical side of SlidingScaleOfIdealismVsCynicism? A bit weird, no? - @/{{Teraus}}
** Yes. Yes it is.
* SelfDeprecation There. ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}
** Got me there. Not trying to complain tho, just my style of comedy. Sometimes, however...
* ShamelessSelfPromotion: I get this impression sometimes. @/{{Belfagor}}
** I SECOND THAT -eternal Noob
* {{The Smart Guy}}: your gallery says it. ~ @/{{paradisedj32}}
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVsCynicism: You're on the cynical side, I'd say. - @/{{Mort08}}
** Yup.
* TagalongKid: No offense^^ You're the youngest member of the Forum Games clique, as far as I know. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** What about king nerd?
** ...Damn, I always forget this guy xD Well, that makes 2 TagalongKid :p ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* TenMinuteRetirement -- @/{{Boxen}}
* TheMario - Complete with a VisualPun in your forum avatar. -@/{{Bisected8}}
* TheNapoleon - I am geting that feeling from you @/{{Tenzen12}}
** I'm 5 feet 9, and I don't mind being called short.
* TheSnarkKnight: Possibly. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
** Yeah, real creative there.
* TradeMarkFavoriteFood: Pie. -@/{{Enkufka}}
** I just like saying it. I love pie, but It's not my FAVORITE food.
* {{Troll}}: Judging by your current avatar, your knowledge of Flame wars is a bit too high for the average Joe... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Hyuk hyuk huyk
* {{Troperiffic}}: Just look at your current signature: "[[FourGirlEnsemble 4 girl ensemble]] {{moe}} {{kawaii}} uguu deska nee {{anime}}? Sign me in!" --@/{{Belfagor}}
* [[SugarWiki/TVTropesEnhancedMyLife TV Tropes Enhanced]] / [[DarthWiki/TVTropesRuinedYourLife Ruined Your Life]]: I would say the jury is still out on that one. You still have an entire life ahead of you to enhance or ruin. --@/ElectrumZephyr
* WhatYouAreInTheDark: The Darkness that lies within-@/VoidsEmpathy
** You don't wanna know. [[strike:I SECOND THIS!]]
* [[{{Self-referentialHumor}} Funny]] ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
** Woot.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: A possible reason to be a DeathSeeker.-@/VoidsEmpathy
* {{Small Name Big Ego}} - Eternal Noob is very deceiving, isn't it? ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
** Hmmm, let me get back to you...
* {{Wise Beyond Their Years}} Most definitely ~ @/{{A Stray Bard}}
* {{Unfortunate Names}}, with [[{{Noob}} Eternal Noob]] ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: C'moooon, man. -@/QuarterDollar
* YouMakeMeSic: The way you misspell things on purpose sometimes. - @/PhysicalStamina
* YoungerThanTheyLook: How else could someone 2 years younger than I am be so damn tall? ~ @/{{Landorkus}}
* MoralityKitchenSink. I can't tell. ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* You seem kinda interesting from your vandal posts in the game.-{{Tropers/Wildcard}}

!!What I like:



[[folder: Animation/Comics ]]
* FullmetalAlchemist (Both series)
** My personal favorite anime/manga ever. Also, one of the first series I ever watched. Though the manga is better...
* CardCaptorSakura
** No really...
* Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows
* DeathNote
** A well thought out, meticulously planned dick waving competition. Forget about analyzing its themes and symbolism, and just enjoy the jerk vs dick battle of wits.
* DragonBall
** A good old tale about friendship, fighting, adventure, and ki blasts.
* HaruhiSuzumiya
** (I now know where I can get the books) Mind boggling, intriguing, and surprising
* GakuenAlice
** THEREISAIDIT
* SeitokaiYakuindomo
** defies any kind of modesty there is
* DetectiveConan
** This is the first anime I ever got hooked on.
* SamuraiChamploo: Ironically enough, I love Champloo, but I haven't even ''glanced'' at CowboyBebop...
* CaptainTsubasa
** Followed by this one...
* RurouniKenshin
** See DragonBall for my opinion on this one. Well, minus the ki blasts
* FateStayNight- I was attached to the Studio Deen anime, way back when, so this is more of sentimental value. Yes, I was easily impressed back then...
* MiraiNikki: Same reasons I love Death Note, plus, like it or not, Yuno Gasai is extremely memorable.
* YuYuHakusho
* ChibiMarukoChan
* GeGeGeNoKitaro
* JojosBizarreAdventure: Parts II, V, and IV: Over the top, action packed, and filled with memorable characters.
** Part VII deserves special mention: The two leads are some of my favorite characters in manga, the insanity of the series is still intact, the intrigue and the intense action will keep you on the edge of your seat, and in both the classical and internetz meaning, it really is epic.
* PowerpuffGirls
* PhineasAndFerb
* SpongebobSquarepants 1-3
* FairlyOddParents
* RockosModernLife
* '''CourageTheCowardlyDog'''
* Anything made by WaltDisney, ChuckJones, and {{Hanna-Barbera}} (Last one's more out of admiration, rather than actual quality)
* DextersLaboratory
* PokemonSpecial
* {{Rugrats}}
* TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy
* {{Spiderman}}
* BatMan
* CalvinAndHobbes
* {{Asterix}}
* AdventureTime: Random humor, with surprising attention to detail put in world building and continuity.
* TheSpectacularSpiderman: An amazing show that reminded us of why we love Spiderman. Too bad it ended too soon.
* '{{Gargoyles}}
* Manga/{{Beelzebub}}
* ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}
* TheAmazingWorldOfGumball

[[folder: Video Games ]]
* SuperMarioBros My personal favorite series of all time
** SuperMarioGalaxy in particular is my favorite game ever. Yes, even more than 3 and Galaxy 2.
* The [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Portal]] games
** Creative, funny, haunting. Both of em.
* VideoGame/TeamFortress2
** Crazy shooting blasty multiplayer fun
* VideoGame/{{Fallout}} 1,2, and 3.
** The series that redefined the RPG. Yes, a ''13 year old'' has played the entire trilogy. My favorite in the series has to be 2, for being such a huge improvement from one, and although polarizing, has a sense of humor I can't help but love. [[strike:Goddamn that was written cutely. :3]]
** New Vegas is in a close second.
* ''{{Pokemon}}''
** Holy crap, Nostalgia: the series. What is there to HATE about Pokemon.
* ''{{Megaman}}'' and ''{{Megaman X}}''
** THE 2D SHOOTING SIDESCROLLING KING. Especially 2 and the first X
* ''{{Castlevania}}''
** I am one of the few that prefers the classic series, compared to the MetroidVania ones, despite difficulty as forgiving as a mobster, on a bad day.
* Fancy Pants Adventures
** It's a great flash game. PLAY IT NOW. ESPECIALLY 2.
* {{Punch Out}}
** Both Wii and NES are the most awesome arcade style boxers ever. Also, fukkin hard. I literally gave up on Tyson, and a fighter I forgot in Title Defense.
* DynastyWarriors: I've only played 5 for the PSP, but I don't care. Mindless plowing through a thousand enemies really brightens up a Sunday Morning, let me tell you.
* Every Ed Mcmillen game I've played so far. TimeFcuk, ''SuperMeatBoy'', Aether, ''TheBindingOfIsaac'', and the like.
* KidIcarusUprising: Either you totally love it, or despise it, and even though it took a bit of getting used to, to me, this game's pure fun.
* HotlineMiami: Satisfies my itch for blood and guts, as well as challenge.
* BatmanArkhamCity
* MiamiShark: It's a very short flash game, and you'll probably only replay it a couple of times, but brevity and repetition aside, I have never felt so much joy than those ten minutes I spent playing this and the rest of the series.
* VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines

[[folder: Film ]]
* Say what you will about the stories, but even at its most lackluster, The DisneyAnimatedCanon always provides creative spins of classic tales, and visual delights.
** '''ThePrincessAndTheFrog'''
** WreckItRalph: Not only is it a great, emotional story, 'tis just...an incredibly satisfying watch, especially if you are a fan of video games.
* KungFuPanda and 2
* ''{{Pixar}}'' movies
** ToyStory
** The Incredibles
** MonstersInc
** Everything else
* The SamRaimi Spiderman films'
* ''{{Taken}}'': Liam Neeson vs The French
* BackToTheFuture: Rather shocking, no?
* HarryPotter movies
* {{Shrek}}, for the most part
* PrinceOfEgypt: Dreamworks Animated's greatest film.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Books]]
* ''{{Holes}}''
* TheGiver
* Any kind of book that has the word "history" in it.
* TheCallOfTheWild
* ThePhantomOfTheOpera

[[/folder]]

[[folder: My friends]]
Let it be known that I am not above jumping on the bandwagon, five days after its departure. However, since I pointed it out, that officially makes this folder ironic, ergo, '''BETTER!!!'''

Feel free to add yourself

* @/EgregiousOne
* @/{{Landorkus}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Realization]]
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[[caption-width-right:333:The TRUTH!!!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: '''SPAEAAAAM''']]
* In advance, I apologize if I don't respond to your vandalism. I only do it when I feel like it, unfortunately... ~ Noob

* JustForFun/{{Hello}}. @/{{MrsRatched}}
* SPAMSPAMHAMSPAMSPAMHAM. Haha, you seem pretty nice. Aspies unite!- @/{{Danniiee}}
* Hello. I think we will get along well. I hope so anyway. You seem like a nice guy, and I try to be nice. If I ever annoy you or offend you, just tell me and I'll stop. - @/{{pyr0h1tman8}}
** Don't worry. I get offended on a daily basis.
* OH NOES PYRO ACCIDENTALLY MY SPAM! --@/{{jcruz}}
** Let us put it back again: [[AC:I come from the land of your Forefathers. Soon, very soon, we shall take over the world by serving everyone twice-cooked adobo.]]
** No... Balut is more effective
* '''P****NG INAAAAAAAAAAA.''' ''HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~'' -{{Troper/EPIC}}
* GivingTheSwordToANoob Tvtropes is very powerful... ~{{Troper/mellochan42}}
** We all remember the last time i was given power...
* Hello, fellow Pinoy! -@/{{caduceus}}
** Hello, possible spartan!
* HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE and HIDE YO HUSBANDS - @/JRPictures
** CAUSE HE'S GONNA RAPE EVERYONE Y'ALL
* SPAEAAAAM~ PancticeSquadeCutterback
** Ham
* Have I mentioned that your picture caption is hilarious? Oh wait, I have. --@/SeanMurrayI
** Yes, you did
* NOOOO! I MUST FASTER -@/ShadowBender
** J-J-Jam it in- Saber
* Target aquired...but in the mean time; Coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}
** You had me at "Target"
* Sad pages make me sad. - @/{{Blackadder98}}
** How do happy pages make you feel?
* You need a tropes section for us vandals! SelfDeprecation! There. ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}
** Done, and done
* You're a funny one. And I don't say that about everyone. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** Thanks. I try my best!
* I'm so [[LargeHam HAMMMYY]] it hurts. - @/JRPictures
** Yeah, i agree.
* /vandalism ~@/{{raigakuren}}
** I am stunned. That was the most creative and enthralling piece of literature i have ever read. Now excuse me, as i speculate all the possible meanings.
* Hi. I am @/{{Steventheman}}, I own many things, but yet I don't...Sorry I'm just tired and can't think of anything good.
** Umm...Yeah. Me too
* You should try lurking around and get to know the people before you ask them things. It saves a whole lot of trouble. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** I think it would have spared me a messaging war a while back. Thanks
* I don't think I've given you a proper hello, so I'll get that out of the way. It's nice to meet you. Also, I think I'm supposed to say something witty here. So, um... what's the deal with airline food? - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** Airline food is not that bad. But then again, my idea of a high class meal is a bowl of instant noodles. I have REALLY low standards
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2qImB0sT0 I hope you have nightmares for the rest of the week.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
** I already do, but thanks for your concern.
* Hello. It's high time I stopped in here. --@/{{Premonition45}}
** Hey dude, thanks for stopping by.
* I see you have played the three Fallouts.. You have my respect sir! --@/{{Strelok}}
** I sucked at 1 and 2, but 3 was a cakewalk. Seriously
* @@''[[color:gray:Fight]] [[color:firebrick:fire]] [[color:darkgray:in]] [[color:gray:the]] [[color:lightgray:best]] [[color:white:clothes.]]''@@
** Who are you? And won't the clothes get burned? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*** @@'''''[[color:blue:You]]''' [[color:green:don't want to be]] '''[[color:blue:alone.]]'''''@@
**** That's my deepest fear. I can't stand being alone for too long.
* Unfortunately the markup won't allow it, but imagine I just broke into an elaborate song and dance routine on your page. The song is "With a Little Help from my Friends" by TheBeatles, and the dance is just plain terrible. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** Can't imagine that. Cause i don't know your real face. Or your name. I promise i won't bite. I won't try to create a new world. Now... Tell me your name...
* [--I-I'm vandalising your page...--] [---I-if that's all right with you...?---] - @/{{Deadbeatloser22}}
** Yup. You show me more respect than my friends do.
* Stabs ~@/{{raigakuren}}
** Bleeds.
* I am appalled by all the grammer and seplling mistakes I see here. --@/SeanMurrayI
** Thanks a lot. I owe ya one
* ソッメィエーフィンガー! -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Sorry. I don't speak latin
* BAM! Vandalism. ~@/{{Enzeru}}
** Whee
* I'm in ur Troper Page, vandalizin' it...and stuff. -@/{{allaboutsoul}}
** Yeah, yes you are.
* [[FluffyTheTerrible Hai.]] -@/{{Crayon97}}
** Magandang umaga po.
* Common everypony smile smile smi-le~... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Frown
* [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/11/20/200-ode-to-minions/ Do you remember the piranha plant you roasted in 5-1? And were you there when his family received the news about their son?]] [[@/{{Ailedhoo}} Bowser]]
** Cool. Thanks for the link.
* Aww what's new. Oh I'm 16 and I have a new phone. And I just told you all that because I currently have nothing creative to vandalise with. - @/JRPictures
** Nothing at all.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZD4HqRLCQM Vote for Max!]] @/{{Ailedhoo}}
** No thanks.
* [[SlasherSmile Let's]] [[PsychoticSmirk have fun!]] -@/VoidsEmpathy
** '''NO'''
** Oh? Ready for more? Let's continue. -@/VoidsEmpathy
*** No we aren't. Thus, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHeF73GgrOc this song.]] ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
*** Let's keep it that way.
* I guess I'm vandalizing your page again, and, as usual, I don't have anything meaningful to say. And to make matters worse, I think I've used up every variation of the "I have nothing to say" joke. Except for maybe the one where I admit that I've used up every variation of the gag. Yeah... I'll use that one. Was that too self-referential? - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** LOL, DUNNO
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uwqXS2bf5Y Man, I love this song!]] --@/SeanMurrayI
** Ok... I'll give it a shot.
* You are already pursued by future assassins. Therefore, you're already soon to be dead. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Fine then. I have YOUR PICTURE. Time to call the... wait, that's the number of the whore house.
** Do I really need to remember you I live in space ? Good luck sending cops after me. Or nukes. I'll KillSat your ass. :D ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* DDDUUUUUEEEEEE @/{{InhopelessGuy}}
** REEEEELOCATED.
* Hello. @/{{Steventheman}}
** Hello too!
* DRRRRGGRRRRRGRRR. This incoherent rambling was courtesy of @/JRPictures
** DEEAUUURUUGUUGUGUGUUGUG. Top dat.
* Sprinkles! Sprinkles! ~@/{{PhoenixdaughterAM}}
** Phodam, phoda-I got nothing
* -waves- Hi :D -spraypaints some Eastereggs on the ceiling- ~@/{{Eyefish}}
** Huh? Seems like this page already has been vandalized by me... Oh well, have some Pikachus, my fellow Pokemon fan. -spraypaints some Pikachus to the Eastereggs- ~@/{{Eyefish}}
** I LOVE SPRAYPAINT. Eats easter eg-
* Are you supposed to [[SweetBroAndHellaJeff put jelly on hot gods?]]- @/{{Steventheman}}
** Putting things out of context is fun, isn't it?
* Eh, you seem like an okay guy, bu- ''THE 2D SHOOTING SIDESCROLLING KING. Especially 2 and the first X'' ...you're my new best friend :3 ~ @/{{Light Phaser}}
** Yes, come to me, my sweet...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oSbew6ctns#t=00m10s I'm not]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHYBptXKWtg gonna pay]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOatora0s8o a lot for]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laewPRGDTW4 this muffler!]] --@/SeanMurrayI
* Vandalism ahoy! It reads "Misuki is Awesome." ~@/Misuki
* NOOB SAIBOT. WINS. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7b3bOQ6lY FLAILTALITY.]] --@/{{jcruz}}
* Vandalizing because yes. --@/{{Harpsichord}}
* Tongue is hella hard to spell... --@/MobileLeprechaun
* Well well.. I got nothing. @/JRPictures
* Chelsea won the Champions League because I willed it to happen. You are aware of this, correct? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CObJzbof7bQ I have a psychic llama.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
* I'm afraid there's a contradiction in that statement. ~@/MetaSkipper
* The beat is working. - @/PhysicalStamina
* H3ll0 th3r3. 7h3 f43 s4y h3ll0. - [[@/StolenByFaeries S70l3n 8y F43r13s]]
* [[{{Retsupurae}} I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!]] @/PhysicalStamina
* [[VisibleSilence ...]] - @/PhysicalStamina
* Dear Sir, you have such interesting vandalism. -@/ResetLocksley
* It's late. - A tired @/PhysicalStamina.
* '''HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. YOU WITH THE FACE. C'MERE. I'VE GOT A SECRET.''' [[spoiler:Your daddy is a blender, and your mom is just a washing machine. '''THIS IS A ROBOT RIOT!1!!!11!!1''']] Toodles! ~[[@/{{skyflower}} Some Crazy Ass Vandal]]
* I-I-I-I-I can see... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI89J55wZj8&feature=related electricity...]] - @/PhysicalStamina
* Your backup page account looks more like a laconic version of ''this'' one. Greetings! ~@/AmusedTroperGuy
* DaftPunk. The end. - @/PhysicalStamina
* Kumquat. That is all. ~With love and assorted fruit, {{@/Prometheus136}}.
* I be a vandal!*breaks out spray paint and silly string* {{@/Explosivo25}}
* Vandalism: Loading, Loading, Loading, Loading, Completed @/{{Classifiedzerogoki}}
* You best be keepin your gorram mouth shut, or I think we're going to be having a problem, and I don't want none of that! ~[[@/{{skyflower}} Captain Mal- er, skyflower]]
* Kirby,cute marshmellow or pink sociopath?-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans When there's trouble, you know who to call...]] [[@/{{Landorkus}} LANDORKUS!]]
** GHOSTBUSTERS!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89XE4RPs__c I give you the gift of Wolfgang Gartner.]] --[[@/{{Tre}} You're welcome. :P]]
* Nanogatse!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* OM NOM NOM: The worst thing to think of when reading ShingekiNoKyojin. - @/{{Landorkus}}
* Panties,eggs,capes and Mario...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* -prod prod- ~@/{{SlendidSuit}}
* Maayong gabii! - @/{{redrosary}}
* Infinity...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Beyond...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* @/SBaneN appeared! @/SBaneN vandalized the page! It's super effective! @/SBaneN explodes!
* Feel fresh, peasant. @/WendytheCreeper
* Salamat sa pagbisita dun sa troper page ko. Hahah. @/{{Unprettier}}
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iCCDAEwQ5k Sorry for quoting a cheesy Taylor Swift song]]. :P Hehe. At least I wrote on your wall now. ~ [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Jinny]]
* WHERE IS MY CARROOOOOOOOOT [[spoiler:I don't actually like carrots]] ~@/{{Bunnie}}
* Be my first vandalism dedicated to you. Appreciate it! ~ @/{{Montmorencey}}
** THIS IS IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT I AME PERFCET
* And you must be Jonathan Joestar! ~@/{{danna45}}
** I heard your parents are dead!
* Welcome to the light world.-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Vandalized. Now, excuse me, I have to get back to study. - @/{{Quag15}}
* Where's the trigger!?!?! -- @/{{Boxen}}
* I have a question for you: [[HotlineMiami Do you like hurting people]]? @/ArmoredFury
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That is the best part of the game.]]
* Vandalism - {{Tropers/Porschelemans}}
* Ohaio, genki desu ka, [[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Partner in Science]]? --@/EarlOfSandvich
* Gun. Gun. Gungun. Gunning two times. Symmetry is awesome! - @/{{Landorkus}}
* Target marked. Move along. - @/MaxwellDaring
* I activate the Troper Card, Vandalize! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947V6vH6NB4 The Forgotten Challenge]] has begun... - @/SBaneN
* Good day, pal! I hope you're having a nice day! Here, have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHEOutIiHrA some awesomeness]]. - @/VPhantom
* -slams the vandalism page with a steamroller- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! - [[@/EarlOfSandvich Dio Brando]]
* You have been vandalized with a not-so-random comment... - @/SBaneN
* It seems I haven't vandalized you get...There. I fixed it. -@/MurkyMuse
* Don't worry about it ''DarthWiki/FilmSchool'' isn't that melodramatic, it's quite funny. ;D - @/JRPictures
* bla bla bla bla bla bla bla - [[@/ThatHuman bla bla bla]]
* Death to all that oppose me!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
** And a hollow, lifeless existence to those who don't.
* Ojai Noobie,anyway hows your troper laeyfe -Tropers/{{terlwyth}}
* "Jaeger" means "hunter" in German. There is [[AttackOnTitan no coincidence]] with the naming. - [[@/{{Landorkus}} The One who Is Making An Eren Plush]]
* Vandalized again. Without randomness. Regardless, who knows... - @/SBaneN
* [[http://doodleordie.com/c/EipCX_KJM5#16 Why I ever crossed Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt with Doctor Who is a mystery.]] - @/{{Landorkus}}
[[/folder]]

Cricket

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[[caption-width-right:250:The game that revolutionized the industry]]



->''"...Oh, noob. How you amuse me so."''
-->-- '''@/{{Litemi}}'''




Guess who!

Once apon a time, there was a fat, genre savvy 12 year old with a normal boring life. Then, one of his friends recommended TV Tropes, a website that cited the conventions other works used. The result was... not that different, really. He just ended up opening more tabs, is all.

Meet the Eternal Noob. I have low self esteem, middling amounts of self-control, and high amounts of fat. I make a lot of mistakes, have a lot to learn about, and I constantly screw up. But it could always be worse, so lets move on.

Currently one of the youngest contributors (starting at age 12, that is) in the entire site, and as far as I know, heterosexual.

Just in case I fuck up, big time, I have a spare account in the form of @/{{mrsunshinesprinkles}}


[[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mineooooh_6828.jpg For future killers to know their target.]]

And let it be known that Anonymous Person has complete control over my page, so what I say here might not be what I'm really saying...
!!The rest of the page






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[[folder:This water sack contains the following:]]

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* AspergersSyndrome
** I have most of the symptoms.
* BerserkButton
** Being called brain-damaged.
** Using religion as a fetish
** those who wreak of hubris.
** Child-haters, weirdly enough.
* BigFun
* ButtMonkey
** I do not want to complain, but i HAD to put this
* CatchPhrase? HA
** Sort of forgoed...err, forwent(?) that one. My catchphrase now is "fuckin' 'ell".
* CovertPervert
** I have had my moments.
* DeadpanSnarker
** Lets face it, everyone who goes to this freaking site is this, one way, or the other.
* GuiltyPleasures
** I'm 14. I'm not that picky. That being said, some of the stuff I enjoy makes me ashamed of myself.
* HiddenDepths
** I will mention this once, and once only. I am nice on the outside, but I have an inside that is twisted in several ways.
* HypoCrite
** Despite claiming to hate romantic stories, I read them when I have the chance...
*** In my opinion, [[FullmetalAlchemist Envy]] is an irredeemable bastard, and yet one of my favorite characters is King Bradley. Yeah, the guy who commited mass genocide...
* NightmareFuel
** The sight of a spoiled child throwing a tantrum unnerves me, simply because it makes me worry about what's in store for his/her future. I am weird.
* NoseBleed
** Nah, not what it sounds like. I get nosebleeds ALL THE TIME, and it's either due to the heat of this god-forsaken nation, or due to some horrific injury.
* OldShame
** Several. I'll just leave it at that.
* SelfDeprecation: It keeps me grounded.
* {{Wangst}}
** I've had my moments.
* WideEyedIdealist
** I believe that everyone has good in them, and that the world is something worth seeing. Most of the time.
* WouldHitAGirl
** Yeah. If you piss me off, I will hit you, regardless of sex.
* YoungerThanTheyLook
** I might be fat, and tall, but I have the face of a 6 year old

[[/folder]]

[[folder:What anonymous person think of Noob and what he supposedly likes]]
* He's really weird.
** Which, in turn, made him cool.
** AdorablyPrecociousChild...can I hug you now, Noob? [[hottip:x:This is a joke. Of course he's not a kid, not like a kid, in fact.]]
* [[{{Tsundere}} He's an idiot when it comes to...something.]]
* [[{{DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}} Pooping out fiery poop from eating Chipotle.]]
* Likes eggs.
* K-pop. He loves K-Pop, specifically [=2NE1=]'s Fire.
** ''Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.''
* Lollipops. ''Chicken'' lollipops.
** Because chicken lollipops are badass meat.
* Dora's cousin.
* Likes being cool, or acting cool.
** And ''feeling smart.''
* The name Patrick. It's such an intelligent-sounding name.
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* Nice tropers.
* Is ''mayabang'' himself, because I said so.
** But he's not really that haughty. Just a little, tiny, tiny, tiny bit so.
* Likes being bugged endlessly by [[strike:annonymous]] anonymous troper. Poor Noob.
** [[{{DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}} Anonymous troper being anonymous, of course.]]
** [[{{RunningGag}} Or anonymous troper not being anonymous?]]
*** [[{{RunningGag}} Anonymous person not talking to anonymous troper, who it is, anonymous person didn't want to reveal because of TMI.]]
*** [[{{RunningGag}} Letting anonymous person do what anonymous person wants to do.]]
*** [[spoiler:Likes anonymous troper ''it''self, being an ebil eighteen year old, of course.]]
*** [---[[spoiler:For the sake of confusion, anonymous troper ''is'' anonymous person's androgynous ebil twin. Anonymous person is a '''[REDACTED]''']]---]
*** [---Letting annonymous person use his account to ruin his rep, giving out cupcakes, hugs and advice~---]
*** [---This is the closest you'd get from knowing who Anonymous Person is. >:|---]
*** [----Anonymous person prohibits you to click the Hist--shot.----]
* Nobody hates fried chicken! Ever!
** Loves [[{{FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends}} Cheese]] and Doritos.
** Abusing Sacha. [[hottip:Disclaimer:Don't worry, no phone is harmed by this evil troper. '''''Yet.''''']]
* Wants to marry Willie Revillame
** '''Totally wants to start a large family with Voldemort.'''
* [[{{RunningGag}} Eggs.]]
* A messed up Troper page.
** But not to the level of [[Tropers/{{Higginbid}} Higgs]]. Higgs' page is so cool.
* Gay people, specifically yaoi and yuri.
** Futanari.
* Being the confidant. He likes listening and being there for friends, even when he had a lot to do.
** That, or he has loads of free time.
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* Bunnies. Nobody hates bunnies, ever.
** And apples. Nobody hates apples.
** Likes potato dishes of all kinds, such as mashed potatoes [[spoiler:with gravy, of course!]], wedges, fries and chips.
* Going to the Church of Happyology and following hedonistic pursuits. [[note]] On a serious note, it's actually a good philosophy, doing stuff that makes you happy. [[/note]]
* Making unintended typos and innuendos.
** And rhyming stuff to the level of Dr. Seuss.
* {{Hiyokoi}}. Because, ''she's cute!''
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* Waking up [[strike:early]] in the morning, feeling like P.Diddy.
** And not getting wasted. [[strike:Who the heck likes getting wasted?]]
* High School Musical~
** '''''She wants fabulous,'''''
** '''''That is her simple request,'''''
** '''''All things fabulous,'''''
** '''''Bigger and better and best,'''''
** '''''She needs something inspiring to help her get along,'''''
** '''''She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?'''''
*** This is totally not representing your love of Jojo...''Nope, not at all!''
* And. Um. Eggs.
** Sunny side up and omelettes.
*** And tapa. Who ''hates'' garlic tapa? No one! [---Except vegetarians.---]
*** And garlic rice of course! Nobody could ever hate garlic rice!
* Rice being ebil.
** Stand up to the evil Rice Lord.
* Specifically loves episode 4-8 of Kimi ni Todoke. [[hottip:x:Specifically focused on friendships and relationships. Made me cry.]]
** Would totally read the manga, right, right, right? Please. [[hottip:DISCLAIMER:He's quite...shy himself despite seemingly a jerk. So, if you're his friend, talk to him first. He'd appreciate it.]]
* [[http://meryujinu.deviantart.com/art/Battle-Panties-191606461 Battle Panties]].
** Likes [[{{Persona4}} Yukiko and Rise]].
* LaPucelle! Who hates La Pucelle? If you hate La Pucelle, you're heartless!
** Don't get me started with {{Disgaea}}...
* He likes Taylor Swift, of course! Because she's so adorable, isn't she!?! >:3
* Boy bands. He's obsessed with boy bands.
** One Direction, specifically. And Jonas Brothers. And Back Street Boys.
*** Does Daughtry and Linkin Park count?
* Loves AmericanIdol!
** Adam Lambert.
** David Archuleta
*** And Jessica Sanchez, of course!!! [---For the sole reason of her being Filipino!---]
* Being a pop-cultured bad-ass!
* Likes Paramore.
* Randomness.
* Likes '''Pretentious Sky Cat''' and '''Bunnie''' as his favorite tropers! [---Because, anonymous person said so!---]
* Going to school, being a good boy to his parents and especially [[strike:her]] his momma.
** On a serious note, yes. He really is. [----Which is really cute.----]
* YouAreNotAlone [[{{GurrenLagann}} Believe in me, who believes in you, and believe in yourself in which who we believe in.]]
** That's why we (your friends) existed for, right? To remind that we believe in you.
** [[{{JokingMode}} -waves little white flag saying FUCKING GIVE UP ALREADY MORON!-]] >:3
** Goodluck!
* And, this page being updated.
* So, what does anonymous person think of Noob?
** Honestly, anonymous person finds him awesome regardless of all the insults and degrading assumptions along the way. >:3
* And last but not least, anonymous person seems to forget something I like to call "edit history". Don't click on it dear reader, though, cause you'll ruin the fun. :P ~ @/{{eternal noob}}
[[/folder]]
[[folder: So, what do you guys think of me?]]

* {{The Face}} ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* {{Hidden Villain}} ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
* {{Acrofatic}}: I imagine you doing Le Parkour while being somewhat chubby. ~{{@/ATC}}
** I approve! XD ~ [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Hachi]]
* {{Adorkable}} - Cool nerd in training, judging by the photo. -- @/{{Bisected8}}
** Huh.
* AllMenArePerverts: [[JokingMode You disgust me Noob. DIS-GUST.]] ~[[@/{{skyflower}} skarmory]]
* BewareTheNiceOnes: You did say you were twisted on the inside. - @/{{Mort08}}
* ClassicalAntiHero -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Hmm...
* CloudCuckooLander - @/{{lolacat}}
** Exactly. Kinda crazy inside, and out
* CousinOliver: 13, yeah? - @/PhysicalStamina
* DeathSeeker: "For future killers to know their target" -- @/{{Belfagor}}
** There is some truth in tha-I mean that's absurd! I'm just being considerate, is all.
* {{Doppelganger}}/{{Good Twin}}: We seem somewhat similar, so I'm just guessing. also, you seem like a better person than I am. -@/{{Passerby}}
* {{Eagleland}} -- Your shirt and jeans suggest a positive type 2.
** I'm from the Philippines, and how is type 2 positive?
* EverythingsWorseWithBears: That picture of ping-pong playing bears will first defeat even the mightiest of human ping-pong players, then kill us all. -- @/{{Balmung}}
* [[GenkiGirl Genki Guy]]: Well, you're pretty excitable. @/{{Inhopelessguy}}
** '''NOOFCOURSENOTIMCOMPLETELYCONTROLOFMYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''
** And I think you mean {{Keet}}
* {{Geek}}: Well, you are a male Troper, after all. -- @/{{Belfagor}}
** Bulls-eye.
** You get 5/5 in the pointing out the obvious scale. Even more, cause I CAN'T believe I missed that
* GentleGiant: You seem rather kind to me, eternal. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
* HiddenHeartOfGold: Underneath the {{Nerd}} appearance? Maybe. --@/{{Belfagor}}
* HollywoodNerd: I'm guessing @/{{mellochan42}}
** And you completely missed.
* HollywoodPudgy: You don't look that fat. You ran into Wrestling/ScottSteiner, didn't you? ~@/BlakeDiamond
* {{Immortality}}: Maybe. Are you eternal as your Troper name suggests? - @/{{Belfagor}}
** I wish.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: You may be an asshole who's into Phineas and Ferb heresy, but you're a ''nice'' asshole who's into Phineas and Ferb heresy. At least you had the courtesy to try and burn yourself! ~ @/{{skyflower}} [[strike:-thumbs up-]]
* {{Keet}} --@/{{Belfagor}}
* NerdGlasses --@/{{Belfagor}}
* NiceGuy: You definetly seem like one.
* NiceHat -@/{{VanishingReality}}
** I don't wear hats that often. It's just that the picture there had me wearing one.
* NonindicativeName: You don't seem like a n00b to me. Also, nothing is eternal. ~@/{{Balmung}}
* OneOfUs: Both a troper, a geek...And a member of the close circle of sentient beings that consider text as a picture. There's the whole insanity thing, too. Well, I guess. You'd think experience would help to know, but nope. That's strange, isn't it ? Whoa! That comment is long, for no reason at all! ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** All of us are OneOfUs in Tv Tropes. That's the truth Frenchie.
* OlderThanTheyLook: You're taller than me, and you're three years younger than I am. [[spoiler:/bitterbitterbitterbitter]] -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Yeah, in fact, the usual reaction I get when I tell someone my age is "oy! susmariojose..."
* PungeonMaster ... @/{{Enzeru}}
** Wow, that's a good description of myself
* {{Otaku}}: Judging from how many anime you like.
* {{Irony}}:You're not a noob are you?
* {{Retcon}}: A WideEyedIdealist that leans on the cynical side of SlidingScaleOfIdealismVsCynicism? A bit weird, no? - @/{{Teraus}}
** Yes. Yes it is.
* SelfDeprecation There. ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}
** Got me there. Not trying to complain tho, just my style of comedy. Sometimes, however...
* ShamelessSelfPromotion: I get this impression sometimes. @/{{Belfagor}}
** I SECOND THAT -eternal Noob
* {{The Smart Guy}}: your gallery says it. ~ @/{{paradisedj32}}
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVsCynicism: You're on the cynical side, I'd say. - @/{{Mort08}}
** Yup.
* TagalongKid: No offense^^ You're the youngest member of the Forum Games clique, as far as I know. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** What about king nerd?
** ...Damn, I always forget this guy xD Well, that makes 2 TagalongKid :p ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* TheMario - Complete with a VisualPun in your forum avatar. -@/{{Bisected8}}
* TheNapoleon - I am geting that feeling from you @/{{Tenzen12}}
** I'm 5 feet 9, and I don't mind being called short.
* TheSnarkKnight: Possibly. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
** Yeah, real creative there.
* TradeMarkFavoriteFood: Pie. -@/{{Enkufka}}
** I just like saying it. I love pie, but It's not my FAVORITE food.
* {{Troll}}: Judging by your current avatar, your knowledge of Flame wars is a bit too high for the average Joe... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Hyuk hyuk huyk
* {{Troperiffic}}: Just look at your current signature: "[[FourGirlEnsemble 4 girl ensemble]] {{moe}} {{kawaii}} uguu deska nee {{anime}}? Sign me in!" --@/{{Belfagor}}
* [[SugarWiki/TVTropesEnhancedMyLife TV Tropes Enhanced]] / [[DarthWiki/TVTropesRuinedYourLife Ruined Your Life]]: I would say the jury is still out on that one. You still have an entire life ahead of you to enhance or ruin. --@/ElectrumZephyr
* WhatYouAreInTheDark: The Darkness that lies within-@/VoidsEmpathy
** You don't wanna know. [[strike:I SECOND THIS!]]
* [[{{Self-referentialHumor}} Funny]] ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
** Woot.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: A possible reason to be a DeathSeeker.-@/VoidsEmpathy
* {{Small Name Big Ego}} - Eternal Noob is very deceiving, isn't it? ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
** Hmmm, let me get back to you...
* {{Wise Beyond Their Years}} Most definitely ~ @/{{A Stray Bard}}
* {{Unfortunate Names}}, with [[{{Noob}} Eternal Noob]] ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: C'moooon, man. -@/QuarterDollar
* YouMakeMeSic: The way you misspell things on purpose sometimes. - @/PhysicalStamina
* YoungerThanTheyLook: How else could someone 2 years younger than I am be so damn tall? ~ @/{{Landorkus}}
* MoralityKitchenSink. I can't tell. ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* You seem kinda interesting from your vandal posts in the game.-{{Tropers/Wildcard}}
[[/folder]]

!!What I like:



[[folder: Animation/Comics ]]
* FullmetalAlchemist (Both series)
** My personal favorite anime/manga ever. Also, one of the first series I ever watched. Though the manga is better...
* CardCaptorSakura
** No really...
* Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows
* DeathNote
** A well thought out, meticulously planned dick waving competition. Forget about analyzing its themes and symbolism, and just enjoy the jerk vs dick battle of wits.
* DragonBall
** A good old tale about friendship, fighting, adventure, and ki blasts.
* HaruhiSuzumiya
** (I now know where I can get the books) Mind boggling, intriguing, and surprising
* GakuenAlice
** THEREISAIDIT
* SeitokaiYakuindomo
** defies any kind of modesty there is
* DetectiveConan
** This is the first anime I ever got hooked on.
* SamuraiChamploo: Ironically enough, I love Champloo, but I haven't even ''glanced'' at CowboyBebop...
* CaptainTsubasa
** Followed by this one...
* RurouniKenshin
** See DragonBall for my opinion on this one. Well, minus the ki blasts
* FateStayNight- I was attached to the Studio Deen anime, way back when, so this is more of sentimental value. Yes, I was easily impressed back then...
* MiraiNikki: Same reasons I love Death Note, plus, like it or not, Yuno Gasai is extremely memorable.
* YuYuHakusho
* ChibiMarukoChan
* GeGeGeNoKitaro
* JojosBizarreAdventure: Parts II, V, and IV: Over the top, action packed, and filled with memorable characters.
** Part VII deserves special mention: The two leads are some of my favorite characters in manga, the insanity of the series is still intact, the intrigue and the intense action will keep you on the edge of your seat, and in both the classical and internetz meaning, it really is epic.
* PowerpuffGirls
* PhineasAndFerb
* SpongebobSquarepants 1-3
* FairlyOddParents
* RockosModernLife
* '''CourageTheCowardlyDog'''
* Anything made by WaltDisney, ChuckJones, and {{Hanna-Barbera}} (Last one's more out of admiration, rather than actual quality)
* DextersLaboratory
* PokemonSpecial
* {{Rugrats}}
* TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy
* {{Spiderman}}
* BatMan
* CalvinAndHobbes
* {{Asterix}}
* AdventureTime: Random humor, with surprising attention to detail put in world building and continuity.
* TheSpectacularSpiderman: An amazing show that reminded us of why we love Spiderman. Too bad it ended too soon.
* '{{Gargoyles}}
* Manga/{{Beelzebub}}
* ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}
* TheAmazingWorldOfGumball
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games ]]
* SuperMarioBros My personal favorite series of all time
** SuperMarioGalaxy in particular is my favorite game ever. Yes, even more than 3 and Galaxy 2.
* The [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Portal]] games
** Creative, funny, haunting. Both of em.
* VideoGame/TeamFortress2
** Crazy shooting blasty multiplayer fun
* VideoGame/{{Fallout}} 1,2, and 3.
** The series that redefined the RPG. Yes, a ''13 year old'' has played the entire trilogy. My favorite in the series has to be 2, for being such a huge improvement from one, and although polarizing, has a sense of humor I can't help but love. [[strike:Goddamn that was written cutely. :3]]
** New Vegas is in a close second.
* ''{{Pokemon}}''
** Holy crap, Nostalgia: the series. What is there to HATE about Pokemon.
* ''{{Megaman}}'' and ''{{Megaman X}}''
** THE 2D SHOOTING SIDESCROLLING KING. Especially 2 and the first X
* ''{{Castlevania}}''
** I am one of the few that prefers the classic series, compared to the MetroidVania ones, despite difficulty as forgiving as a mobster, on a bad day.
* Fancy Pants Adventures
** It's a great flash game. PLAY IT NOW. ESPECIALLY 2.
* {{Punch Out}}
** Both Wii and NES are the most awesome arcade style boxers ever. Also, fukkin hard. I literally gave up on Tyson, and a fighter I forgot in Title Defense.
* DynastyWarriors: I've only played 5 for the PSP, but I don't care. Mindless plowing through a thousand enemies really brightens up a Sunday Morning, let me tell you.
* Every Ed Mcmillen game I've played so far. TimeFcuk, ''SuperMeatBoy'', Aether, ''TheBindingOfIsaac'', and the like.
* KidIcarusUprising: Either you totally love it, or despise it, and even though it took a bit of getting used to, to me, this game's pure fun.
* HotlineMiami: Satisfies my itch for blood and guts, as well as challenge.
* BatmanArkhamCity
* MiamiShark: It's a very short flash game, and you'll probably only replay it a couple of times, but brevity and repetition aside, I have never felt so much joy than those ten minutes I spent playing this and the rest of the series.
* VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines
[[/folder]]


[[folder: Film ]]
* Say what you will about the stories, but even at its most lackluster, The DisneyAnimatedCanon always provides creative spins of classic tales, and visual delights.
** '''ThePrincessAndTheFrog'''
** WreckItRalph: Not only is it a great, emotional story, 'tis just...an incredibly satisfying watch, especially if you are a fan of video games.
* KungFuPanda and 2
* ''{{Pixar}}'' movies
** ToyStory
** The Incredibles
** MonstersInc
** Everything else
* The SamRaimi Spiderman films'
* ''{{Taken}}'': Liam Neeson vs The French
* BackToTheFuture: Rather shocking, no?
* HarryPotter movies
* {{Shrek}}, for the most part
* PrinceOfEgypt: Dreamworks Animated's greatest film.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Books]]
* ''{{Holes}}''
* TheGiver
* Any kind of book that has the word "history" in it.
* TheCallOfTheWild
* ThePhantomOfTheOpera

[[/folder]]


[[folder: Web Originals]]

* {{Smosh}}: Funny and nonsensical.
* {{Chuggaaconroy}}: The best LPer of all time. Really knows a game inside out, before [=LPing=] it.
* ZeroPunctuation: Cynical, honest, and [=LOL=].
* BrokenSaints
* {{Xin}}-
* ThereSheIs
* Gigguk: An anime reviewer. Needs more love, to me at least.
* Uprgade Complete
* HarryPartridge
* [[JokingMode Videos where people get hurt]]
* Egoraptor
* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses: One of the billions of fans on the site, though really, these days I only follow JesuOtaku and ToddInTheShadows
* PennyArcade
* SuperEffective: I actually prefer it to VG Cats.
[[/folder]]

!!Misc. bullshit:

[[folder: RPs i have made.]]
* The Fallen Angels/ A second chance
** Dead. Thank you.
* A Game of Fools.
** Even deader.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Me In A Ruurpagurr]]
* Got This Idea from Mokona Zero, and decided that I wanted to do it too.
!!'''Eternal Noob's stats:'''
* '''Lvl:''' 14
* '''HP:''' 90/90 (Currently)
* '''Class:''' Load
* '''Physical Attack:''' 140/200
* '''Physical Defense:''' 100/200
* '''Magic Attack:''' 45/200
* '''Magical Defense:''' 20/200
* '''Speed:''' 30/200
* '''Elemental Affinity:''' Lightning (It is fast, and makes running away easier)/Water
* '''Social Skills:''' 150/200
* '''Default Weapon:''' Butter Knife
* '''Possible Weapons:''' Broken Bottle, Plastic Bag, Fists
* '''Default Shield:''' [[DirtyCoward The bodies of fallen party members]]
* '''Willpower:''' -10/200
!!Eternal Noob's status effects
* ''"Apathy"'': The target becomes disinterested with everything in general. Vulnerable for 5 turns.
* ''"Tears"'': Eternal Noob's tears flood the battle field for 4 turns, once his health reaches 10%. 25% percent chance of slipping for everyone, including part members.
!!Eternal Noob's Spells/Special Attacks/Cheap Tricks
* '''"A Pony"''': Eternal Noob points and shouts "A PONY". Everyone is distracted for a turn, including party members.
* '''"Your Mom"''' Eternal Noob makes a Dirty Joke. The weight/Humor Of the joke all depends on chance.
** '''Humor Rating 1''': No One Is Affected
** '''HR 2''': Everyone wets their pants laughing. -1 damage for 9 turns.
** '''HR 3''': Joke hurts everyone's feelings, including party members, and Eternal Noob Himself. -15 damage for everyone, for 5 turns.
* '''"THE NUTS!!!"''': Eternal Noob advises all party members to hit them in the sensitives. +17 Critical Chance for the rest of the battle, [[TooAwesomeToUse But Noob faints, due to herniating his lungs]].
** If a character possesses at least 100 guts, or 150 Sadism, he may throw herniated lungs at enemies. The effects are either:
*** '''KABEWM''': The lungs explode, damaging all enemies.
*** '''...Ugh''': Enemies without 160 Guts will be afflicted with "disgust".
* '''Make Love, Not War''': Noob attempts to solve things peacefully. 1% chance of enemy peacefully backing away, and healing all party members, but 99% percent chance of increasing enemy's critical chance.

[[/folder]]


[[folder: Real name you ask? well its]] [[strike:Paulo Diego. Redacted because I'm ebil.]] Not telling you my surname, though.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: My concepts]]

* Argos. A country with rich diversity in ethnicity, flora, fauna, and culture. It was once thought of as a paradise, merging the old with the new. But something happened. Cases of corruption have surfaced, and many have been pleaded guilty. Crime rates surged, and the country soon experienced bankruptcy. The people have started revolting, and the chaos has reached a grand scale. The main hero is Dan [[spoiler: full name: Daniel Thornton]]. A gunslinger, and a knife nut, who is hated by the majority of the country. For years, he has been the lowest end of the crap stick. Not only is he wanted, but his name is connected to a vast amount of conspiracies. And the crimes that he is blamed for sound very inhumane and monstrous. Despite his horrible life, and the fact that the exit is just right there, he only has one goal in mind, and that is to kill one single child. Yes, in a world where an entire country has been forsaken, that is what he has in mind. To kill a child. He will not rest until the child dies, and there is no logical explanation. But many things impede his progress. The high bounty on his head, his only companion (She likes children) and a strange creature with rusted swords. But why is he doing this? What is his motivation? What is the true nature of Dan?

* One morning, two college guys bring their questionably acquired magical talking Sea Bass, and go out fishing at a nearby river, cause there's fuck all else to do. Soon, a magical meteor, the size of a thimble, tears through one of their arms like a fucking steamroller through a gingerbread house, and he starts literally bleeding fountains. After his near death experience, which is played for laughs, a [=UFO=] conveniently falls from the sky, gives him a convenient orb, that turns into an arm made of pure energy, that tears through other things, and turns him 12 years younger. Now, with every military organization wanting his destructive power, he decides to have an adventure to save himself from an inevitable ass-kicking, and teams up with several members of supernatural races and organizations(All of them, cute girls, much to his Lolicon of a friend's delight), and tackle a sinister plot. This is supposed to be a parody of a [=JRPG=], with dating sim mechanics not taken seriously, and a sense of humor that can get dark at times. Oh, and an overaching story line, and a myth arc, but who cares 'bout that?

* A group of 5 friends, all boys, decide to walk in the forests, cause of a random glowing light. Soon, a mystical wizard casts a gender bender spell, that turns four of them into girls, and the other one survived, cause he practices dodge rolls, in martial arts lessons. Now, you must either turn them all back into guys, and solve their personal problems, charm one of them, and convince one of them to stay as a lady, and ******** her ******, or you can convince all of them to help their personal problems, and ********** all of their *******. Also, you can charm one of them, and turn her back into a guy, so you can *****@*$$$ his #$(%(@(#@). Actually, it's not a good idea, even to me, but still. Oh the irony. AmeNochiHare did this first. Yey, I'm not so twisted after all.
** WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ. IT'S SO TWISTED! CONTINUE THIS! I LOVE THIS. >:3

* A chef, given a pogo stick for his birthday, accidentally finds himself in a world where food is Serious Business, and the right combinations give you powers, while the wrong ones just explode. Now that a demon critic is destroying the feelings of chefs there, oh, and terrorizing the entire world, the chef must now take his pogo stick, and gather the mystical 7 pieces of cake from the five-star restaurants to end the critic's tyranny. [[strike:...Dragonball parody, anyone?]]

* A comic that focuses on a police force, composed of racial stereotypes, that is forced to deal with a superhero-like rouges gallery. They must use their wits, guns, skills, and guns to deal with the spandex wearing psychos that populate the city.



[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pages I have greatly contributed to]]

BakaToTestToShoukanjuu's character page. I supplied all the pictures, and let me just say that it was more irritating than any fetch quest ever devised.

ZeroPunctuation. I added folders. I like folders.

Mini contributions to other series pages I constantly visit.

[[CaptainObvious The troper page of Eternal Noob.]]

JojosBizarreAdventure: A bit of clean up, with the magic of paraphrasing, and abbreviation.

[[/folder]]


[[folder: My friends]]
Let it be known that I am not above jumping on the bandwagon, five days after its departure. However, since I pointed it out, that officially makes this folder ironic, ergo, '''BETTER!!!'''

Feel free to add yourself

* @/EgregiousOne
* @/{{Landorkus}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Realization]]
[[quoteright:333:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/DDDDD_6001.png]]
[[caption-width-right:333:The TRUTH!!!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: '''SPAEAAAAM''']]
* In advance, I apologize if I don't respond to your vandalism. I only do it when I feel like it, unfortunately... ~ Noob

* JustForFun/{{Hello}}. @/{{MrsRatched}}
* SPAMSPAMHAMSPAMSPAMHAM. Haha, you seem pretty nice. Aspies unite!- @/{{Danniiee}}
* Hello. I think we will get along well. I hope so anyway. You seem like a nice guy, and I try to be nice. If I ever annoy you or offend you, just tell me and I'll stop. - @/{{pyr0h1tman8}}
** Don't worry. I get offended on a daily basis.
* OH NOES PYRO ACCIDENTALLY MY SPAM! --@/{{jcruz}}
** Let us put it back again: [[AC:I come from the land of your Forefathers. Soon, very soon, we shall take over the world by serving everyone twice-cooked adobo.]]
** No... Balut is more effective
* '''P****NG INAAAAAAAAAAA.''' ''HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~'' -{{Troper/EPIC}}
* GivingTheSwordToANoob Tvtropes is very powerful... ~{{Troper/mellochan42}}
** We all remember the last time i was given power...
* Hello, fellow Pinoy! -@/{{caduceus}}
** Hello, possible spartan!
* HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE and HIDE YO HUSBANDS - @/JRPictures
** CAUSE HE'S GONNA RAPE EVERYONE Y'ALL
* SPAEAAAAM~ PancticeSquadeCutterback
** Ham
* Have I mentioned that your picture caption is hilarious? Oh wait, I have. --@/SeanMurrayI
** Yes, you did
* NOOOO! I MUST FASTER -@/ShadowBender
** J-J-Jam it in- Saber
* Target aquired...but in the mean time; Coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}
** You had me at "Target"
* Sad pages make me sad. - @/{{Blackadder98}}
** How do happy pages make you feel?
* You need a tropes section for us vandals! SelfDeprecation! There. ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}
** Done, and done
* You're a funny one. And I don't say that about everyone. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** Thanks. I try my best!
* I'm so [[LargeHam HAMMMYY]] it hurts. - @/JRPictures
** Yeah, i agree.
* /vandalism ~@/{{raigakuren}}
** I am stunned. That was the most creative and enthralling piece of literature i have ever read. Now excuse me, as i speculate all the possible meanings.
* Hi. I am @/{{Steventheman}}, I own many things, but yet I don't...Sorry I'm just tired and can't think of anything good.
** Umm...Yeah. Me too
* You should try lurking around and get to know the people before you ask them things. It saves a whole lot of trouble. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** I think it would have spared me a messaging war a while back. Thanks
* I don't think I've given you a proper hello, so I'll get that out of the way. It's nice to meet you. Also, I think I'm supposed to say something witty here. So, um... what's the deal with airline food? - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** Airline food is not that bad. But then again, my idea of a high class meal is a bowl of instant noodles. I have REALLY low standards
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2qImB0sT0 I hope you have nightmares for the rest of the week.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
** I already do, but thanks for your concern.
* Hello. It's high time I stopped in here. --@/{{Premonition45}}
** Hey dude, thanks for stopping by.
* I see you have played the three Fallouts.. You have my respect sir! --@/{{Strelok}}
** I sucked at 1 and 2, but 3 was a cakewalk. Seriously
* @@''[[color:gray:Fight]] [[color:firebrick:fire]] [[color:darkgray:in]] [[color:gray:the]] [[color:lightgray:best]] [[color:white:clothes.]]''@@
** Who are you? And won't the clothes get burned? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*** @@'''''[[color:blue:You]]''' [[color:green:don't want to be]] '''[[color:blue:alone.]]'''''@@
**** That's my deepest fear. I can't stand being alone for too long.
* Unfortunately the markup won't allow it, but imagine I just broke into an elaborate song and dance routine on your page. The song is "With a Little Help from my Friends" by TheBeatles, and the dance is just plain terrible. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** Can't imagine that. Cause i don't know your real face. Or your name. I promise i won't bite. I won't try to create a new world. Now... Tell me your name...
* [--I-I'm vandalising your page...--] [---I-if that's all right with you...?---] - @/{{Deadbeatloser22}}
** Yup. You show me more respect than my friends do.
* Stabs ~@/{{raigakuren}}
** Bleeds.
* I am appalled by all the grammer and seplling mistakes I see here. --@/SeanMurrayI
** Thanks a lot. I owe ya one
* ソッメィエーフィンガー! -- @/LiberatedLiberater
** Sorry. I don't speak latin
* BAM! Vandalism. ~@/{{Enzeru}}
** Whee
* I'm in ur Troper Page, vandalizin' it...and stuff. -@/{{allaboutsoul}}
** Yeah, yes you are.
* [[FluffyTheTerrible Hai.]] -@/{{Crayon97}}
** Magandang umaga po.
* Common everypony smile smile smi-le~... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Frown
* [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/11/20/200-ode-to-minions/ Do you remember the piranha plant you roasted in 5-1? And were you there when his family received the news about their son?]] [[@/{{Ailedhoo}} Bowser]]
** Cool. Thanks for the link.
* Aww what's new. Oh I'm 16 and I have a new phone. And I just told you all that because I currently have nothing creative to vandalise with. - @/JRPictures
** Nothing at all.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZD4HqRLCQM Vote for Max!]] @/{{Ailedhoo}}
** No thanks.
* [[SlasherSmile Let's]] [[PsychoticSmirk have fun!]] -@/VoidsEmpathy
** '''NO'''
** Oh? Ready for more? Let's continue. -@/VoidsEmpathy
*** No we aren't. Thus, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHeF73GgrOc this song.]] ~ @/{{Rockonman}}
*** Let's keep it that way.
* I guess I'm vandalizing your page again, and, as usual, I don't have anything meaningful to say. And to make matters worse, I think I've used up every variation of the "I have nothing to say" joke. Except for maybe the one where I admit that I've used up every variation of the gag. Yeah... I'll use that one. Was that too self-referential? - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
** LOL, DUNNO
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uwqXS2bf5Y Man, I love this song!]] --@/SeanMurrayI
** Ok... I'll give it a shot.
* You are already pursued by future assassins. Therefore, you're already soon to be dead. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Fine then. I have YOUR PICTURE. Time to call the... wait, that's the number of the whore house.
** Do I really need to remember you I live in space ? Good luck sending cops after me. Or nukes. I'll KillSat your ass. :D ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* DDDUUUUUEEEEEE @/{{InhopelessGuy}}
** REEEEELOCATED.
* Hello. @/{{Steventheman}}
** Hello too!
* DRRRRGGRRRRRGRRR. This incoherent rambling was courtesy of @/JRPictures
** DEEAUUURUUGUUGUGUGUUGUG. Top dat.
* Sprinkles! Sprinkles! ~@/{{PhoenixdaughterAM}}
** Phodam, phoda-I got nothing
* -waves- Hi :D -spraypaints some Eastereggs on the ceiling- ~@/{{Eyefish}}
** Huh? Seems like this page already has been vandalized by me... Oh well, have some Pikachus, my fellow Pokemon fan. -spraypaints some Pikachus to the Eastereggs- ~@/{{Eyefish}}
** I LOVE SPRAYPAINT. Eats easter eg-
* Are you supposed to [[SweetBroAndHellaJeff put jelly on hot gods?]]- @/{{Steventheman}}
** Putting things out of context is fun, isn't it?
* Eh, you seem like an okay guy, bu- ''THE 2D SHOOTING SIDESCROLLING KING. Especially 2 and the first X'' ...you're my new best friend :3 ~ @/{{Light Phaser}}
** Yes, come to me, my sweet...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oSbew6ctns#t=00m10s I'm not]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHYBptXKWtg gonna pay]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOatora0s8o a lot for]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laewPRGDTW4 this muffler!]] --@/SeanMurrayI
* Vandalism ahoy! It reads "Misuki is Awesome." ~@/Misuki
* NOOB SAIBOT. WINS. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7b3bOQ6lY FLAILTALITY.]] --@/{{jcruz}}
* Vandalizing because yes. --@/{{Harpsichord}}
* Tongue is hella hard to spell... --@/MobileLeprechaun
* Well well.. I got nothing. @/JRPictures
* Chelsea won the Champions League because I willed it to happen. You are aware of this, correct? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CObJzbof7bQ I have a psychic llama.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
* I'm afraid there's a contradiction in that statement. ~@/MetaSkipper
* The beat is working. - @/PhysicalStamina
* H3ll0 th3r3. 7h3 f43 s4y h3ll0. - [[@/StolenByFaeries S70l3n 8y F43r13s]]
* [[{{Retsupurae}} I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!]] @/PhysicalStamina
* [[VisibleSilence ...]] - @/PhysicalStamina
* Dear Sir, you have such interesting vandalism. -@/ResetLocksley
* It's late. - A tired @/PhysicalStamina.
* '''HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. YOU WITH THE FACE. C'MERE. I'VE GOT A SECRET.''' [[spoiler:Your daddy is a blender, and your mom is just a washing machine. '''THIS IS A ROBOT RIOT!1!!!11!!1''']] Toodles! ~[[@/{{skyflower}} Some Crazy Ass Vandal]]
* I-I-I-I-I can see... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI89J55wZj8&feature=related electricity...]] - @/PhysicalStamina
* Your backup page account looks more like a laconic version of ''this'' one. Greetings! ~@/AmusedTroperGuy
* DaftPunk. The end. - @/PhysicalStamina
* Kumquat. That is all. ~With love and assorted fruit, {{@/Prometheus136}}.
* I be a vandal!*breaks out spray paint and silly string* {{@/Explosivo25}}
* Vandalism: Loading, Loading, Loading, Loading, Completed @/{{Classifiedzerogoki}}
* You best be keepin your gorram mouth shut, or I think we're going to be having a problem, and I don't want none of that! ~[[@/{{skyflower}} Captain Mal- er, skyflower]]
* Kirby,cute marshmellow or pink sociopath?-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans When there's trouble, you know who to call...]] [[@/{{Landorkus}} LANDORKUS!]]
** GHOSTBUSTERS!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89XE4RPs__c I give you the gift of Wolfgang Gartner.]] --[[@/{{Tre}} You're welcome. :P]]
* Nanogatse!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* OM NOM NOM: The worst thing to think of when reading ShingekiNoKyojin. - @/{{Landorkus}}
* Panties,eggs,capes and Mario...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* -prod prod- ~@/{{SlendidSuit}}
* Maayong gabii! - @/{{redrosary}}
* Infinity...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Beyond...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* @/SBaneN appeared! @/SBaneN vandalized the page! It's super effective! @/SBaneN explodes!
* Feel fresh, peasant. @/WendytheCreeper
* Salamat sa pagbisita dun sa troper page ko. Hahah. @/{{Unprettier}}
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iCCDAEwQ5k Sorry for quoting a cheesy Taylor Swift song]]. :P Hehe. At least I wrote on your wall now. ~ [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Jinny]]
* WHERE IS MY CARROOOOOOOOOT [[spoiler:I don't actually like carrots]] ~@/{{Bunnie}}
* Be my first vandalism dedicated to you. Appreciate it! ~ @/{{Montmorencey}}
** THIS IS IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT I AME PERFCET
* And you must be Jonathan Joestar! ~@/{{danna45}}
** I heard your parents are dead!
* Welcome to the light world.-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Vandalized. Now, excuse me, I have to get back to study. - @/{{Quag15}}
* Where's the trigger!?!?! -- @/{{Boxen}}
* I have a question for you: [[HotlineMiami Do you like hurting people]]? @/ArmoredFury
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That is the best part of the game.]]
* Vandalism - {{Tropers/Porschelemans}}
* Ohaio, genki desu ka, [[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Partner in Science]]? --@/EarlOfSandvich
* Gun. Gun. Gungun. Gunning two times. Symmetry is awesome! - @/{{Landorkus}}
* Target marked. Move along. - @/MaxwellDaring
* I activate the Troper Card, Vandalize! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947V6vH6NB4 The Forgotten Challenge]] has begun... - @/SBaneN
* Good day, pal! I hope you're having a nice day! Here, have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHEOutIiHrA some awesomeness]]. - @/VPhantom
* -slams the vandalism page with a steamroller- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! - [[@/EarlOfSandvich Dio Brando]]
* You have been vandalized with a not-so-random comment... - @/SBaneN
* It seems I haven't vandalized you get...There. I fixed it. -@/MurkyMuse
* Don't worry about it ''DarthWiki/FilmSchool'' isn't that melodramatic, it's quite funny. ;D - @/JRPictures
* bla bla bla bla bla bla bla - [[@/ThatHuman bla bla bla]]
* Death to all that oppose me!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
** And a hollow, lifeless existence to those who don't.
* Ojai Noobie,anyway hows your troper laeyfe -Tropers/{{terlwyth}}
* "Jaeger" means "hunter" in German. There is [[AttackOnTitan no coincidence]] with the naming. - [[@/{{Landorkus}} The One who Is Making An Eren Plush]]
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Thanks for reading my page all the way through.

Now go on with whatever you're doing

[[color:red: Ok. Back to killing pandas. Or pandies.]] How the heck do you call a baby panda? ~@/DhanaRagnarok

I HATE DATING SITE ADS!!! -BSMA

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* Ojai Noobie,anyway hows your troper laeyfe [[Tropers/{{terlwyth}}]]

Let it be known that I am not above jumping the bandwagon, five days after its departure. However, since I pointed it out, that officially makes this folder ironic, ergo, '''BETTER!!!'''

* TheCallOfTheWild and WhiteFang
* TheCatcherInTheRye

* In advance, I apologize if I don't respond to your vandalism. I only do it when I feel like it, unfortunately...