Commentary: A gut-bustingly hilarious story that involves Cobb trying to track down new extractors for the team, only for one of the team members to call him later and complain. Has a great Running Gag that involves each character spouting out a rant like the one in the summary, only for someone other than Cobb to answer the phone. Worth checking out.
Also, the descriptions of the various Noodle Incidents over the course of the story are life-threateningly hilarious.
So is Cobb's inability to answer his own phone.
The bit with Saito, especially "How unfortunate." left me on the floor laughing.
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