Result: 682's head exploded, but regenerated quickly afterwards. Sent into fit of rage.
Test: Replicate test with properly contained anti-matter (approximately fifty grams) in a containment canister, where anti-matter will be guided into 682 via [REDACTED].
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.Result: Cancelled. That can of antimatter was a one-time deal as far as we can tell, and there isn't nearly enough antimatter on the planet to perform this test.
Test: Place 682, properly restrained, into SCP-504's chamber, facing one of the actual SCP-504 plants and raised to the same level as some of 504's tomatoes. Place a stereo in front of 682, set to play the worst humor that could be obtained by the Foundation.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheNote from Dr. [REDACTED] - Uh, hello? Foundation equipment? We're not Fermalab here.
Result: SCP-682 either consumed the tomatoes, or hardened its epidermis accordingly.
Test: Throw SCP-682 into known interdimensional wormhole.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.Result: Failure, SCP-682 thrown back.
"I don't think any other universe wants it" Dr.[REDACTED]
Test: Feed it to SCP-017.
http://wamjelly.com/?ref=359904 Click it you know you want to.Experiment cancelled. We already tried that, and it didn't work.
Test: Show one of the Basilisk images to 682.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheResult: Failure. Nothing happens.
Put 682 in the cell of SCP-343. Cut off other means of access to SCP-343's cell or escape from said cell.
result: canceled. Too high risk of terminating SCP who is like God, causing xk event.
"Are you f[redacted]ing insane!" Dr.[REDACTED]
test: Feed to SCP-101 head first.
edited 13th Aug '10 5:33:39 PM by doommech33
http://wamjelly.com/?ref=359904 Click it you know you want to.Result: Failure. 682 vomited out of 101 unharmed.
Test: Dr. Clef.
[EXPERIMENT CANCELLED]
Once again, we've already tried that. Once again, refer to Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682 to rule out methods already tried.
Test: Force-feed 682 a constant stream of potent neurotoxins and radioactive waste.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheResult: SCP-682 grew resistant to said neurotoxins and waste within three minutes of test start.
Test: Get SCP-387 to build a cage for SCP-682.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Result: Cage easily destroyed by SCP-682. Containment held.
Test: Deposit SCP-682 in SCP-375.
The comics equivalent of PTSD.Result: SCP-682 successfully deposited and door closed. When the vault was opened, SCP-682 body was made of [DATA EXPUNGED] broke containment and caused [REDACTED] deaths. Class A amnesiac given to surviving witnesses.
edited 25th Aug '10 8:00:21 PM by Joaqs
Test: Electrocute SCP-682 as long as it's possible.
edited 25th Aug '10 8:04:02 PM by Joaqs
Result: Failure. 682 actually seemed to become more powerful under the influence of electricity.
Test: Get 682 through SCP-616-1
edited 26th Aug '10 9:35:44 AM by RTHSFF
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheResult: Failure.
SCP-682 tore out of hull, causing SCP-616 to crash. SCP-682 now expresses desire to kill all those involved with the attempted destruction.
Test: Put SCP-682 in SCP-173's cell.
♥♥II'GSJQGDvhhMKOmXunSrogZliLHGKVMhGVmNhBzGUPiXLYki'GRQhBITqQrrOIJKNWiXKO♥♥EXPERIMENT CANCELLED
We tried that and we're not going to fit Godzilla into a freaking ship container.' -Dr. Koch
Experiment: Slap 682 with a giant tuna, retrieved from [REDACTED]
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.Result: FAILURE! The slapping with a giant tuna only annoyed SCP-682, who in a fit of rage attacked and killed no less than five personnel, including [REDACTED].
Test: Unleash the Daleks.
edited 1st Sep '10 6:19:14 AM by WartysNeryon
Result:[EXPERIMENT CANCELLED]
Okay, who came up with that? Dr.[REDACTED]
Test: Expose 682 to "ED Offended"
OOC: Is Captain Falcon an SCP? If so, what number is he? I wanna see him take on 682.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Result: Failure. Offended only reinforced 682's hatred of all other life, making it even more aggressive.
Test: Throw 682 into the sun. If he comes back, throw him in again.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheResult: Yet again, it came back on fire. After the second time, it came back temporarily made of fire. Attempting to extinguish it only made it angry.
Test: Expose it to the FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
Result: SCP-682 was blasted across the galaxy at a rate of [REDACTED] times the speed of light. Unfortunately, the Law of Relativity ensured SCP-682 arrived back on Earth BEFORE it was Falcon Punched.
Test: Dump the liquid from SCP-294 that resulted from the input "Something that will kill SCP-682" on him.
edited 2nd Sep '10 11:05:04 PM by iTroper
Result: [EXPERIMENT HALTED]
Alright, whoever suggested the liquid is demoted to Class D. - Dr. Neryon
Changed based upon view of official log
Input: Provided I have SCP-343's permission, use him on SCP-682.
Seeing as the above wouldn't work...
Set room to zero degrees kelvin
edited 2nd Sep '10 11:50:12 PM by WartysNeryon
(Two things. One, the official experiment log for SCP-294 showed that my suggestion would not give an "out of range" message. Second, go ahead with 343, but the general consensus when it was done twice before is that he's too much of a Deus ex Machina and people just come up with stupid ways for it to fail.)
edited 2nd Sep '10 11:24:45 PM by iTroper
Result: FAILURE. SCP-682 appeared singed, but within a few minutes recovered.
Test: Feed it grog. No, not grog as in watered-down rum, but the grog as described in The Secret Of Monkey Island.
edited 12th Aug '10 9:28:46 AM by WartysNeryon