And of course...
"NAKED DYNAMIS ATTACK!"
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Takane: "............... So glad I don't do nudes anymore."
And also...
Tsukuyomi: "Ah! Setsuna-sempai! Put your sword inside me! Yes! Like that! Harder! Harder! Ram it deeper! AH!"
Setsuna (squicked mid-battle): "You are one sick puppy..."
Tsukuyomi: "YES, SETSUNA-SEMPAI! Call me your bitch!"
Planning to use this in 2814...
edited 17th Mar '11 7:08:06 PM by SCMof2814
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Well, right now, Tsukuyomi's being the seme, while Setchan is being the uke, and HARD.
Meanwhile....
Mana: *silent for a long minute* This is the last time I bottom.
Poyo: You know you love it.
Mana: Want to get your sister into the act next time?
Poyo: That can be arranged. *pulls out her pactio card...*
INTENSE ALA ALBA ON SHIRABE GANGBANGING!
...Screw it.
Tertium lovingly caressed his brother, Quintum's face as he took him from behind...
...Screw it.
Chamo lovingly caressed the puppet, Chachazero's face as he took her from behind...
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
@NDC:
"Um, Akamatsu-sensei?" One of the low-level grunt assistants nervously stuck his head into Akamatsu's office. "There's a Ms. Goodman here to see you. She has some questions about th-"
The assistant was yanked out of view as Takane stormed into the room.
"Okay, what the hell is with this!?" She slammed several manga pages down on the desk.
"What about them?" Akamatsu was unmoved by the girl's anger.
"What about them!? I'm naked in all of them! That's the problem!"
Akamatsu looked over the top of his glasses at the pages, which seemed to have been literally torn straight from the magazines.
"You do realize that nudity is a standard part of your contract, right? All the other girls-"
"None of the other girls have had their nudity turned into a running gag!" She pounded her fist on the table. "And they always get stripped like in front of Negi! He's seen it all already and he's just a kid anyway! That hardly counts. Then my number comes up, and the clothes come off. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TOURNAMENT WITH THOUSANDS OF SPECTATORS." She grabbed her hair as if she was going to pull it out. "And it was all over the internet! Seriously, why are you doing this to me? Is this about the time I backed into your car? I'll replace the headlight! I'll even pay for your lunch, just give me one freaking battle where I get to keep my clothes!"
"Very well, if you pay back the damages for my car, and start showing up on time, I'll include an arc where you don't get stripped. But if you come in late, the clothes come off, got it?"
"Yes, sir." She bowed and backed rapidly out of the office before he had a chance to change his mind.
Ayaka's now stark white face twitched as she watched the final outcome of the fight displayed all over them. "Ne... gi... sen... seiiiiii?"
Evangeline made a sour face. "Well... now that's a... novel way to solve the hard tension accumulated with a bitter enemy..."
Misa was pressing a tissue against her bleeding nose. "I think I've died and gone to Heaven."
"I want a school change," Madoka turned around, supporting herself against a wall.
edited 17th Mar '11 7:18:23 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
So that's how we're rolling?
Screw it.
Rakan lovingly caressed Konoemon's face as he took him from behind...
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Akashi-sensei lovingly caressed Yuuna's face as he took her from behind...
At that point, Akira looked over Yuuna's shoulder, read her writings and lifted an eyebrow up with concern.
"Yuuna-chan. You need help."
edited 17th Mar '11 7:23:08 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
My god. I've started a meme! O_O;;
...Screw it.
Ako lovingly caressed Tohsaka's face as she took him from behind...
I know what I said.
Ako: IN THE BUTT!
edited 17th Mar '11 7:29:05 PM by NoLimit
Snow Queen and Proctologist
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
@SCM
: No need. The mental images given by the previous... pairings are of such horrificness that I'm probably scarred for life.
Chachamaru: Here. <hands over SSS-grade Brain Bleach>
Thanks, Chachamaru. I'm glad you forgave me.
Chachamaru: There was nothing to forgive. And even if there was, you have already suffered enough.
Yeah, you're probably right. You better get back before Kitty notices you're missing.
Chachamaru: Yes. <leaves through a wormhole back to her Negimaverse>
@OM/NDC #1: Very cracky, but in a different way from what you're envisioning via that line. Reason: Quintum was only doing his job then, and is too stoic and professional (I dare say even moreso than Fate himself). You'd need to have Nodoka bug him persistently until he finally thaws down.
#2: No, she doesn't. She just needs to discuss it civilly with him (and Negi, assuming she is serious about him), and point out how magical medicine has managed to remedy all those pesky biological issues with incest, and that since he's proven himself time and again to be a truly loving parent, the issue with abusing his parental status is a moot one.
edited 17th Mar '11 7:33:32 PM by MarqFJA
Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
You know, we need to compile these as an extra for the round robin.
... Screw it.
The monkey lovingly caressed Chigusa's face as it took her from behind...
Waiting outside the door, Tsukuyomi kept on giggling. Fate only kept his eternal lack of an expression.
But Kotaro, poor Kotaro, gritted his teeth while trying to push his fists into his own ears. "Kami, why did I have to be born with dog-like hearing? Why?-! EVERY DETAIL! I CAN'T MISS ANY OF THEM! EVERY DETAIL!!"
edited 17th Mar '11 7:31:41 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
Laugh into the rain.
Oh, I love you guys. I'm nominating whoever started this for a Made Of Forum Win.
...Screw it.
Iniquitus lovingly caressed the forum's face as he took it from behind...
Sriously, I laughed in real life.
edited 17th Mar '11 11:34:45 PM by IniquitusTheThird
Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
Thank you. Thank you. I accept this award in the name of ME, and I thank no one but ME! 
...
Oh, yeah. Screw it.
Nagi lovingly caressed Evangeline's face as he took her from behind...
Eva promptly awoke from her dream. "DAMMIT!"
edited 17th Mar '11 7:34:55 PM by NoLimit
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
...Screw it.
Japanese Teeth's avatar lovingly caressed Iniquitus' avatar's face as she took her from behind...
...Okay, I'm compiling these.
edited 17th Mar '11 7:33:10 PM by JapaneseTeeth
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Gah, NINJA'D. You guys post FAST! Hey, Chisame! Think you can type faster than them?
Chisame: I am not you're secretary.
Ah, dammit. Please?
Chisame: No.
Drat.
Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
... Screw it.
Everyone kept on caressing everyone else's faces as they took each other from behind...
As it happened, Nitta-sensei finally had enough of the show and quickly headed for the door.
"You all are sick, I tell you. Freaking sick. I'm leaving until Akamatsu's next series starts."
The door slammed behind him.
Laugh into the rain.
You people just made me post my reply in a different forum.
Now it may become a meme.
edited 17th Mar '11 7:37:58 PM by IniquitusTheThird
Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
...My very own meme. *sparkles in my eyes*
Master of the Graves: "Mind if I stick my hand into your naked lower back? Very deeply... like this?"
edited 17th Mar '11 7:00:49 PM by NapoleonDeCheese