Roll To Dodge: I'm rather surprised to not find this here.

I try to go to the kitchen and get a glass of ice water.

Plumbum: [3] You burst through the wall, yelling "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!". It is at this point you realise that bursting through a wall fucking hurts, and you crumple to a heap in the floor, writhing in pain.

Ozbourne: [6] You successfully reach the kitchen. However, you're too enthusiastic in pouring the ice water into a cup and you splash a fair amount of it over yourself. That sucks.

I try to stop loling at this thread.

Seriously, however, I go to the pub.

edited 7th Apr '10 12:35:44 PM by Plumbum

Plumbum: [6] You go down to the pub, but you slip on a banana peel on the way there. The irony is that a drunkard had told you to look out. Oh you and your antics! Will you ever learn?

Edit: Oh yeah, and if you live in a country other than the UK don't be worried if I don't reply for a significant period of time. I'm probably asleep or something.

edited 7th Apr '10 2:10:48 PM by Flanker66

Realizing I need help badly, I try to see a psychologist.

I attempt to punch out Cthulhu!

I'll take up G Ming for now.

Ozboure: [3] You go to a psychologist and describe your plight. He seems uninterested.

l3wt: [1] You punch him, then go insane and claw out your eyes. Then you grab a nail file and rip out your intestines and begin to eat them. However, you can now safely look at the ED offended page, since you're too insane to care

edited 7th Apr '10 4:23:29 PM by rumetzen

I drink an orange-flavoured soda.

Left: [5] The cashier thinks you're sexy and gives you a package of quality soda for free.

I recap the entire RTD so far.

Reecer: [1] You seem to have gone blind. Good luck reading now.

I retain my vision and MAKE A RECAP!

I watch The Simpsons.

I go on a vacation to Europe.

Reecer: [1] Your doctor informs you that recovering from GM induced blindness is impossible. You try to recap it from memory, but get it all wrong. The rest of the players ruthlessly mock you.

Left: [5] You watch your favorite episodes, and discover an easter egg that allows you to watch cool, neverbefore seen episodes.

Kitten: [3] You go to Europe, but lose your bags.

I pray to the God of Agnostics to get my vision back and to learn the recap of this Roll To Dodge

Reecer: [4] You get your vision back, and can now recap Roll to Dodge

I do my calculus homework.

Left: [5] You get a 100.

I recap Roll To Dodge

I play Kirby, Kirby Superstar Ultra specifically.

edited 7th Apr '10 6:49:23 PM by DoctorLeft

I try to get through every level of Kaizo Mario World.

Reecer: [2] You do very poorly, getting many details wrong, but the others are forgiving and only joke about it a bit.

Left: [6] You play for 48 hours, then start to hallucinate.

Kitten: [3] You get through about 3/4 of the levels before dieing.

edited 7th Apr '10 6:49:14 PM by rumetzen

I eat Doctor Left and Kitten of Doom.

I try to escape to a cat lover's safe house.