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>Use matches to SET FIRE TO THE SUN.
Oh my Jiminy Crickets. Maybe I should've wished for absolute control over myself instead...
> Find someplace to hide.
> Examine my new surroundings, and then say "FINALLY, AFTER A FEW MINUTES, I AM FREE TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH".
Yeah, I knew I pretty awesome. I'll shove some shades on so I can blink and the plant can't tell what I'm thinking. I ask the plant alien why in the solar system it was on my ship.
Trip: THREATEN THEIR LIVES if they try to rebel.
Well there goes Plan A...
Lets teleport to Mitakihara then.
edited 2nd Jun '14 9:18:34 PM by Makuta9999
Woops, wasn't able to do anything about the thread for a bit, sorry about that!
foxmccloud 4387 New attack strategy  With your duster attack plan not up to snuff, you reevaluated your situation and found a new attack plan, and a weapon. On the counter to your right was a comically sized pizza cutter, one that would do just the trick on your pizzabeast. Holding the pizza cutter up high, you shouted a reference to something or another and sliced the cheesefiend in twain, and then a few other pieces as well before it collapsed in neat little slices on the ground, defeated.
Lord Herobrine An odd date  You're doing it fine, though the action requests are usually something that you would do. While sharing similar qualities and being generally odd bundles of crazy, Ragyo and Aizen wouldn't make a terrible pair for dating. However, due to timeline and dimensional issues, it was currently impossible to get them on a date, unless you altered the universe somehow.
thespacephantom A jolly old bike ride  Overjoyed to have your bike back in your capable hands, you took off on the bike ride of the century throughout the town. You rode for hours on end, enjoying the gentle breeze that seemed to be flowing through the area during the lovely evening. You were having so much on your ride that you didn't even notice a problem with your bike until you were nearing your home. Right on the way back, your bike collapsed on itself from the stressful day.
bRaHiAn1 Nothing burns quite like the sun  You devised a very clever plan to use your acquired matches to set the sun on fire. All you needed to complete the plan was a rocket ship, or maybe a jetpack, possibly some lighter fluid, a dimensional space shifter, a talking dog named Roseberry, a space suit powered by three year old laffy taffy, and a two way walkie talkie system from a toy aisle in your local superstore. Needless to say the plan did not work out.
Rivux Move for the sake of moving  You summoned all the will your soul had within your soul and finally got a move on. Your body already had a lot of time to drift away from you, but you were finally out of that chasm and making some progress on getting it back at this rate. You even felt like you had proper control again after all of that sinking nonsense, perhaps the water was finally on your side.
Cathari Sarad Stealth check  As the footsteps grew louder you quickly searched for a hiding spot. There wasn't much to hide behind down here, but there was a pretty large looking stone nearby, so you quickly ran over behind that. As the footsteps drew near, your heard them stop and clearly heard some voices speaking with the not-so-squid woman, right before the stone you were hiding behind keeled over and made a thud so loud that it could silence the sound of a whale belly flopping on a gong from orbit.
eldritchseer After a few minutes, finally free  As you examined your new surroundings you saw what looked like a waiting and boarding platform in what looked like a subway in a state of severe disrepair. There weren't many people around, except what looked like a few teenagers with attitude on the tracks. One of them pointed in your direction before the whole group looked over, right before an astonishingly silent subway train plowed through the area, leaving no sight of them. The whole thing seemed very unnecessary and silly, but you also saw a set of stairs leading up to the outside after you gave the world your quick shout of freedom.
Philosopher Shades and questions  You slapped on a pair of shades, immediately increasing your intimidation and cool factors, but severely decreasing your vision. You pointed in the general direction of the treebeast and asked it what it was doing on your ship of all places. It roared in response as you blinked, unseen by the treemonster. It didn't appear to be a roar of hostility, but merely a roar of attempted communication.
Trip Put them in line  You immediately grabbed the strongest of your forces by the collar and threw him into a wall, demanding their attention and respect at once if they value their lives. You told them that if they even thought for one second that they could defy you, they would wind up split into thirty-five pieces and sprinkled over the surface of the sun. With your intentions clear, they all stepped in line to follow your orders without question.
Makuta 9999 Plan B  Teleportation is often filled with lots of tricky business, especially when dealing with interdimensional law, but you were able to get around that pretty easily thanks to past experience. You teleported to Mitakihara with ease, but also to no real place in particular inside of the town, but you got to where it counts in the end.
>No... no! Not my beloved bicycle! In tears, I attempt to give my bicycle a proper funeral, as it deserves.
> Make a break for it, I don't like the look of those kids.
>Throw the monster's corpse out (I've had enough pizza for the month), then get some shut-eye
> Prepare a spell for summoning skeleton swordsmen, loyal to me, while waiting to see how the newcomers react.
I keep moving on, praying to Sky Voice that I reach and possess my body successfully.
Action> Since their first date didn't work, but because they were willing to try one, they decide to try again, only this time, Aizen uses the Hogyoku to cross over to the Kill La Kill-verse.
what's the purpose of the > and putting things like trip and stuff in the front?
Since mad science didn't work out, perhaps I should try some dark magic instead!
>Look for a spellbook that will allow me to SET FIRE TO THE SUN.
I knew that using magic nanotechnology to be able to manifest any For Dummies books was a great investment the moment I met that gypsy.
I attempt to summon Alien Plant For Dummies.
>Trip: TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
At least Plan B worked. Now lets get started.
Can I find where Madoka lives?
Just as a note, I'd be interested in GM'ing if Fulcanelli decides to drop/we don't hear anything.
Done. I'll jumpstart a session if we don't hear anything.
edited 9th Jun '14 9:19:20 PM by CathariSarad
PM him if you want.
(Most of this stuff is boring/cliche plot setup/Cathari letting power go to her head and you can skip to below the break if you wish)
> Cathari Sarad: ASCEND TO GODHOOD!!! (Free) - The great witch of chaos, Cathari Sarad, had grown sick of restraining her unlimited powers. She didn't come to this universe to talk with some squid girl or hear about possessed kings, subways, space voyages or fools trying to set the sun on fire with a match.
She was going to make all these petty little fools suffer for eternity, and then she would make them all her slaves.
The Great and Powerful Cathari teleported to the surface and began rising high above the world. Within moments, everything would fall under her control. With her plothax immense powers, the witch brought the world to its ultimate ruin. Shadow and flames engulfed everything in existence, and everywhere the ground collapsed toward the universe's center. Because Cathari uses plothax to become GM of the magnitude of the destruction wrought by the cruel witch, nobody could prevent the fate brought upon the world. Those with strong wills had burnt until they were nothing more than disembodied souls.
Watching the billions of people trying to escape being charred to bits, Cathari Sarad, the cutest witch in existence, couldn't help but smile.
Her perfect, wondrous voice let out a little laugh, "NYAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
The world condensed to a single point, and then expanded as Cathari reformed it to fit her desires. She had become goddess of the new world.
After that, she had drained much of the power dormant in the wandering souls and then scattered them across the globe, content that they would not rise to challenge her authority for quite some time. Yet despite her blatant plothax immense powers, she could not completely destroy these strong-willed souls. After many years, these souls would awake with new bodies on the world the witch Cathari had forged. Yet at the same time, they were nowhere near as powerful as they had been before.
Alright, we haven't seen a post from Fulcanelli in over a week, so I decided to take the initiative and become GM. I also P Med him two days ago and haven't heard anything, and I'm not sure when we'll hear from him again. This might be a bit hasty, but I wanted to get the thread moving, plus I felt like having a try at G Ming this thing. I've also decided to reset the session, since I haven't been keeping track of past actions/setting. If we get another large stall in activity or I get tired of this/I get the impression I'm doing a bad job, we can switch.
Themewise, this session will be fantasy RPG based. Societies will encompass ancient, antiquity, and medieval levels, with more emphasis on the first two. I'm not 100% sure how stuff will develop until players start doing stuff. Going to try to aim for a bit of coherency, but since I'm Cathari Sarad, I assume that will quickly fall apart. I hope the opening doesn't produce too much apathy for this session.
Another note, I don't know what tradition has been in the past, but characters will be a bit more limited in what they can do initially. If I think you are trying to do something beyond your character's reasonable capabilities, I will mention that and ask for another action.
So, after reading through these walls of text, I hope you will find me to be an acceptable GM (and I hope people actually choose to play). And I hope I don't screw things up or scare too many people off. I probably have no idea what I'm doing.
So, to begin, CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER CLASS/RACE. (this will be a free action unless you try something weird) And you could probably get away with another action as well for the initial post.
Edit: Just got a PM from Fulcanelli, and he's fine with me taking over.
edited 12th Jun '14 1:11:03 AM by CathariSarad
>Trip Class: Uh... dammit cant pick robit. Humen, then.
either gender duncurr
edited 12th Jun '14 9:04:10 AM by Trip
Past tradition was whatever we wanted to do as long as the dice was favourable.
And damn you for stealing my Super God Witch powers. I'm gonna come for you eventually you know.
As for class, lets go with Human Battle Mage.
First action after that, look around myself to see where I am.
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