Roll To Dodge: I'm rather surprised to not find this here.

> Attempt to stop myself, before the bottom stops me.

> "I am Cathari Sarad, and I am a witch. From what I know I do not come from this world, wherever this is." I also mention the incident with the town.

Hmmm... Maybe I can still put that theme song and those pyrotechnics to some use...

>I'm gonna burn this theater down!
>And pray to God for the strength to help me face the crowd!
>I wanna live like I lost the script
>And scream every line like "This is it!"

Uh oh! I can't let my friends of the void get pulled into another abyss! Freaking evil voidlings!

Action: Try once more to open a rift to earth in hopes of saving several of the allies from the other abyss. It sure doesn't look hospitable compared to this void or the theoretical Earth.

Shit, that had to be it!

C'mon, ghostly body, we gotta U-tuuuuuuurn!

I mumble a something unrepeatable, then run a full anti-malware purge.

"Watch, next he goes rampant," I remark to no one particular.

...WELL, that's good.Let's get started then.

I summon both the original Jetbus and the Dark Jetbus, both of which were created and then upgraded multiple times earlier in the thread.

>Trip: Go possess a king or some shit

I go outside and search for the plant alien.

foxmccloud 4387 – Begone mousetrap – [3] You quickly removed the mousetrap from your finger, noticing a little redness around the area that it bit. You ignored it for now though, you had a weapon to find. You searched around the room for something suitable, but at best found a large duster laying in the corner. Armed with a weapon of mass dusting, you slowly entered the kitchen to see a blob made of cheese and pepperonis stuffing what looked like a disfigured face made out of cheese into your fridge.

thespacephantom – Questions for the amulet – [1] After you screamed to the heavens for a good few minutes you tried to reach down to grab your bicycle, however when you did, you felt a push from the amulet that you knocked you further into the sky, slowly putting you out of reach of your bicycle completely. At a loss you questioned the amulet for its actions, but received no response.

eldritchseer – Stop attempt – [5] After falling down quite a few steps, and cursing everything possible, you were able to stop rolling down them with sheer force of will, or possibly force of cursing. Either way, you were able to quickly stop your descent, and then from there were actually able to use the leftover falling force to shoot your self up, ascending the stair case in a matter of seconds, and slowly coming to a stop near the top, finally at the exit of the Netherworld.

Cathari Sarad – Introductions and explanations – [4] After giving the woman your name and occupation she replied in kind. “Ah, good, you aren't from around here then.” She said as she tossed the squid on the ground, messing a bit with the hat hair she had earned from the freakish headgear. After you explained the town incident she responded with a quick laugh, but explained the reason why. “That beast they were talking about was me, they think I'm some kind of demon sent here to either save the town or condemn it.” She wiggled her fingers in the air while she talked, looking like she needed to hold a flashlight under her face to complete the effect. “I'm not of course, but it's a pretty sweet gig. As long as you don't tell anyone what I'm up to, I can tell you anything you want to know.”

bRaHiAn1 – No sense in wasting good special effects – [3] Not wanting to waste what you had prepared, you quickly burst into song, carrying a pretty decent tune as you go through the lines you had prepared. The special effects didn't quite come in on cue, but they activated soon enough to not sully your performance. All in all it went pretty well as you got a few rounds of applause when it was all said and done.

NE Sgamer 190 – A gateway to earth – [6] Not wanting to lose the only friendly people you've met on your journey, you tried to open up a rift to earth, or at least save some of the inhabitants of the abyss. Much to your surprise, you were able to tear open a gateway to the planet, a pretty big gateway in fact. However, a rift this large was more than a little unstable, it started sucking in people from the abyss and you as well, but fortunately this time it lead to earth, depositing you and whoever else came through onto a real grassy field this time. It also happened to transport a lot of the lobby furniture, which came in after everyone else, trapping a few people underneath them.

Rivux – Underwater maneuvers – [1] You tried doing a sharp u-turn underwater to get near your body, but turned a little too much in your haste and pulled a full 360, sending you hurdling down into the underwater chasm even further than before. There was barely any light down here, and you were definitely heading to a very dark spot of the ocean. Thankfully your soul didn't have anything to worry about when it came to water pressure, but the same might not be said for your somehow sinking body.

Omega Shadowcry – Anti-malware scanning – [2] You booted up an anti-malware program to take care of the pesky cyber infection, but unfortunately couldn't get the program to go past the loading screen. It would boot up for about three seconds, and then freeze at around 26% and sometimes 47%, but would never budge a single digit past that until you restarted it.

Makuta 9999 – Jetbus summoning – [3] With everything in the paper all checked out, you got to summoning the Jetbus and then the Dark Jetbus to get the party started. It took a few minutes, but eventually the original Jetbus showed up, and then was followed by the Dark Jetbus. When you checked them out though, it looked like they were missing quite a few of their previous upgrades and were more or less back to their original states when they were first created.

Trip – Regal possession – [4] Going to the afterlife probably would have been boring anyway. Tired of the burning forest in your ghostly form, you zoomed off to a nearby kingdom. In the center of the kingdom was a crowd gathering outside of a castle, where it looked like the king was out on the balcony making a speech. Seeing this as your opportune moment, you hopped into him and gained full control of the regal figure in the middle of his moving words.

philosopher – Plant alien search – [6] With everything all fixed on your ship you took a step outside onto the alien planet to search for the plant alien that dared to mess up your ship. With a few steps outside, you bumped into something rough. You looked up, seeing a large face carved into a bark surface, staring down at you in its massive form, at least as tall as your ship. It looks like you found him.

>Curse this amulet! I throw it as far away from me as I possibly can. Hopefully then, its dread effects shall be averted!

>By the power of this duster, I shall vanquish you, Spawn of Pepperoni Man!

edited 1st Jun '14 10:11:52 PM by foxmccloud4387

> Take a deep breath, and exit the Netherworld

I facepalm at the sheer... failure of this program.

"Who in good f*** designed this, and why did I greenlight it?"

And on that note, I put the stock AI in the digital Corner of Shame, putting Mazoran in stasis while I upload a custom AI.

Also, I mentally give the designer of this entire system a massive, "F U".

edited 1st Jun '14 10:17:13 PM by OmegaShadowcry

> "Well, now that some of that misunderstanding is out of the way, would you happen to know anything about the geography of the area? And what is your purpose here by chance? Depending on the circumstances I would be willing to lend some of my services should I find your venture intriguing."

...well then. Considering the original Jetbus when first created was little more than an actual bus with boat and jet parts attached, and the Dark Jetbus was me creating my own version of it because I wanted to feed my ego (I think, it's been a while), this isn't really what I had in mind.

Ah well. I send them to somewhere safe so that I'll be able to deal witht hem later. After that, I teleport to...lets go with Gensokyo.

edited 1st Jun '14 11:29:37 PM by Makuta9999

Trip: Start an oppressive reign, and build a massive army to conquer all

Uhh... that went a little too well... -nervously laughs-

Action: Get to setting up the lobby once again as best as possible.

Stare down the tree alien.

Okay, not exactly what I had in mind...

>Play with matches

Fuuuuuuuuuuu— NEW STRATEGY TIME.

I try to calm down, slow down, and fly back up to my body at a reasonably speedy pace.

thespacephantom – Cast aside ye amulet – [4] Summoning up all the will you could muster, you clutched the amulet around your neck tightly and severed its otherworldly bonds to your form. You ripped it from your neck and threw it all the way back to the sandy beach, allowing you to safely drop back down to the ground.

foxmccloud 4387 – Fear my duster – [2] With your duster in hand, you charged the pizza beast with enough heart and courage to slay a dragon, unfortunately, pizza beasts do not fall under the dragon category. As you tried to slash at the fiend with your relatively ineffective weapon, it merely got stuck in its cheesy face as it scowled at you.

eldritchseer – Finally freedom – [3] You took a deep breath while in the midst of the exit, admittedly a bit too deep of one as you stood there coughing for a few seconds, but your moment had finally arrived. You calmly walked through the exit as you were enveloped in a large white light that soon faded away as you found yourself in what looked like a subway platform.

Not entirely sure why it bluetexted this name out of all of them, I didn't do anything different I think...

Omega Shadowcry – A new AI – [5] After putting Mazoran in a stasis mode, you got to work on uploading a custom AI that you were sure could get the job done. It only took a few minutes to upload, and even less time to install before it booted up and already started taking care of a few problems around the ship. Within a few seconds it even wiped out the vicious malware plaguing all of your systems, it looked like things were finally going right with this.

Cathari Sarad – Cut a deal with a squid – [2] You talked with the not-so-squid for a little longer while asking a few more key questions that would hopefully lead to some decent answers. The woman was about to reply as you both heard an alarming number of footsteps coming from a tunnel to the south. The woman scrambled to pick up her discarded squid while yelling, “I'll tell you later!” before she stuffed her face into it, making a blubbering sound that showed she firmly secured it.

Makuta 9999 – Off to Gensokyo – [Free] After sending off the Jetbus and Dark Jetbus somewhere safe, you decided to make a little trip to Gensokyo via teleportation. However, just as you were about to teleport off another slip of paper printed out of the ground, reading: “Hey, squeezing through a wall or four here to tell you that I can't seem to get in touch with Gensokyo, it's almost like its been sealed off or something. Sorry about that! It may be for the best though, I don't know a darn thing about Touhou.” It looked like you may have to go somewhere else, for the sake of not exposing the current GM's lack of knowledge on far too many topics.

Trip – A new reign – [6] You quickly whipped your new people up into a frenzy as you talked of war and civic duty. You soon had everyone in the kingdom under your thumb in a matter of no time as you amassed a fighting force that could conquer nations easily, however, when you gathered such a fighting force, they soon questioned why they should be following you in the first place, as they thought about turning on you.

NE Sgamer 190 – Fixing up the lobby – [5] You immediately set to work on fixing up the lobby the way it used to be prior to the multiple voids going crazy. You were actually doing a pretty nice job, and the surviving void people started to help you out as well. When it was all finished, it was looking pretty swanky, and possibly even better than it had looked beforehand.

philosopher – Alien staring contest – [3] As the tree alien looked down at you, you looked right back up at it. It moved forward to get in your face, but you merely did the same to it before it started back off into the sands a little. You stood your ground where you were, staring down the plant creature with all of your might, though your eyes were really starting to hurt at this point, either from the harsh light bouncing off of the sands, or the ugly mug on that treebeast.

bRaHiAn1 – Matches are fun – [4] Since your plan didn't exactly go how you envisioned, you decided the best course of action was to play with matches. You lit a few and then started to juggle them, just for fun. After that, you decided to light a few and chuck them all around the place, but nothing really came out of it. It was a pretty average match playing session.

Rivux – Taking things slowly – [2] As you calmed down in the ocean depths, you tried to find your center. This was a little difficult as you were currently nothing but a center, but it allowed you to slow down and find yourself regardless. What you didn't do however, was slowly move towards your body. You just kind of floated there in place, in almost complete balance between your ejected soul and the nature of the ocean. It was very enlightening, but put you no closer to your fallen body.

edited 2nd Jun '14 5:33:00 PM by Fulcanelli

>Find a new weapon and attack again

> Both Ragyo Kiryuin and Aizen Souske go out on a date.

If i'm not doing this right, someone tell me.. I"m new here

>SUCCESS! I then go for a nice bike ride.