SCP Foundation

Oh, I was referring to things much earlier... also seconding Magnus.

At the end of the day, people can call it canon, non-cannon, brilliant, and stupid, and be right and wrong all at the same time. When dealing with the SCP, you have to understand that we took Canon out behind the barn and shot it in the head a long, long time ago. With the sheer wealth of misinformation, distrust, and selective editing that happens within The Foundation, nailing down the "truth" is about as easy as catching a soapy, naked, excited one-year-old who's chasing a cat.

That sounds like something you'd know firsthand, Gears.

<he's a parent, get your minds out of the gutter>

To elaborate: I was bathing my son, who is one, and put him on the carpet for ONE SECOND to pick up a towel. I turned back to see a naked, soapy baby slipping out the door while going "EEEEEEE!!" and chasing a cat. I maintain that, at one point, he defied the laws of physics and phase-shifted in to a liquid to escape.

...what? I'm not creepy all the time, despite evidence to the contrary. Err...and despite me making both my children in to SCP items...

Dude, one-year-olds are just like that. My one-year-old cosuin can wield a yardstick and speared my mom wih it.

Yes. A year-old kid has officially emulated Sephiroth.

Not like that. She got her in the leg, and she laughed because she's a little one, and little ones think violence is funny, especially her.

edited 2nd Oct '09 1:24:49 PM by TropeKira

Oh kay.

Actually, my son does the whole yardstick/sword thing rather well. I gave him the tube to some wrapping paper, and he proceeded to play Highlander with the cats. That, and the time i took a shorter, fatter cardboard tube and put it on his arm. He was in blue pajamas...he looked like a very small, confused Mega Man.

Cool kid.

That's awesome. Little kids can be so funny.

I've been reading through the site, and stumbled across this.

->Kondraki: [raising voice] It's all too convenient. A partial voice log from your PDA that cuts out just as Lilith manages to order you to tell the truth? An emergency call that summons two other Foundation researchers onto the scene? A major security breach that causes every single SCP at that base to leave their containment cells? Massive casualties, including at least 2 SC Ps, one of which we had high hopes for, one of which YOU personally vouched for?

->Clef: Do you watch cartoons, Kondraki? You should check out this show called Gargoyles, I think you'd like it…

(link in original text)

Yeah, I remember reading that... kinda jarring, really. I got the same effect from Shinji And Warhammer 40 K.

Oh well, off to Notable References To TV Tropes.

So, I joined the group. If you don't accept, that's fine. It was to try and replace the hole in my heart when TV Tropes was ripped out of it.

edited 8th Oct '09 2:15:26 PM by TropeKira

It was funny, yeah, but it's been a while since I read that one. As for the earlier bit about kids, they'll never cease to be amusing. Kids, and pets. Sometimes, sadly, the sanest being in the room is on four feet.

Also, kids aren't as sensitive as TV makes them out to be. My cousin could hit walls and not cry. If she does hit something hard enough, she'll cry for a few seconds and then get back to be a smiling crazy...

Re: the Gargoyles reference and the link back to TV Tropes. . .

Forgive me. I was young and dumb (barely a year ago).

But it does show your magnificence, Clef. This site is not for the unprepared.

And we are kindred; We both store... things.

Wait? Are you actually Clef? You're like, my idol.

That is indeed Clef.

That is awesome.

:|

first off I have to say thank you for introducing me to this.

and second of all does anyone know if SCP is dead or not? I havent seen any new articles

I've gone on multiple Archive Binges and I'm still nowhere near done with the site. So I don't know.

It's definently not dead. They're working on the GOC wiki right now. *Drools*