Buying Stuff from SCP-261

Output: A seemingly normal cake, with "TO: FOUNDATION, FROM: NOBODY" written on it. Testing showed [REDACTED].

Input: 507 yen. Unpowered. (Read SCP-507 before you come up with results.)

gives thread cpr

Output: A note, allegedly from SCP-507, saying "HOLY SHIT HELP"

Input: 1 ruble.

edited 18th Jan '16 9:48:29 AM by arcada188

Output: None. Coin fell into the coin return slot.

Input: 50 yen, unpowered.

Output: One custom 50 caliber bullet.

Input: 682 yen, unpowered and/or powered.

edited 19th Jan '16 5:54:43 AM by TheEngineer24

Result: Testing denied due to risks. We've done that before, nothing good happened.

Test: 438 yen. Unpowered.

bump

double bump

Result: Exactly 438 miniature copies of SCP-438.

Test: 420 yen, powered.

Result: "Omega Weed." When smoked, smoker is given the urge to listen to Snoop Dogg and smoke even more of the item. Contained as SCP-420-J-2.

Test: 7 yen. Unpowered.

edited 8th Feb '16 11:32:17 AM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

Output: A powdered "luck candy" in a wrapper.

Input: 66666 yen, unpowered.

Output: [REDACTED]

Input: 2590 yen. Unpowered. (Read SCP-2590 before you come up with results.)

Result: One boxed miniature model of SCP-2590 with identical properties to the original. Classed as SCP-2590-1.

Test: 1 yen. Powered.

edited 23rd Feb '16 6:07:35 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

Output: One M&M Mini candy.

Input: 3945 yen, powered.

Output: a box labeled with a typical "Godiva" brand insignia, colored shades of brown and gold. Inside are 12 silver wrapped swiss-chocolate covered baby squid tentacles, of the species "loligo vulgaris", lightly flavored with sea salt. Note that Godiva is not known to have ever sold this particular kind of chocolate. The D- class personnel assigned to tasting it noted that the inside of each individual chocolate was colored an unusual magenta, and described the taste as being comparable to "3- week old raspberries", with a texture expected of raw squid. Nothing unusual was found in testing of animal tissue.

Input: 5 and 1/2(literally cut in half) yen Status of SCP-261: unpowered

edited 24th Feb '16 10:04:22 PM by cake1

Result: Five and a half pieces of white Sixlets. No flavor is given.

Input: 66666 yen, powered (No redactions this time; try to put in an actual description, please.)

edited 24th Feb '16 7:14:27 PM by lewattoo

Output: A wrapped roll of baked rye bread in the shape of a pentagram. Was determined to be dangerously hot to the touch ( maintaining a constant temperature of approximately 258 degrees Fahrenheit) and was said to smell strongly of brimstone. Agents wearing the appropriate gear took said item and dropped it in a tub of water blessed by a certified Roman Catholic Priest (aka holy water), where it proceeded to combust, despite having been underwater, and subsequently disintegrate. This was accompanied by a sound resembling a high-pitched scream of unknown origin.

input- 1 yen coin, fed into SCP-914 and placed on "fine" (this resulted in, curiously enough, a coin that was apparently identical to the original in every way except for the fact that it was constructed out of super-strong titanium alloy.) Status of SCP-621: powered

edited 24th Feb '16 9:00:35 PM by cake1

Output: One Skittles candy with an outer layer composed of a previously unknown alloy. Color is pale gold. Inedible. Interior contains congealed, corrosive liquid that smells of salmonberries and identified as being similar to that secreted by [REDACTED]. Attempts to synthesize alloy are ongoing.

Input: 5659 yen, powered.

OUTPUT:A large number sprinkles and a collection of cupcake pins that read "Happy 14th Birthday!"

INPUT:30 yen. Status:Powered.

Output: A packet of "Sploder(sic) Chews!". Packet is decorated with images of splattered purple liquid, and a trademark found on the side of it claimed that the gum was "Yumberry Flavor" and that it was manufactured by the "Dynamo Candy Company". Please note that a "Dynamo Candy Company" is not known to have ever existed. . After being torn open, packet was revealed to contain 5 paper-wrapped pieces of what appeared to be bubblegum. D-class assigned to consume said bubblegum material described it as having a tart, pleasant, fruity taste that was hard to exactly identify. Subject continued to chew gum for another 5 minutes before a discomforting tingling sensation was reported around the area of his forehead. Another 5 minutes after this, D-class reported developing "the biggest goddamn headache I've ever had", repeatedly holding his head in his hands and massaging his forehead. D-class requested to be allowed to spit out the item he had consumed. Request was denied. 2 minutes after the development of pain in the cranial region, D-class subject's head, by an unknown mechanism, burst open at high velocity and released brain matter across the room. Post autopsy examined said brain matter, which had turned a dark purple in color, and determined that all blood in his body had been replaced by a viscous, juice- like substance, its components exactly matching the artificial flavoring of the "Yumberry Chews". It is unknown how subject managed to stay alive despite this loss of blood.

Input: 7 virtual bitcoins of virtual currency, sent to an account set up for SCP-621 Status: powered

edited 25th Feb '16 11:42:40 AM by cake1

Bump.

edited 27th Feb '16 1:15:47 PM by cake1

Result: SCP-261 only uses Yen. Test denied.

Input: 473 yen. Unpowered.

Output: An 1 ft.. by 1 ft. obsidian cube, with no visible seal or opening. Appeared to be invulnerable to all forms of damage. Approximately 5 hours into testing Dr.Benjamin Quadradoodle was reported as having said, "I sure would be up for some Mc Donald's right now. Anybody ready for lunch break?". Immediately following this, the item dispensed by SCP-261 transformed into a paper bag decorated like that of a "Happy Meal" produced by a Mc Donald's brand restaurant branch .Inside paper bag were containers holding french fries, chicken nuggets, and other foods typical of a "Happy Meal", along with a closed paper cup filled with "Pepsi" brand soda soft drink. Food was determined to be safe for consumption and did not appear to differ in any way from food usually served by Mc Donald's brand restaurant branches. Dr. Quadradoodle requested to be allowed to eat from said "Happy Meal". Request was denied.

Researcher notes- "Come on man, that's just cruel."- Dr. Quadradoodle

Input: 5 yen(taken from Japan in an alternate universe) Status: powered

edited 27th Feb '16 1:32:43 PM by cake1

Result: One package of "Chicken Tights." Shown to be just normal chicken.

Input: 384 yen, unpowered.

Result: SCP-261 dispensed a small bag of "Every Flavor Potato Chips". The back of the package lists many of the possible flavors, among them are lemon, iced tea, dreams, snot, bile, dirt and language.

Input: 12 Googolplexian Yen