If Congress doesn't take bold action and take it soon, we will find ourselves
"Would it help if I shot Tony?"
"The passwords of past, you've correctly guessed, but now it's time for THE ROBOT TEST!"Wow. I just saw a frog explode.
simple asEnjoying my bathroom break at Amazon! 😀😗🤩🤩😂
"This sucks. I'm gonna go smoke a beer."
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)- "There's nothing America loves more than a sweaty, sweaty boy."They do say that, yes.
Edited by FirstSnow on Sep 8th 2019 at 10:17:14 AM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."I'm literally a cluster of 28 ducks, deal with it."
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Giving America what it wants: Jeffy Ass!
“Tell me I’m a sexy robot! Say it! All of you!”
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Pack everything white!
Into the woods, but mind the past. Into the woods, but mind the future.The next boss is marital strife. We beat this one as a team.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."I have a horse pointing a sword at me right now and that still makes more sense than what you just said."
"I can practically hear my left ventricle slamming shut even as we speak."
Edited by burinnu on Sep 9th 2019 at 8:14:30 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.MY CONTINUES!
Edited by FirstSnow on Sep 11th 2019 at 12:36:01 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Nice car. I've got one of those cars, in black. A Mark 2 Jag."
"Have you passed your test yet?"
"Have I fuck. Didn't stop me buying a fucking car for 110 grand, though."
simple as"Rapid-fire Rate the Costumes, 1-10!"
"No."
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing"The Nurse can attack after the teleport."
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling."Rule 34 artists: No one can produce art for new content quicker than I.
Glitch: Not so fast~!"
Edited by WolfThunder on Sep 16th 2019 at 3:14:29 AM
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.I would rather live my life exploring like Columbus on a voyage touring
"They don't let dumbasses into med school, Cole!"
The one called "Acid" is dead, but I don't know how to change my username."I killed my mentor... but I was not his murderer."
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology."Women have better men, that they notice all the men, that women notice all the better women, and men notice all the observation skills. Women don't. The women notice all the skills, and women notice Eminem, and men don't."
"This is why I studied science, not math."
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
"Holy crap ... a ballad already?!"
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.